Night Crumbs

Taylor Swift spoke with a British accent at the Grammys, Harry Styles speaks with a British accent all the time. Taylor Swift wore a green beanie during her video shoot yesterday, Harry Styles wears a green beanie often. Taylor Swift doesn’t want to get back together with Harry Styles, she wants to become him! – Lainey Gossip 

FYI: Max George stuck the tip in and quickly pulled out when the burning became too much for him to take – The Superficial 

Adam Levine took his top off again. He is the Lena Dunham of elevator rock stars – Towleroad

DanRad tamed his eyebrow situation for Out Magazine – Celebitchy

Kate Hudson was browsing the table runner section of Cost Plus, spotted an orange one and shouted, “I can wear that one as a dress!” – Hollywood Tuna 

Australian runner and professional beat bouncer Michelle Jenneke gets into a bikini for Sports Illustrated – Drunken Stepfather

FINALLY! There will be a Mexican restaurant in Manhattan where the margaritas are served with coke dust instead of salt – IDLYITW

Beware: The Illuminati are setting up headquarters all over the world – ICYDK

It looks like JLo re-started the leg whoring monster that Angie Jolie started – Popoholic

Survivor Serbia might be the greatest and gayest Survivor ever – OMG Blog

The Texas T-Rex no longer looks like a thirsty giraffe zombie – Just Jared

Just. NO. NO. – Jezebel

Dude’s torso looks like a water damaged illustrated bible, but I still would – The Berry 

Every college student’s theme song – Crunk + Disorderly

Sienna Miller looks a raggedy mess – Popsugar

Jennifer Aniston doesn’t want to know that she’s 44 – I’m Not Obsessed

Slow and slutty is just how I like everything including the weather – SOW

ScarJo was almost Fantine – Cityrag