Wednesday, February 13th 2013
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 12th!
Once upon a time there were three very different little girls who grew up to be three very different women with three things in common: they're brilliant, they're beautiful, and they work for me. My name is Rabbi Charlie. - Swallows
Runners-up:
Passion of the Christ: First Blood - PeggyOlson
With their remaining members still free, Pussy Riot sends a message to Putin: fuck with us NOW, bitch! - Resident Pragmatis
via Izismile
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Great job to all the winners! Very funny. Thanks for the laughs today.
Love,
Mabel
HA! Hilarious winning caption!
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
Fidel and his brother attempt to pump up Cuba's tourism by introducing the Castro-ettes.
The GOP's *true Christians keep insisting we have to pry their guns out of their dead, cold whores.
Not Hogwars, rather , Hoghores, were called upon to fight the herpes.
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"Screw you, I'm Kevin Bacon!"
Things were never the same in the catholic church after the Albanian Militant Pro-polygamy Pope Vladimir was elected...
When word hit the streets that Hollywood was making a sequel to The Wedding Planner, shit got real.
Ice T really DID rebel after the Coco sex tape rumors started
Good evening, we're from the local chapter of Packing for Jesus. Have you heard of us? Good. We'd like to ask...have you recently thought about the importance of AK47s in your life? Oh, okay...girl guide cookie perhaps? No pressure.
The Vatican immediately went to Defcon 5 status and activated it's Angels (and a couple of guys named Charlie)
Sister Wives of Alabama
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
The Duck Dynasty cast prepare for Ash Wednesday.
"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men
Passion of the Christ: First Blood
"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men
ZZ Top already sang about Jesus Leaving Chicago and are up in arms about the Pope Leaving Rome.
"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men
Puss Dynasty
Sweden is the Saudi Arabia of Feminism, the Afghanistan of Clergy, and the Sunset Strip of Armed Forces.
The college of cardinals agreed it was time for a south american pope, but Venezuela may not have been the right place.
The Cardinal from Medellin makes his case to be the next pope. Promises to change the laws on priest celibacy.
The Serbian Stallone and Schwarzeneggar
They got a pussy posse all their own.
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luscious_t requests asylum from Hollywood star whackers
The ruler of the new country of Narcissa waits for there national anthem. Beyonsay can you sing by the whore and my wife....
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Once upon a time there were three very different little girls who grew up to be three very different women with three things in common: they're brilliant, they're beautiful, and they work for me. My name is Rabbi Charlie.
The Vatican has asked the NRA to do its vetting for the next Pope
The Chateau Marmont is really serious about not letting Hohan back.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Babes, beards and bombs. Welcome to Utah.
The College of Cardinals goes hardcore and elects John Paul Pimpicus the First as the new Pope
Not a caption, but what exactly is going on here, and can i get an invite to this party?
So you don't want to eat the wafer? We'll see about that...
The hunt for Tom Cruise's new wife is on, and Scientology needs every able body to be involved in the search.
Harry Potter and the Hot Messes of Pakistan.
* 100% hotness verified by WHAMO. :P *
www.poopreport.com :)
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RIMADYL KILLS
The church finally gets around to taking care of those priests with the pedophilia problems.
The real reason the pope retired.
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She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman.
~Oscar Wilde
Pope pimpin'
You can't take NAMBLA'S guns Mr Obama
Back to basics. The last two popes were a Pole and a German. Next time you hear "is the pope Italian?" The answer is "you're goddamned fucking right he is."
When we say no fish on Fridays, we mean no fish on Fridays!
Z Z Top's new security detail. And yes, they have legs...
the pope is going out with guns ablazin'
After going through a year of re-education in a Russian Prison, Pussy Riot is now ready to throw down for Putin. Puta-in Riot!
When the white smoke comes out of George Carlin's ass.......we have a new Papi....
Not a caption, but...
That looks like the old Naval Training Ctr (closed now) or the Marine Corp Recruit Depot (I think *may* have been closed as well ?) in San Diego. Brings back some memories. :o/
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"...I'm a greedy, money grubbing
whore and a check is a check, so I'd strap a snorkel on the ol' noggin and muff dive like there was diamonds up in there..."
By: Tigerlilly
We pray the peace away!
In Orthodox Russian church, Pope retire you!
Not only is the new Pope clearly not in favor of diddling little boys, but he's prepared to hunt down all the fuckers who do. Go, Pope, go!!!
With their remaining members still free, Pussy Riot sends a message to Putin: fuck with us NOW, bitch!
Michael K, they want to know if you got a "Glambert". And they brought muscle.
Now THIS is what I call Popin'...
Looks like Ted Nugent brought his entourage to the State of the Union speech.
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Iris Chacon, ahi viene!
Get ready, there's going to be another Kate Upton post.
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Young and beautiful, but someday your looks'll be gone
When the others turn you off, who'll be turnin' you on
I will, I will, I will, I will be there to share forever
Love will keep us together
I thought the Pope was taking a job at Penn State, not joining the army.