Lunch At McDonald's Is On Vivienne Jolie-Pitt Today, Because She's RICH!
Above is a picture of future Oscar winner Vivienne Jolie-Pitt sitting, holding a blanket, looking to the side and breathing, and she's probably doing more work there than she did on the job that put at least $3,000 into her coin purse. Vivienne Jolie-Pitt beat out THOUSANDS of baby actresses no one when she won a role as the young Elle Fanning in Angie Jolie's movie Maleficent. Vivienne landed the role when the casting director looked at her resume and the only thing on it was: "Accomplishments - Coming out of Angelina Jolie's vagina. You know, the woman who is solely responsible for you getting a fucking pay check every week. Cast me, bitch."
TMZ says that after Vivienne Jolie-Pitt got the role, her entertainment attorney Maddox managed to negotiate an extreme lucrative deal (she got paid scale) worth $3,000 a week (scale) AND he got her a $60 a day per diem (that's standard.) Since Vivienne Jolie-Pitt already lives in an ivory tower and feeds on the breath of angels, she donated all of her per diem money to The People Who Aren't A Jolie-Pitt Foundation.
So let's see, 4-year-old Vivienne Jolie-Pitt got paid thousands of dollars and all she had to do was sit, look at things, try not to poop or drool on her costume and she probably cooed out a couple of lines. That's pretty much what Lindsay Lohan did in Liz & Dick and I'm sure she got paid less than $3,000 a week! I say "pretty much," because I'm sure LiLo shit in her costume at least once a week.
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Weird how two attractive people wind up with such unfortunate looking kids. Demi Moore/Bruce Willis= Mr Potato Head looking kids. Jolie/Pitt=Balloon Head looking kids. Maybe it evens out that since they are rich and famous they don't need to be attractive too.
I won't say anything about those big-headed kids, but it looks like Angie can protect her clan with those razor sharp knees of hers. Ouch!
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I think Zahara is cute. And I think Louis Bullock looks like an appropriate sized three year old. http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/2805360/sandra-bullock-camilla-al...
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Zahara. Does. Not. Play.
I have no use for Angie Jo and the Pothead, but damn if those aren't the cutest kids. You can cut off AJ and the P's heads in pics, but keep the kids coming.
MK, you're on the mark as always. My big question is about Shiloh: her front teef have been weird for a long time, far longer than baby teef should be. What is that about?
Shiloh, six years old and still sucking her thumb and carrying a comfort blanket in public. Suri must be pissing her pants laughing.
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Zahara looks like a mini Wanda Sykes (who I love).
Bitch must take a pretty powerful calcium supplement.
Viv looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome. Her features resemble FAS baby.
Submitted by Whatever on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 2:05pm.
Hate to say this but much like Bruce and Demi the kids didn't come out so well.
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THIS... I don't find any of the bio kids "extraordinarily beautiful"... they're very average looking IMO.
But with (numerous) plastic surgeries... who knows
WTF.. Zahara is a pretty little girl.. when an adult calls a child ugly they need to take a fucking look at themselves
Shiloh is beautiful. Zahara is quite the opposite.
Angie is a smug cunt.
Louis Bullock must have some kind of growth problem. And i have never seen him smile. Harper Beckham is another toddler who I have never seen smile.
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It's quite disgusting the amounts they pay people to be in movies.
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She had rickets when they adopted her. You know who really doesn't grown? Sandra Bullock's kid. She adopted him like 3 years ago and he is still an infant.
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Does Zahara ever grow?
Submitted by seaturtle on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 2:25pm.
So am I reading this correctly? She got $3000 a week, plus $60 a day......and they're only donating the $60 a day? wow, what philanthropists.
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I didn't read where they are donating anything.
Zahara is not cute at all, She is fierce and will be fiercer as she grows but I would not describe her as cute i think that people try to pass her as cute because she is an African orphan and the only girl in the Jolie-Pitt bunch who is adopted and Vivianne totally looks like Rebel Wilson
http://www.etonline.com/dailyfirst/127420_Rebel_Wilson_Gets_Groped_For_D...
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I'm starting to think Phillip Seymour Hoffman may be the one secretly breeding with Angie.
So am I reading this correctly? She got $3000 a week, plus $60 a day......and they're only donating the $60 a day? wow, what philanthropists.
Hate to say this but much like Bruce and Demi the kids didn't come out so well.
LOL @ Zahara's side eye... she is too cute...I see they still don't comb her hair tho :(
Well it is a SAG AFTRA movie, they have to follow SAG union rules as well as all the child labor rules so that is what they must pay her. -
@mslewis - it is because Lindsay's movie is "New Media" ie for the internet so they don't have to follow the normal SAG rules...it is fine for a spoiled twat like her but it kinda sucks in general that they can get away with payin people minimum wage or less for these productions.
Funny how the cutest kid in their brood (Zahara) is one they adopted. Brad and Angie just don't make cute kids.
Those children are unfortunate looking. Not Zahara tho.
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Obviously Zahara is reminding everyone that she will still cut a bitch if you come at her wrong. When the Holy Child Army gets their reality show it really should be entitled, Maddox Presents: Princess Z Will Cut A Bitch.
I think all of the HCA will grow up gorgeous, by genetics or by surgery. I'm more interested in seeing what the grow up to do. If they want to get involved with film/television, they have keys to the kingdom. They will be too media scrutinized to end up as postal workers or something.
this must be a stock photo from weeks or months ago?
i think the kids will grow into their heads or they'll just make the linus van pelt-look fashionable.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 12:50pm.
She might be like me in that I was the tallest kid in my kindergarten class and then literally everyone grew and I stayed the same height. Wah wah.
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Lucifer, good catch! She is still the same size, while the other ones change....
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Does Zahara ever grow?
Love how the paps capture the true moments of this brood (like there aren't 3 or 4 nannies close by). Angie does it all herslef - amazing.
Brad and Angelina both had kind of weird, fat heads when they were little and both grew up to be very attractive at one point, so for me it's hard to know how their kids will turn out.
And, MK lol @ The Ivory Tower! I don't think Holie would appreciate that reference.
Vivienne is nowhere as pretty as Shiloh. i fucking love Shiloh.
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Shiloh is growing up to be a real wierdo! I am sorry she got the creepy vibe of a 40 balding fat slob...
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Yeah, that's some coin to... a... child... army... prodigy... genius... but would Viv be cast in Gone With The Wind today? Of course she would. That and the Wizard of Oz!
"Accomplishments - Coming out of Angelina Jolie's vagina... Cast me, bitch." - lolol
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Those natural kids of hers have the Moore/Willis syndrome .....fugly
It's Miz Vav to you...
Either John marked on her face and leg with a magic marker or she has Tattoos already. They are happy all the time though.
I wonder if they're holding back on that movie as to not compete with Oz for 3D IMAX screen time. I wasn't planning to see Os until I saw the preview in one of those theaters.
Ummmm...why is Shiloh holding her gee gee and sucking her thumb?? Isn't she about to turn 7? That wouldn't even be acceptable at the twins age so there's something extremely wrong there...lack of parenting
LiLo only got $100/day, plus a portion of the profits from that last movie she made that can't find a distributor. Don't know how much she made from Lizzie and Dickie. Don't think it was much since Lifetime only pays, tops, $100,000 for the star of their movies. Also, Vivienne DOES NOT have Down Syndrome. That's just ridiculous. Down is obvious in children and she doesn't look like one. Besides, don't you think Angelina would be all over the news telling everybody how amazing it is to have a Down kid if her kid was? It would make Angelina sympathic, which is something she isn't these days.
whoa, did Zahara see Anniston or Suri across the street or something?! lmfao at that expression. she definitely does. not. like. paps. when she and other celebrity kids [*bows to young Mr. Bullock*] are serving up sideyes i always assume they're thinking "wft are you screaming my name?! i don't know you!!!"
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I'm sure it wont take more than one week to film the kid licking a window.
Is that the little Lesbian sucking her thumb?
Is that Shiloh over there sucking her thumb??
Excuse me, Is that John over there sucking his thumb?
Zahara is a cutie
LOL @ "forehead reduction surgery"
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Zahara is the only one in that family I care about.
I could use 3k/week....:(.
When will she get these kids some forehead reduction surgery? It's not right to have to look at that.
Like mother like daughter! Didn't Angie's hillbilly mother pimped her out too? Mama Jolie orchestrated Angie's so called career, pimped her out to older men like Mick J. and now Angie is doing the same exact thing with her daughter. Gotta keep the money coming. She knows her career is done and over but bitch needs money. Time to put those kids to work. Just think, 6 kids X $3,000/ week= a lot of money for Jolie