Lunch At McDonald’s Is On Vivienne Jolie-Pitt Today, Because She’s RICH!

February 12, 2013 / Posted by:

Above is a picture of future Oscar winner Vivienne Jolie-Pitt sitting, holding a blanket, looking to the side and breathing, and she’s probably doing more work there than she did on the job that put at least $3,000 into her coin purse. Vivienne Jolie-Pitt beat out THOUSANDS of baby actresses no one when she won a role as the young Elle Fanning in Angie Jolie’s movie Maleficent. Vivienne landed the role when the casting director looked at her resume and the only thing on it was: “Accomplishments – Coming out of Angelina Jolie’s vagina. You know, the woman who is solely responsible for you getting a fucking pay check every week. Cast me, bitch.”

TMZ says that after Vivienne Jolie-Pitt got the role, her entertainment attorney Maddox managed to negotiate an extreme lucrative deal (she got paid scale) worth $3,000 a week (scale) AND he got her a $60 a day per diem (that’s standard.) Since Vivienne Jolie-Pitt already lives in an ivory tower and feeds on the breath of angels, she donated all of her per diem money to The People Who Aren’t A Jolie-Pitt Foundation.

So let’s see, 4-year-old Vivienne Jolie-Pitt got paid thousands of dollars and all she had to do was sit, look at things, try not to poop or drool on her costume and she probably cooed out a couple of lines. That’s pretty much what Lindsay Lohan did in Liz & Dick and I’m sure she got paid less than $3,000 a week! I say “pretty much,” because I’m sure LiLo shit in her costume at least once a week.

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