St. James Palace Is Coming After Chi Magazine

Because waving at your subjects and cutting ribbons at the opening of gardens is really hard work, Duchess Kate and Princess William (typo and it stays) got on a plane and flew all the way to Mustique for a babymoon. (Ugh, the phrase "babymoon" hurts my eyes almost as much as the phrase "over the moon" does) last week. While in Mustique, a 4 month knocked up Duchess Kate got into a two piece to take the royal fetus for a swim and a paparazzo got pictures of her "squint and you might see it" bump and sold those pictures to Italy's Chi Magazine.

The last time Duchess Kate and Prince William got in their swimming chonies, a French paparazzo got a picture of her sunning her royal nipple knobs and everybody lost their minds. The newest pictures don't show Kate's royal nipple knobs, but The Queen is still covering Prince Philip's eyes with her pocketbook, because he probably can't take seeing a pregnant woman in a two piece! A messenger from St. James Palace pulled out a scroll and read this statement from the royals:

"We are disappointed that photographs of the Duke and Duchess on a private holiday look likely to be published overseas. This is a clear breach of the couple's right to privacy."

The palace said that the paparazzo used one of those long lenses to get pictures of Kate and William without them knowing. The pictures are pretty damn blurry and it could be two boiled turnips in swimming clothes for all I know, but the pictures are clear enough for me to see that Prince William's got body. Who knew? If he put a Prince Hot Ginge mask over his head, he'd totally be panty creamer material.

And yeah, Duchess Kate and Prince William's lives are so hard.

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 4:10am.

Submitted by yuga on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 6:42pm.
Kim looks like she's got triplets shaking up or something.

Yeah, in her ass-cheeks.

Submitted by zomay on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 12:03am.

Don't they have a private island completely covered with a large glass dome to vacay in.... amateurs.

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 11:36pm.

It's only a honeymoon in three if you think life starts at conception. Maybe that's how most Chi readers would take it?

Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 11:16pm.

Waaaahhhh, we got photographed taking our billionth luxury vacation of the year, wahhh, lowly nurses kill themselves quite literally over us, poor us, wahhhhh...

That's all I hear. Fuck these cocksuckers. I don't like any one of them, not even Harry who's probably the chillest of the bunch.

Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 11:10pm.

The only real scandal here is that Kate Middleton spends her entire fucking life on vacation.

Submitted by KidL on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 9:37pm.

Ugh! These two need to actually do some work instead of whining about the press. Neither of them seem to do anything except take vacations.

Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 9:36pm.

He's a crispy critter. Holed up in a cabin that burned down. Oddly, the police did not call a fire truck....

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Submitted by citizenstrange on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 5:00pm.

OFF TOPIC: Just FYI Christopher Dorner looks a lot like comedian Rondell Sheridan.
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THANK YOU. That's been bugging me for days.

Did they catch that guy or what?

Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 9:35pm.

I remember the wedding, but admittedly I was young at the time....

Now if one is a member of a billionaire royal dynasty, its a mystery why one would not know how to have a vacation without getting photographed. An even bigger mystery why his royal highness didn't learn from the first time this happened.

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Submitted by MrsPotatoHead on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 8:32pm.
I remember watching the news and seeing William carried out of the hospital when he was born. Shit, I'm one old geezer.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 9:22pm.

Must be nice.

Maybe the Queen could send PHG over there to party away in the adjacent beach. That would distract the paparazzi, wouldn't it?

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Submitted by MrsPotatoHead on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 8:32pm.

I remember watching the news and seeing William carried out of the hospital when he was born. Shit, I'm one old geezer.

Submitted by Anonymous101 on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 8:32pm.

I would think that the Duchess wouldn't mind the pix as they would quell the pillow baby rumors??

BTW, is it okay if I start posting again or is someone going to tell me to eff off again?

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 8:11pm.

I say this with all due respect, but meh...

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Submitted by Jeanneee on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 7:59pm.

Submitted by citizenstrange on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 5:00pm.

OFF TOPIC: Just FYI Christopher Dorner looks a lot like comedian Rondell Sheridan.
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THANK YOU. That's been bugging me for days.

Did they catch that guy or what?

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Submitted by contrario on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 7:56pm.

Just for the really curious ones: CHI is pronounced kee

Submitted by Mel-Tang on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 7:42pm.

Oh these royal twats need to get over themselves and their billion year old way of life.

Don't like getting your picture taken? Pass the seat to the throne off to your next of kin. Done.

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Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 7:08pm.

Submitted by FaerieBad1 on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 5:30pm.

This happened to Diana when she was pregnant with William. Do people not learn from the past?
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Don't compare her to Princess Diana. Diana was so young and inexperienced when she married that cad. Kate will never reach the heights or garner the peoples love the way Diana did. Diana was very very special. She changed the monarchy forever.

Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 7:06pm.

How many months pregnant is she supposed to be? Looks like maybe she ate a hamburger or something.

Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 7:05pm.

About time British citizens kicked all these lazy tax burdens to the curb.

Queen Elizabeth needs to get medieval on them.

Submitted by Oddly_Titillating on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 7:05pm.

1. Where the hell is Mustique?
2. Where the hell is her "bump?". She's so thin that at four months along you'd think there would be SOMETHING. I know everyone's different, but damn. She still yakking?

Submitted by carefreea on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 6:56pm.

Tbf, TexnDoc, there are times Ireland is considered overseas here in England. Anytime we need a plane to get there? Overseas.

I wish they would fade away and stop being such a tax burden.

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Submitted by yuga on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 6:42pm.

The girl needs to eat a couple of sandwiches.

Having said that, the difference between her and Kim K is astounding. I know everyone is different, but good lord it looks like she's not even pregnant and Kim looks like she's got triplets shaking up or something.

Submitted by TheKate on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 6:24pm.

You took the words out of my mouth, Lachaylo. I need to know Moz is ok as he cancelled my show this weekend. The only way I will know that to be true is if he ejaculates cunty words from his mouth about this mess.

Submitted by FrappenBloat on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 6:14pm.

I fucking hate these two knob jockies. And their families.

Get them out of our country & back to Germany where they belong.

'Tis drug money keeping these brats on constant vacay

Submitted by CokeyBloke on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 6:06pm.

Girl, EAT!

Submitted by sugar free on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 5:47pm.

Another vacation? Jeesh. Don't you have to work first before taking a holiday? Glad I'm not the sucker footing the bill.

Submitted by ponchiks on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 5:46pm.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 5:15pm.

Who thinks of Italy as "overseas" from England. Hey England, you're a damn island.
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Everything is "overseas" in England. Even Europe is always referred to as some separate entity, even though the UK is a part of it.

I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 5:30pm.

I don't see a bump.

Submitted by FaerieBad1 on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 5:30pm.

This happened to Diana when she was pregnant with William. Do people not learn from the past?

Submitted by LaChaylo on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 5:27pm.

Where's Morrissey when you need him?

Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 5:28pm.

I thought Mustique had been evacuated or was defunct. I thought it was off-limits... Hmmph. *trots off to Wikipedia*

And I like the difference between Kate's baby bump and Kim Kardashian's. Because I'm an evil cunt that way...

ETA: okay, I was half right. It's privately owned. Sounds like a feudal manorship.

Submitted by tonicbitch on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 5:25pm.

ETA nevermind.

Anyway, must be nice to not do shit for a living and have tons of cash.

Submitted by Maggio on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 5:24pm.

These two really need to stop complaining. They're vacationing in a $30K/week villa and they're upset that someone took a blurry photo? How is he ever going to manage being king?

Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 5:15pm.

Who thinks of Italy as "overseas" from England. Hey England, you're a damn island.

Submitted by Latex Jungle on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 5:10pm.

It's official--theres only one living royal I like and thats Harry.
I am beyond sick of thei pregnancy already. And as for being papped--TOUGH! I have zero sympathy for Kate--she knew what she was getting into, umlike Diana, who truly had no idea at just 19 of what she was taking on. And as for William-shut up! If you dont like what you were born into then do like your great uncle (I think thats what he waz?) King Edward did and leave the royal family. Pass your duty on to PHG!
Whiny Willy is just getting on my last nerve, and thats after that Beyoutch and Adele done gnawed on it.

Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.

Submitted by Happy Hour on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 5:08pm.

Hahaha i had a babymoon only because they had a special and a massage was included.

Submitted by Supertramp on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 5:07pm.

Enough already of these 2. Just leave them alone.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 5:02pm.

Fuck leave them alone! People deserve their privacy.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 5:01pm.

"pictures are clear enough for me to see that Prince William's got body. Who knew? If he put a Prince Hot Ginge mask over his head, he'd totally be panty creamer material."
MK, I think Prince William was a competitive swimmer in college. Sans Fard? would probably know for sure. They almost always have perfect bodies. LOL