Wednesday, February 13th 2013

And Here's John Galliano Dressed Like A Dandy Hasidic Jew...I Think

John Galliano was convicted of anti-semitism in France two years ago after he was caught on video declaring his love for Hitler and telling a group of women that they would be gassed today if Hitler was still around. Dior fired him and the only jobs in fashion he could get involved designing the uniforms for Jesse James' bike shop and cutting dick holes into the Nazi uniforms that Mel Gibson likes to wear while getting a pre-jacuzzi blow job. Bitch fell hard. But then Oscar de la Renta hired Galliano to help design his latest collection. Oscar de la Renta showed his new collection at New York Fashion Week yesterday and Galliano was spotted dressed like this while making his way to the show.

Some people think that Galliano was at it again. The New York Post put this picture on their cover with the word SHMUCK and accused his evil ass of mocking Hasidic Jews. But Abraham Foxman of the Anti-Defamation League tells the Observer that the Post is being ridiculous as shit, because he thinks Galliano is dressed nothing like a Hasidic Jew.

"The New York Post story is a ridiculous, absurd distortion. There is no truth to their accusation that John Galliano was dressed in Hasidic garb, and anyone familiar with the dress of traditional Orthodox Jews should not mistake what Galliano is wearing in the photograph as ‘Hasidic garb.'

This is John Galliano being John Galliano. His dress is always eccentric and his hair is always worn long. This is, at the very least, ignorance on the part of the reporters and editors at the Post, or, at worst, a deliberate, malicious distortion in an effort to sell newspapers. For the past year and a half, Mr. Galliano has been on a pilgrimage to learn from and grow from his mistakes. Now people are trying to distort and destroy him. He has spent hours with me and with others in the European Jewish community, including rabbis and Holocaust scholars, in an effort to better understand himself and to learn from his past mistakes. He is trying very hard to atone.”

On one hand, Galliano is a board certified STUNT QUEEN cunt so I wouldn't put it past him. On the other hand, besides the hair icicle curls falling down his face and the black coat, this look doesn't completely scream out Hasidic Jewish person to me. If anything, he looks like Charlie Chaplin as a Hassidic Jew. Wait, didn't Hitler HATE Charlie Chaplin? The plot thins!

Posted by: Michael K


SFRBully's picture

I've very little experience with Jewish people, but my boss of about 3 years is a VERY SEXXY rabbi (omggg he's very cute) and the whole office is Jewish. They have kosher lunches for training and that shit's delicious (I don't eat meat, so it's very easy to enjoy food with them.) They're very fucking awesome and gave me a $10 an hour raise after my 1st month. I've seen them treat all of their female employees with respect and the ladies are NOT to be fucked with there.

I didn't even have to write to Obama and complain!

Mmmhumm... I RECKON I'LL TAKE A COUPLE OF THE BIGGUNS.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqTWQiTlhKQ&t=1m19s

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@FunkyBrewster: hello sweet noob - you'll get side-eyed until you show tits.

sorry, those are the rules.

Okay first time commentor, been reading this site for years.

Now, about the little box on the head and arm? Those are called tefillin. They are a man's obligation to wear during prayer.

As for the anti-chassidic talk re woman, some sects are bad and some are good. Deborah feldmans book exemplifies the bad but google oprah visits lubavitch home and you'll see good.

Anyway my two cents!

Ive got two kids under the age of three.... enough said

SANS FARDS's picture

Lucifer (if your'e still logged in....I know it's late!) - the ghost was pretty dumb, for sure. I know it's supposed to be an insight into Rick's cray cray mind or whatever, but the ghost just STOOD there and didn't really do anything. bo-ring.

I'm glad Carol is getting more lines this season--I was beginning to think they should kill her off too but she seems to be coming into her own. Michonne needs to stop glaring and start fucking people's shit up. Andrea can just off herself at this point because she's just obnoxious.

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feets's picture

Well he stepped right in it but it was uncanny how that couple didn't just get up and walk away, but kept on filming him...

Whamo's picture

Submitted by Deb on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 3:06pm.
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 3:04pm.

A retired Pope, a fashion designer, and an Hasidic Jew walk into a bar...
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LMAO!
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I just barked out a laugh and made my cat jump off me! Lol!!!

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Submitted by Esteem on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 5:03pm.
Oh ok. He's a designer and he wore this look out in public, and he's NOT making a statement? I'd like to purchase that pretty bridge in SF too, you know the Gold one? Thanks.
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Esteem,
Like, he met with all those Jewishy people and stuff so he could, like, better understand their, like, Jewishness since he, like, kinda sorta offended them or whatever. He's like honoring them with his outfit, except making it, like, less Jewishy and ugly, you know?

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Esteem's picture

Oh ok. He's a designer and he wore this look out in public, and he's NOT making a statement? I'd like to purchase that pretty bridge in SF too, you know the Gold one? Thanks.

Mabel Hodges's picture

Oh, and Hekki. Yes. That totally sucks for them. Fuck them.

Love,
Mabel

Mabel Hodges's picture

What the fuck ever, man.

*pours another drink*

Love,
Mabel

Hekki's picture

Submitted by suckandfuck: "We have sat next to some VERY HANDSOME Hasidics on the New York City subway system and we would relish the chance to sit next to them once more!!!"

I have never seen a handsome Hasid. Never. Sorry.

Also, I am prejudiced against them. Sorry, but I am. Just recently I tried to read a book about this Hasidic woman and her life. I didn't finish because it made me so angry. Women are treated like chattel and garbage, and it's vile. The women work two jobs to support their husbands who spend their days studying. To no end. They are also expected to do all the domestic and child care chores. Fuck that.

saltydog's picture

I never even a little bit got this impression he was actually anti-semitic. I think he he just hated those bitches he was seated by and he was drunk and would have said anything to piss them off. If they had been lesbians he'd have made anti-lesbian comments, if they were black he'd have made anti-black comments or whatever. I'm not saying that excuses he behavior or saying those things is ever OK, but he doesn't strike me as the sort of person like Mel Gibson who pretty clearly actually hates Jewish people and hilariously forgets that Jesus was Jew, not somebody killed by Jews.

suckandfuck's picture

It's pronounced Hay-SIGH-DICK. Rhymes with acidic.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Poopele's picture

I thought it was Hay-seed-ic Jew.

Who knew.

snowpiece's picture

ITA that the ghost Lori was sooo lame and MEEEEShawn needs to step up her fucking game!!!!

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TexnDoc's picture

When I see them in airports the true Jews have those hats but there's a little brown box on their forehead or on the hat or somewhere up there. I don't stare. And I've never asked what's in it. My mom would but she's like Marie on "Raymond".

miz cynical's picture

Yeah, I agree that those 4 people need to die. Of course, Andrea needs to be the first to go for being a naive idiot.

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Submitted by miz cynical on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 3:30pm.
Luci- Michone's character is starting to irritate THE FUCK out of me! Like, really? All she does is stand around and glare at people? WTF? She does realize that 90% of the misunderstandings would be cleared up if she just speaks, right? I didn't read the comics so I don't know if this is true to the story or not, but it's beyond irritating. And, there's no longer a logical explanation as to why she's the strong, silent type.

Yes! How annoying is that? In the comics she's definitely the strong, silent type, but she gets a lot of pages, and her strength is often reflected IN her dialogue. She is my favourite character, but on the show I've already begun to hate her. I hope they explain her back-story a bit, but I seriously doubt it. People who need to just die: Merle, Andrea, and those two scheming assholes in Tyrese's group.

can be a pushy broad's picture

Hasidic Jewish fashion---don't know anything about.

But I really like the word DANDY.!!!!
Word of the day:) Thax, MK

miz cynical's picture

Luci- Michone's character is starting to irritate THE FUCK out of me! Like, really? All she does is stand around and glare at people? WTF? She does realize that 90% of the misunderstandings would be cleared up if she just speaks, right? I didn't read the comics so I don't know if this is true to the story or not, but it's beyond irritating. And, there's no longer a logical explanation as to why she's the strong, silent type.

I thought that when Rick started going crazy about the ghost that Tyrese would be like, so, this is your fearless leader? Okay....Darryl needs to come back, I hope that he's not done. His brother was back with the group for 5 mins & he was back to his usual dick antics. Like, yeah, this is why you were left to die. Brother or not, Meryl's a dick.

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 2:43pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 2:38pm.

Agreed with you both about Andrea.

Plus what a let down the premiere was. Don't you think? That ending with Rick and the ghost gave me such second-hand embarrassment I stopped watching just before the end. Enough already. We get it - he's crazy and he feels guilty. Move on. In the comics his guilt ended with that stupid "phone call" - what was the point of that scene in the show other than to put an end to the Lori shit once and for all? And why does Michonne STILL have no lines to say? I want to slap them all, including Daryl now.

Dirk Diggler's picture

Either way he looks ridiculous.

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Submitted by SFRBully on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 3:19pm.

You want a Hasid to non-foreskin all up into your throat and Take Your Breath Awaaaay.

OBAMA PLEASE OFFER THIS BENEFIT IN YOUR NEXT HEALTH CARE PLAN.
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honey we would love for taxpayers to foot the bill!!! We see that Obama can give away phones as if it's 1999 but why can't he give away Jews? It's actually quite ridiculous if you ask me for my opinion on the matter at hand.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

fleawatch's picture

You cant make a Harvey Wallbanger with Maneschevits, you ahve to use Galliano!

KA's picture

at first glance i thought, oh boy what's up with this hasidic dude that he made the d? he knows he looks hasidic. lets not try to kid ourselves here. whether or not he should be dressed like this is a different story. he can dress however he pleases. but if the hasidics get mad about it, that's on them.

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fleawatch's picture

Ha Sidim and I didn't believe em!

SFRBully's picture

You want a Hasid to non-foreskin all up into your throat and Take Your Breath Awaaaay.

OBAMA PLEASE OFFER THIS BENEFIT IN YOUR NEXT HEALTH CARE PLAN.

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Submitted by SFRBully on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 3:11pm.

You and I are dirty SHIKSAS and we wanna make OUR OWN Hasidic beards out of their hairy nutsacks YES WE DO.
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WE DO WE DO WE DO honey the singing the praying the outfits! It's wonderful!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 3:07pm.
honey we had the HUGEST crush on our Jew doctor DR. MORRIS for a long time, she was VERY handsome and had the most delicate fingers and funniest left hand handwriting style.

Saw her later in FULL HASIDIC DRAG and a HUGE BEAUTIFUL BLACK BEARD! Ladies! Our heart stopped! We just about died! We will never forget what she told us when we first met her "If you have to smoke weed everyday, then smoke it out of a bong" yes honey! We'll get that bong SOMEDAY! Shalom!

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You and I are dirty SHIKSAS and we wanna make OUR OWN Hasidic beards out of their hairy nutsacks YES WE DO.

suckandfuck's picture

honey we had the HUGEST crush on our Jew doctor DR. MORRIS for a long time, she was VERY handsome and had the most delicate fingers and funniest left hand handwriting style so you can imagine OUR HEARTBREAK when she sent a letter to her patients saying she was taking a position in Upstate New York! We were devastated but we bought her a bottle of wine and left it with the front desk! We were very upset when she didn't even bother to send us a THANK YOU CARD but maybe she couldn't drink it because the wine wasn't kosher? Anyway, we saw her MANY MONTHS later in FULL HASIDIC DRAG and a HUGE BEAUTIFUL BLACK BEARD! Ladies! Our heart stopped! We just about died! We were in a co workers car being driven to work and simply couldn't jump out of the car to give our Morris the love and attention we wanted to give him but we most certainly will cherish that day! We will never forget what she told us when we first met her "If you have to smoke weed everyday, then smoke it out of a bong" yes honey! We'll get that bong SOMEDAY! Shalom!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Deb's picture

Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 3:04pm.

A retired Pope, a fashion designer, and an Hasidic Jew walk into a bar...
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LMAO!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

grommet's picture

He did this 100% on purpose which makes him a psycho.

TelevisedRevolution's picture

A retired Pope, a fashion designer, and an Hasidic Jew walk into a bar...

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God don't like ugly.

suckandfuck's picture

Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 2:59pm.

As long as it's Kosher relish
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We would RELISH the chance to be next to 2 Jewish buns with KOSHER RELISH between them!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Whamo's picture

Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 2:54pm.

we would relish the chance to sit next to them once more!!!

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As long as it's Kosher relish

tojo's picture

Sherlock and Dr Watson I presume...

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...the end

TelevisedRevolution's picture

it's hard out there for a chump.

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God don't like ugly.

suckandfuck's picture

We have sat next to some VERY HANDSOME Hasidics on the New York City subway system and we would relish the chance to sit next to them once more!!!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

RandéSleepover's picture

That's like that Simpsons epi where Bart goes to NYC for the first time, sees some Hassidic Jews, and yells, "Look! ZZ Top!"

snowpiece's picture

SF! yes! well, I believe everyone hated Lori too so we can hold out hope!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 2:38pm.
SANS FARDS NICE AVIE!!!!!!! I wish he would just kill Andrea and save us all having to put up with her anymore!

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thanks, yo! did you watch last week's episode? I completely agree...they can't get rid of her ass fast enough. Virtually everyone who watches the show hates Andrea...it's kind of funny.

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A Lannister always pays his debts.

It really is a shame, considering the work he did at Dior is unsurpassed.

You know what makes me angry though? He won't be forgiven for this (nor should he be, necessarily). Yet the same Hollywood types will give Roman Polanski a pass? I'm looking at you, Natalie Portman.

He looks gross no matter what he wears.

Agreed that people don't get drunk/high and start making racist comments.

snowpiece's picture

SANS FARDS NICE AVIE!!!!!!! I wish he would just kill Andrea and save us all having to put up with her anymore!

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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA

Sucky 12/19

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His friend looks like a gay Vampire, but tries to convince everyone he is punk by wearing studded Doc Martins and listening to Rancid.

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 2:02pm.

"just like Jesse Jackson speaks not just for all African-Americans, but black people the world over."

??? um, Oprah would like to chat with you for a minute...

lmao

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

miz cynical's picture

I'm more disappointed that Oscar de la Renta hired him than I am that this jackass is dressing & behaving like a jackass. I like Oscar, he seems like a nice guy. Plus, I think he's Dominican or something, so I'm not sure why he would want this racist designing for him.

Foxxy Brown's picture

where does he live? they don't have mental institutions there?

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 2:17pm.
Unless you are already a racist/anti-Semite, you don't suddenly get drunk or do drugs and start spewing racist/anti-Semitic shit out of nowhere.

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In vino veritas.

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A Lannister always pays his debts.

snowpiece's picture

LOL yeah EH, you would fit in really well! :P

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