James Franco Is A Natural Deep Throater

That shouldn't surprise anybody. How do you think he got his first role? It made him a star! James Franco is naturally talented at so many things (examples: inducing the dry heaves with just a few words, inducing the dry heaves with his art, inducing the faps by taking off his shirt [I'm disgustingly easy]), but his biggest natural talent of all his natural talents is that he can deep throat like his last name's Travolta. So if James Franco's careers as a movie star, writer, artist, director, soap star, producer, gay messiah and pop culture savior don't work out, he can be a professional deep throater.

Details says that in Spring Breakers, James Franco gives a beej to a pistol and goes all the way down it. They bring this up during their interview with him and also bring up James Franco's beej scene in his movie The Broken Tower. If you want to make a "not impressed," face then click on this NSFW link to see James Franco put his deep throat skills to work on a dildo.

In the first of several three-ways, Franco performs some very impressive deep throat on two of his character's pistols after the girls turn the tables on him and shove them in his mouth.

"Most people can't get past that gag reflex at the back of the throat," I say.

"Guess I'm a natural," he says with a laugh. "It was my first time."

"So that wasn't you in Broken Tower?"

"Oh shit, you're right!" Franco's eyes light up. "It wasn't my first time."

"You're known for going the extra mile, but that was, what, a good eight inches?"

He gives me a get-real look. "That was a dildo." Then he turns that look back on himself, and I see the real James Franco: "If I'd had the guts, it woulda been real."

"If I'd have the guts..." Now, you know that's a lie and you know James' breath smelled like sweaty dick when he said it. James Franco is method all the way, so I'm sure he's gone down on the real thing for research (for research!). I'm also sure that he can't deep throat worth a shit. James look like one of those types who starts heaving like a cat hacking up a hairball when he barely puts the tip in his mouth. He's got "lightweight peen sucker" written all over his face.

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by Nicholeoleoleo on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 11:08pm.

Love me some Davie Franco...but I'd let James gey it too.

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 9:49pm.

I think if a straight guy had to "fake" giving a beej he'd remember exactly how many times and the circumstances surrounding the fake beej.

Submitted by TOPANGA on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 9:49pm.

STILL would. He literally is the most annoying pretentious actor out there (and his acting isn't all that great to begin with) but I have this weird soft spot for him. He's had me since his Freaks and Geeks days. I probably wouldnt let him talk and I def wouldn't tell anyone afterwards.
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 9:43pm.

MJT, I agree . He looked very Robert Downey jr on my small ass phone screen.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 9:40pm.

He looks good in that picture.

*hates myself*

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Submitted by Peepsdragon on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 9:37pm.

James Franco seems like the guy who will screw anything.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 9:35pm.

MK, that headline looked like it was from Details, ya big tease! ;)

"inducing the faps" -- you ARE easy, so am I! Meh on the fuzzy beej... on the alleged dildo... that looks like the real thing. *fap fap*

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Submitted by panhandler on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 9:33pm.

Nah just stay who you are, James. Don't give in to the liberal pressure to homosexualize yourself.

Your'e fine the way you are.

Submitted by Poopele on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 9:32pm.

Does this mean he came out of the closet or just the gun cabinet?

Submitted by SoMissDelicious on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 9:31pm.

I want to punch this version of james franco. I knew him and his family growing up and he didn't used to be such a smug self important hipster.

Submitted by Hockey fan on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 9:30pm.

I can't believe anyone still thinks this guy's straight. Really?

Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 9:30pm.

I got nothing for this guy, zero interest. If everyone was like me, he would be driving a cab somewhere.

Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 9:29pm.

i'm more curious about the cocktails i should be drinking.

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 9:26pm.

pfftt so you can deep throat? what you want an award for that. try deep throating a calipo ice cream pole. yeah bitch.yeah

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 9:19pm.

Wait...by pistol they mean like a gun or a dick? And is it a real dick? Or a strap on dick??? What? How far do these people actually go for their "craft" because that seems more like porn and a little extreme.

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