Taylor Swift Takes A Shot At Harry Styles, Does The Worst British Accent Ever While Doing So
Taylor Swift didn't only take a shot at millions of ear drums by singing live at the Grammys last night, but she also took a shot at Harry Styles during her fourth place talent show performance of her latest musical burn book entry. Because dressing her back-up dancers in recycled costumes from Madonna's VMAs Vogue performance and old outfits from a community theater production of Alice in Wonderland wasn't getting her enough attention, Taylor Swift tried to get all the attention by making fun of Harry Styles while doing a British accent that was so shitty it made Nicki Minaj's British accent sound one hundred percent authentic.
What in the hell kind of 23-year-old woman calls her boyfriend of 2 seconds out at the Grammys? Taylor is missing her calling. Bitch shouldn't be a multi-millionaire pop star. Bitch should be a full-time and professional 8th grader, because her whole circus of suck act was some junior high school talent show shit. Besides, didn't Taylor and Harry Styles tear up their relationship contract almost a month ago? And she's still going on about him? You'd think that by now Taylor Swift would've dated, dumped and wrote songs about every other member of One Direction, every white boy actor in a CW show, every one of the Beckham boys, every Romney son and all of the Duggar boys. Taylor's game is slipping!
And the only thing more annoying than Taylor Swift calling out Harry Styles on stage was Taylor Swift ruining every performance by singing and dancing along to it for the cameras. Bitch is the real-life Patty Simcox from Grease and I don't mean that in a good way.
Here's Taylor meeting her #1 hipster fan (and not in an ironic way, of course) and fellow feminist hero Lena Dunham last night. Lena Dunham's yellow sack of a dress is all kinds of ugly, but after seeing Patrick Wilson rub his hot naked body all over her naked body during most of last night's episode of Girls, I'm glad to see her fully clothed.
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Submitted by vsminimoose on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 12:54pm.
Exactly. She has the drama queen syndrome- she knowingly dates snot nosed boys who'll dump her crazy ass so she can play the victim and talk shit. Except her talking shit is her shitty music.
Oh look the Illuminati princess has an Alice in Wonderland themed performances...shocking
It's a good thing that Lena is the writer of her own show because there is now way in hell that a Patrick Wilson type would give her the time of day.
As far as her weight is concerned, I don't mind healthy chicks but Lena is as curvy as a refrigerator. No one wants to see that.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:45pm.
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Only three? lol But why must the love life of these high schoolers be made public where I can hear about it? Argh! ;P
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Submitted by vsminimoose on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:41pm.
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Like I said, I think curves are beautiful. Just as I think it sends a bad message when the majority of women on TV are rail thin, I also don't find it empowering or inspiring to see a body that looks flabby and unhealthy, like she doesn't consider her health or exercise at all. But I definitely understand where you're coming from.
this. bitch. can't. sing.
or dance. or manage to have a drop of sexiness,
make her go away,
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God don't like ugly.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:47pm.
Taylor should be receiving her crazy cat lady starter kit any day now.
ahahaha!! and what would that be besides a houseful of dressed up cats ?
Lena Dunham looks like a big yellow sack of shit in that dress or that big ass yellow rooster from the tweety bird cartoon, or whatever that cartoon is.
Taylor should be receiving her crazy cat lady starter kit any day now.
She needs a man with more than 3 pubic hairs to satisfy her. What a screeching joke she is.
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I'm sure Harry Styles is just fine with never, ever, getting back together.
Submitted by Trixster on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:10pm.
Curves are beautiful but Lena gurrrrl, you need to do some toning if you're gonna display yourself like that on the TeeVee.
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Nope. In fact, that's why so many find the show so appealing. Because you finally have a girl, that is a chunk, on the TV that's not afraid to be naked. She might be a few pounds above average in the real world....heck...she might be right at average. People can vomit all they want when it comes to her body but that's what a lot of people look like and they don't have to be ashamed so skinny cunts around the world say they should be.
I'm not calling you the skinny cunt...I'm just saying that her nakedness is what's making people like the show.
Ugh, this asshole again. Please go away Taylor and take your stupid bangs with you.
Ugh that video starts at the beginning. I'll take your word for it.
Submitted by Bda on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:08pm.
Taylor's one of those bitches who thinks life is a Disney Princess movie. She expects every guy she dates to sweep her off her feet, propose and marry her ass. No matter how long they have been dating. Or how young she is or how young he is.
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^^ This x 1000. I'm embarrassed for her, because she has a reputation now that she'll never outlive, and good luck with relationships in the future. No one will want to be within 20 feet of her. Jesus.
Fuck this crazy bitch and the grammys for giving her somuch.camera time!! Bitch.shaking her bones to munford&sons and the black keys.
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I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!
I had to rack my brain and think who was Patty Simcox in Grease but I Googled and I was right. Has she been a Hot Slut of the Day? Love her "uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh" head bobs and disgusted face in "Summer Nights".
this girl has zero sex appeal. ZERO. she looks like she's prancing around in some disney production.
i'm never watching girls because i don't want to see lena whatever naked. and you can see she's starting to lose weight. she'll be thin in no time. she has a rocker boyfriend; they don't have fat girlfriends.
I had never seen "Girls" before last night, but there was nothing else on, so we watched it for a bit. When I turned the show on, my husband said something to the effect of "I heard that girl [Lena] gets naked a lot on this show," and boy was he right. Within a couple minutes of turning on the show, I had to sit there and suspend my disbelief that Patrick Wilson's character would be attracted to that lil chunkster. Curves are beautiful but Lena gurrrrl, you need to do some toning if you're gonna display yourself like that on the TeeVee.
Taylor's one of those bitches who thinks life is a Disney Princess movie. She expects every guy she dates to sweep her off her feet, propose and marry her ass. No matter how long they have been dating. Or how young she is or how young he is.
This Crane looking twat needs a permanent break from caterwauling.
I hate this psycho crazy fuck. Sit yer crazy ass down bitch.
I would have had more respect for her if she had included he was not circumsized. Otherwise, milk toast.
Who is this Lena DumbDumb, and why do I instantly hate her???
Bossy, it's at 2:05. Taylor is such a dork.
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I lasted 11 seconds. I can't handle her fake sadness over failed five minute "relationships".
Try 13 years of marriage and 3 years before that living together, and 21 years of friendship down the fucking drain.
I must have a few albums worth of songs in me.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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fredfred - ITA with everything you said!
I can't believe that my hottie Patrick Wilson had to fuck on Lena Dunham on her show! I can't suspend my belief enough to watch her shitty show & wonder under what set of circumstances a fine piece of ass like him would want anything to do with her. Ugh, I can't stand her!
This story also needs a "who cares news" tag 'cause Taylor's 'love life' is fucking joke. Every time I read a story about her, I swear she's getting older...maybe I'm imagining it. So, every time it's a Taylor acted out thing, it's like, she's 22..now she's 23...how much longer is she going to ride this schtick?
Couldn't MK give us the time mark of when this happened? If it's not in the first few seconds I don't think many will make it.
She's had a thousand meaningless, stupid little relationships that have all ended in her feeling "wronged." Is nothing her fault?
When the unicorns don't come flying out of their dicks at the sight of her does she feel let down and disappointed and they break up?
I hate her.
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 12:50pm.
Can someone update me as to how exactly she 'took a shot' at the little kid she used to see for about two weeks or so?
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No clue. I've spent my time trying to spot 'toe'... :(
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
Pushy, it's pretty material, isn't it? She's cutting a nice silhouette these days. Ita, I can't stand her music or her virgin schtick, and when I hear her little fans going on about her, I laugh so hard. Televised Revolution linked to a good article about her in last night's OP.
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Taylor's probably just asking Lena to pass a note to Nate Ruess.
Can't we Gilligan her and the KartrASSians to a island somewhere.
So sick of her and her smugness.
Submitted by The Beaver on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 12:28pm.
Sadly I think we have several minutes left to go. We need a Britney-style breakdown, some flopped CDs and at least a couple disastrous marriages/scandals.
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Submitted by fredfred on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 12:21pm.
swift and dunham in the same airspace. the stuff of nightmares.
"i love your mediocrity!"
"no, it's yours i'm a fan of!"
"aren't both so awkward and authentic and kooky?"
"i know, right?"
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OMG Fredfred!! I was thinking the same exact thing!! Lena is a fat ugly version of Taylor's freakishly tall woman-child.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Can someone update me as to how exactly she 'took a shot' at the little kid she used to see for about two weeks or so?
My POS computer won't let me watch.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Submitted by fredfred on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 12:21pm.
swift and dunham in the same airspace. the stuff of nightmares.
"i love your mediocrity!"
"no, it's yours i'm a fan of!"
"aren't both so awkward and authentic and kooky?"
"i know, right?"
meanwhile, kelly clarkson and adele were doing shots at the bar and being actual people.
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Awesome post fredfred!! You nail it.
@within, agree. That dress was perfect on her.
She does have a great model's body. Still can't sing for shit:)
when swiftie goes through the airports, do they lift & check under her bangs?
because surely she is hiding something under there, snacks, tampons, something. her bangs are too severe and thick to be casual/non-strategic.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Gawky bitch can't sing.
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Douchechill!
In those pictures they look like they're having a serious talk about the perils of being privileged and white.
In retaliation, Harry, Jake, Taylor, the Kennedy kid, Tebow and John Mayer should have walked on stage holding hands, wearing fake beards and singing "Caught Out There".
Swifty is hot in that white dress in the thumbs and also in the shorts during her number, otherwise, she is a despicable child-woman. Harry didn't even notice her dig, he was too busy getting actual head from his roadies/bandmates/fans/everyone.
Hahaha Lena is ridiculous. Hope that bitch can write because, why is she famous again?
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I couldn't make it to the 10 sec mark... I can't stand Taylor's voice
*sticks tounge out at Jack & runs out of thread*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
The Lumineers??? Isn't that name of a dental procedure??
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Submitted by MeowMeow on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 12:30pm.
WHY DOES SHE KEEP SHOWING THEM TO US?
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Just be greatful this entitled hipster doofus isn't showing us her hair pussy.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 12:31pm.
Jack, at least you are saying that about someone pretty and not that worn out old syphilitic whore, Pam Anderson.
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
"Bitch is the real-life Patty Simcox from Grease and I don't mean that in a good way." HAHA! She's definitely The Bad Seed of Rydell High! :D