Sinead O'Connor's Thoughts On The Pope Quitting That Bitch
Pope Eggs Benedict became the first pope in 600 years to resign as the head bitch in charge of the Catholic Church today and he did so because he's taking a more lucrative job as the head coach of Penn State's football team. No, Pope Eggs Benedict is giving up his tiara, because he's old and because he wants to focus all of his time on his real love: modeling shoes for Prada. This reminds me of when nearly every Catholic woman in my family fell to the ground, screamed and boxed the air over the news that the Elvis of popes, Pope John Paul II, died. Pope Eggs Benedict is the Steve Sanders to Pope John Paul's Dylan McKay, so I don't know if any abuelitas are punching the sky over this news. But everybody has something to say about this including noted pope hater Sinead O'Connor who went on her site and congratulated Pope Eggs Benedict for quitting his job.
I would like to congratulate Pope Benedict on his wise decision to retire before the very worst of what has been going on is discovered. I appreciate his alluding to some of it in his statement and assure him The Most High forgives those who can faithfully say they did wrong.
The church had been brought into dreadful disrepute by lies and blasphemies against The Holy Spirit. Benedict’s greatest achievement is this act of retiring. There is a chance now for the church to be re-built and made fit to house The Holy Spirit.
Who cares if Sinead is dressed like a middle-aged suburban dad on a cruise to Jamaica, she should be pope! If Sinead was pope, I'd probably start going to church on Sundays, because I really want to sit through an entire mass dedicated to the trials and tribulations of the difficult brown.
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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 3:11pm.
Exactly what I say Care, the church in its worse hour is STILL up to its games.
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Ah, but it wouldn't be the Catholic Church if they did thinks for all to see, would it? Under the altar and away from prying eyes is more their speed, sadly.
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I can't believe people are saying Sinead is ugly, seriously for a 46 year old woman with a shaved head and no make-up...
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Hookay. I got cha!
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 3:45pm.
Submitted by Dog: "NO, THEY'RE CALLED SPRINKLES! GAAAAHHHHH!"
Sprinkles or "shots". My mom (who was born in NH called them "chocolate shots". But in CT they're "sprinkles".
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My Nana called hamburger "chopped meat". She also called a couch a "davenport". Jeezys.
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Submitted by Dog: "NO, THEY'RE CALLED SPRINKLES! GAAAAHHHHH!"
Sprinkles or "shots". My mom (who was born in NH called them "chocolate shots". But in CT they're "sprinkles".
And didn't you ever call a sub sandwich a "grinder"?
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 3:41pm.
Submitted by winniwins on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 3:24pm.
Whamo- let me get you a Hoagie and an ice cold Pop. When you're finished you can have a sundae with some chocolate Jimmies.
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ah sorry I see these are called Jimmies
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NO, THEY'RE CALLED SPRINKLES! GAAAAHHHHH!
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Submitted by winniwins on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 3:24pm.
Whamo- let me get you a Hoagie and an ice cold Pop. When you're finished you can have a sundae with some chocolate Jimmies.
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ah sorry I see these are called Jimmies
Whamo, some people call them jimmies.
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 3:23pm.
Whamo - what do you call these??
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LOl, chocolate sprinkles..I understand that part, but if these are Jimmy's I've just never heard of them called that.
I find the timing of this stepping down to be VERY interesting. HBO just aired "Mea Maxima Culpa" about sexual abuse scandals at a Catholic school for the deaf. Even though abuses were reported, alas, as usual, nothing was done.
Then-Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger led the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith (which office was formerly known as the Inquisition) beginning in 1981. Under pope John Paul II, Ratzinger's CDF office oversaw every sexual abuse allegation from 2001 until his rise to the papacy in 2005.
So I find it very sketchy he is stepping down due to age and dimished strength. BS
Maybe he decided he'd like to start dating.
Whamo- let me get you a Hoagie and an ice cold Pop. When you're finished you can have a sundae with some chocolate Jimmies.
Whamo - what do you call these??
https://www.google.com/search?q=sprinkles&hl=en&tbo=d&source=lnms&tbm=is...
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 3:15pm.
Whamo,
Sprinkles are the little things you SPRINKLE (not JIMMY) on ice cream.
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Not Jimmy? I have never heard of Jimmying anything on Ice Cream.
The only term I know for jimmy it to try and jimmy something open (wiggle it or get a crowbar in there and "jimmy it" open
Submitted by winniwins on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 3:14pm.
Oh pu-leeze. Only people from Michigan say "pop".
Yeee haawwwww!
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da fuque?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Whamo,
Sprinkles are the little things you SPRINKLE (not JIMMY) on ice cream. Colored or chocolate.
A sub is a long sammich.
Depending on where you live in the USA, there are different names for them. Like calling something pop or soda. (It's soda).
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Jimmies! Hoagie! Pop or soda, bitch?
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 3:10pm.
IT'S SPRINKLES!!
And it's a sub. Not a hoagie or a hero or a damn po'boy.
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LOL, you might as well be speaking Chinese, I still haven't a clue what you're talking about, is is it a commercial?
And yes, Clam. I think so. (But you guessed it--don't give a shit.)
Love,
Mabel
Submitted by carefreea on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 3:06pm.
it's intriguing that he gets to step down when John Paul couldn't, even when his marbles were gone.
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Exactly what I say Care, the church in its worse hour is STILL up to its games.
IT'S SPRINKLES!!
And it's a sub. Not a hoagie or a hero or a damn po'boy.
STOMP
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I didn't give a shit when the pope stepped down, and I don't give a shit what this bitch has to say about it.
Seriously, why do people think we fucking care about this shit, her shit, or anybody's shit for that matter?
Love,
Mabel
Huh? Is she in transition?
They're Jimmies, Goddamnit!
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:54pm.
Is it as bad as the "Sprinkles or Jimmies" argument?????
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The whoy who what what? lol, What!???
My sister sent me the news via a text, delighted. Our mother's family is Polish so you can imagine the way it was when JP2 died and, no word of a lie, he's still majorly revered there. Was in Krakow, where he was bishop for a time, in December just gone and his image is everywhere.
Ratzinger, on the other hand, is not revered. Some is historical but it seems it's mostly because he's about as charismatic as a dead fish, with the eyes to match. His teachings and views don't help either, to be fair.
I'm also lapsed but with the constant shitstorm swirling around the Vatican, it's intriguing that he gets to step down when John Paul couldn't, even when his marbles were gone.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
They'll just elect another old asshole to carry on the bullshit.
Prophetess. Everyone called her crazy, and yet she was FUCKING RIGHT.
"I plead the blood of Jesus over you,
And over every fucking thing you do."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAzU-qT_lys
Fun fact: did you know that before the invention of central air and proper drainage, a lot of cardinals died when electing a pope? Hello, malaria!
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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:50pm.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:40pm.
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It's just a subject I stay the fuck away from, It's a no win argument.
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Being an ignorant American, I don't understand it. Is it as bad as the "Sprinkles or Jimmies" argument?????
Just playin' witchu Whamorooney.
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Sinéad O'Connor has become something of a punchline now but she rocked it the fuck out in "Mandinka." Still one of my favorites.
Sinéad O'Connor performing Mandinka.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QFPfSfLi-Q
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:40pm.
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It's just a subject I stay the fuck away from, It's a no win argument.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:38pm.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:30pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:20pm.
The French??? It is to laugh. Ask a real Frog if people in Canada are real French. No, no. French-Canadians, baby. People from Canada are nice and the French? Not so much.
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Good lord are you INSANE! PLEASE don't open that door! lol!! We've been living with the "French Question" from before we even became an issue.
You do not realize how sensitive the French debate is here, if you said what you in Quebec you would be walking into an absolute shit storm! LOL!
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Been to Quebec and did say it to a friend while we were in a tabac. Nothing happened so I guess no one heard me or they just assumed, (like the real French - lol) I was being obnoxious. Like the real French.
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What am I looking at?
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:30pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:20pm.
The French??? It is to laugh. Ask a real Frog if people in Canada are real French. No, no. French-Canadians, baby. People from Canada are nice and the French? Not so much.
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Good lord are you INSANE! PLEASE don't open that door! lol!! We've been living with the "French Question" from before we even became a country.
You do not realize how sensitive the French debate is here, if you said what you in Quebec you would be walking into an absolute shit storm! LOL!
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:20pm.
The French??? It is to laugh. Ask a real Frog if people in Canada are real French. No, no. French-Canadians, baby. People from Canada are nice and the French? Not so much.
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Pope John II said the same bs B16 has said, the only difference between the two is that, unfortunately for him, the latter isn't as charismatic as the former.
This is one of those infamous moves the Catholic Church always make when something adversely affects them.
And I'm sad to say this, but she looks like shit.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:19pm.
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I know Whamo. I know several people from Quebec and all have said the same thing. Of course things change and the larger cities have influences from everywhere but I've heard that too.
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This dude's totally rocking the Snoop Lion shirt like no other.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:06pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:03pm.
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Jeebus. Somehow that's not surprising, not suprising at all...
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They would HAVE to be from Quebec, as Ba Buttons says the Catholic church does indeed have great pull with the French, not as much as they did 20 30 years ago but they're omnipresent there that's for sure.
Submitted by annobanano on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:46pm.
We used to refer to the young hot ones as Father whatawaste.
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LMAO
He quit after he saw the pictures of Gay Fish
& the big booty satan posing in front of the Christ statue in Brazil.We'll played Kris we'll played!!
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I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!
I should be named Pope: Pope Ava Maria I. My motto: "Heaven Ain't Cheap. Eternal Life's Gonna Cost Ya". I'm definitly bring back the Sedan Chair and the Swiss Guard are going shirtless with little Egyptian wraparound loin cloths.
uh ohs - the year of the snake is unfolding as it should.. *muahahaha*
LOL@ Pope Jerry Sandusky
Submitted by saltydog: "But seriously, why couldn't this trick have announced it the day of the Beyonce Bowl that would have been awesome."
Oh man! That would have been beautiful.
I think that they will go old school and elect an Italian.
If my mother were alive her Rosary would be doing overtime.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:03pm.
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Jeebus. Somehow that's not surprising, not suprising at all...
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Believe it or not the next pope could be Canadian.
You won't have to go to church if there's a hockey game on a Sunday
http://www.ottawacitizen.com/mobile/news/top-stories/Will+Canadian+next+...