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MAHH asss is on Fihahhhhhh:::::best Alicia voice..
That's all. :)

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Submitted by bambam on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 10:50pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 9:15pm.

i get pissy every time i hear a word about a damn Wonder Woman movie or tv re-boot. perfection needs to be left the hell alone. i love Lynda Carter and her portrayal of the baddest bitch in superhero-dom, bar none

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Ecce! Ecce! Ecce! lmao @ "Barbie the Bounty Hunter"!! did you see this:

http://ca.music.yahoo.com/blogs/reality-rocks/everybody-love-rupaul-seek...

RuPaul is goin' fishin, y'all! i should holla' at him -- we're close in age, i got white pumps but my daytime false eyelash game needs attention, lol ;-P
i did not know that he's 6'7", or i wonder if he's counting stiletto height

don't get me wrong, i like Michelle. she seems like she'd be a great person to hang with and a loyal friend. but she also looks like if you fuck with her she'd put a stiletto through your jugular and then charge you for the shoe repair. woman after my own heart.

p.s. thanks, and i like your comments too ;-)

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

@veryoldbat:

I just got over being sick and still feel like something's.... off. The funny thing is, I started losing weight again when I was in bed and not exercising, then kept losing it, then all of a sudden--- boom.

What gets me is that I'm around the same weight I was BEFORE I started exercising as much as I do now. I went from under four hours a week to eight hours a week, but according to my scale, it made no difference.

I'm going to get myself weighed at the gym tomorrow.

Please, Dr Freud, help us out. We desperately need to see Casper [the Friendly Ghost] fuck his mother! --- Cinema Snob

Wendy, other than the scale being off, could it be water? It depends on what time you are weighing yourself too. Also muscle weighs more, as you're getting stronger your weight will also fluctuate. Do your clothes feel any looser? That's would be a better way to measure if there's a change in weight. Otherwise, depending on your diet, you could be retaining more water than usual. It's possible.

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@bambam and Whamo:

No shit, but one of my Mom's best friends actually knew Lynda Carter! We're from DC where Lynda lives and our friend was her son's Spanish teacher. She said she was really nice and funny, kind of strict with her kids, total class act and still looked amazing (she met her a good 10/15 years after Wonder Woman).

Please, Dr Freud, help us out. We desperately need to see Casper [the Friendly Ghost] fuck his mother! --- Cinema Snob

Wendy, Do you feel ok? I'd get a new scale, or start weighing in at the gym . Check your weight in a week. See if there are any major changes. JMO...
If in a week you weight is still wonkie.. Go see a GP.

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 9:15pm.

They're showing a documentary on the old TV shows and right now they're on Wonder Woman....man o man I forgot how pretty Lynda Carter was, she STILL is!

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Hey dude, is that doc Pioneers of Television, the superheroes? Dang, I missed most of that one, been waiting for it to repeat here.

And you do Ms. Carter an injustice by calling her pretty cuz the woman is drop dead beautiful. Back in the day she showed up to shop at the store I worked at, wearing a one piece swimsuit, a big cardigan and some tennies, I kid you not.

Tall, curvy, well fed with legs for days, other than her stomach not a flat spot on her. Bad enough she was dressed like that, when she spoke and I realized who she was I was afraid I might catch a criminal charge.

Didn't need no coffee to wake up after that boy, I was flying at half mast the rest of the day. That woman is fine!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgQ-QrCFMjs

This picture explains it all. And why did I think this was Papa Joe Simpson? Is there something about this phenotype?

Foxxy!!! (I'm in and out of here depending on how much I'm working so I'm all like "YAY!" when I see some of my favorite people here).
"i'm having a hard time getting into this season because so many of these ladies remind me of previous contestants"
Agreed, and I'd even take it a step further: I think all of the contestants are (consciously or not) emulating what they've seen in the previous seasons, and amplifying it.
"Big Drama! Big Breakdowns! Big Hair!"
Speaking of hair, wth was on Ru's head? She looked like Barbie the Bounty Hunter!

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 02/11/2013 -
"I agree, this batch of queen are a bit bargin basementy...And sorry Alyssa, you are NOT that cute."
It's almost like they chose some of the queens just based on whether they are likely to get into a catfight or not!
The T in "Charisma, uniqueness, nerve, talent" needs just abit more emphasis...

Oh, and "but, Michelle Visage's tuck game continues to amaze! ;-)"
Hahaha, I kinda love her (even though she scares me a little!)
I'll check back later, hope all y'all are doing great!

"The actresses were uniformly excellent, they had compelling storylines and I wanted to be fucked by almost every man on that show."

@ Wendy -- is there any way you can weigh yourself using more than one scale -- maybe weigh yourself at home, then at gym and/or at friend's house? imo no way you gain 11 lbs in 3 days after months of exercise and moderate eating. i think it's your scale...

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

That cant be right Wendy...maybe your scale is off?

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Guys, I've been wondering about something. My weight has been fluctuating in a pretty disturbing pattern.

I've been exercising on average about 8 hours a week for a couple of months. And it seemed like my weight had been plateauing forever until finally I started losing weight again. But then a few days ago, the pound came on again. According to my scale, I gained eleven pounds in three days. That seems crazy, right? Especially since I was exercising and, according to the machines, burning mad calories, and I wasn't over-eating. And then today I weigh myself, and it says I lost FIVE POUNDS since yesterday.

That can't be right, can it? It just doesn't seem healthy. I haven't changed my habits or anything. And when I talked to my friends after finding out I'd gained that weight (the eleven pounds), I had them look me over and they didn't see any difference. It could be my scale is broken, but if it isn't.... Can this really happen? It just doesn't seem right.

Please, Dr Freud, help us out. We desperately need to see Casper [the Friendly Ghost] fuck his mother! --- Cinema Snob

Agreed Foxxy! Trifling! If you cant live up to the obligations dont be crying when they snatch the crown off your head!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

GG -- oh i loved Chad - just going on appearance, not personality. seriously i never thought i'd call drag queens boring. these guys are boring me. and who the hell loses a pageant crown for being too trifling to do the administrative work and personal appearances, lololololol!! dumb ass!

Within -- yah, we have early planting season for some things, plus have to get soil adjustment stuff in ground 45-60 days before spring planting. i'm actually cutting it very close. and, yes, very fortunate to be able to reach the dirt without having to call a snowplow ;-)

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

I guess we should probably tell the landlord. I wonder if she'll go to jail if the cops are involved? Honestly, I'm not scared of her, but the damn cobra is terrifying. What if it gets out of the cage??? That's all I can think.

CIJ, that's awful. Now you have to read up on that deadly species? I think I'd tell on her, they're probably not even legal, you're right. Is there any vet or animal expert you could ask? It says online they'll only attack if they're threatened but if it got in your place, hell ya it'd be threatened. I wouldn't kill it, better have someone pick it up instead of killing it. :(

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@ Edna.. what is Xu fang liver treatment?

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Foxxy, but Chad Michaels was charming and a lady...I think Detox would kick your ass as soon as look at you. As for Roxxy I dont know yet...but Juju was way more charming.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

CIJ... It's illegal to own a venomous sp? Reptile in most states.
So was the veiled threat to your BF. So Cobras are right out. I wouldn't kill it.. But I wouldn't want her breeding Cobras in the building. Little Cobras are venomous even if Mom has had her glands snipped. At least someone should inform management.. That's scary.

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Well, there are many drag queens out there. Here's hoping next season is better. Come on Ru, dont let us down! Give us the fiercest of the fierce...they dont have to be the fishiest but fuck give me a queen who knows how to contour and blend!!! Some education, because wit and smarts can out strip a pretty face.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

VOB, "Fill em. Drill em.. Drive home and chill." only way to do it! One of these times you'll have to arrange for a fancy ride back, just because, you know? ... And you are brave Batty. You pinch them docs, don't you?

@Foxxy, sorry you're feeling a bit achy. You getting sick again? :( You need to get yourself a nice heating blanket and warm up! Gardening this time of year is not yawn Foxxy, lol You kidding, it's cool that you have the weather for it.

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GG -- i am seriously almost nauseous after watching that steaming pink mess at the end. bargain basementy, indeed.

awwww, that was a sweet message from the boyfriend, lmao at "striaght-ish"

these bitches are boring even when drinking in the lounge

*checks how long before The Following*

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

those 2 "men" should be taken out into the middle of the pacific and dropped off there. so should the paparazzi for encouraging these sociopaths

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"I (almost) never look back, darling. It distracts from The Now."
= Edna 'E' Mode

You know who else looks this fucked up at 18? Oh wait I'll answer that...NO ONE!

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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman

MK
you used the word "picture" of your eyes.

that is new technology so please please get a first and second opinions via a licensed *MD Opthamologist/doctor

MD doctor have to give you those DROPS in your eyes which fully dilate the pupil after about 20 mintues. then DR herself has to do a thorough visual exam of the whole entire inside of your eyes .

those "pictures" taken by optomotrists =They are
NOT considered the gold standard way to examine .

in the mean time cut way back on your sugar (and fake sugar) intake as well as cut back caffeine
to control your stress hormones which affect the eyes /have receptors for all the stress hormones i

and assess all your Vit Bs status.

help your liver by removing those 'stressors'
multiple reasons why Traditional Chinese Medicine includes our eyes and vision in their "Liver" Zang Fu system :0

yes my contact lenses are Strong and my glasses are coke bottle lenses 8^(#)

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"I (almost) never look back, darling. It distracts from The Now."
= Edna 'E' Mode

CiJ, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

ACK! I don't know what to do. Remember the other day when Michael K wrote about the Rikki Tikki Tavi cobras? It is the year of the damn snake. Today BF's neighbor went to Dallas for a few days, and she left him her key to water the plants and feed the cat and informed him that she has an ALBINO COBRA for a pet! He said he was uncomfortable living next to a deadly animal, and she said not to worry because it is hibernating. He said that wasn't very comforting, and so she told him that if he tells on her, she'll know it was him who did it. Like trying to be intimidating, you know. So we're wondering if it is illegal to have a cobra, what are the penalties if it is, and should we call the police or the landlord? Or should we just kill that motherfucker while she's gone? Like, shoot it? JFC, what if it gets out of the aquarium? I think we'll be hanging out at my apartment now. I HATE SNAKES! *cries*

I am STILL disenfecting my tv screen from that tragic lady boy Serena. Yetch! Make up was muddy looking and BADLY blended...and that fucking wig! Bitch saying you studied design! Where? The gutter?

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

=Bwaaaa!! They host this "premire" on Grammy night to full this porn iguana's delusions! All with Doug's $$$.

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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie

I agree, this batch of queen are a bit bargin basementy...And sorry Alyssa, you are NOT that cute.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Hi Ecce! i'm good, thanks -- hope your Monday treated you well :-)

this is my problem, not the show's, but i'm having a hard time getting into this season because so many of these ladies remind me of previous contestants -- Alyssa = Carmen [*obligatory eye roll*], Detox = Chad Michaels; Roxy = JuJu; etc. agree with you with the forced tales of woe and trauma -- same thing is also infecting Project Runway the past couple of seasons. unlike other stories -- Latrece, the dynamic Puerto Rican duo of Yara and Alexis, even Shangela, these tales are not coming across as sincere, or even all that traumatic. and Miss Gay USA must have really had an off year for either of those fools to be winner or runner up!! lol

no idea what Coco and Honey were thinking -- no way they could get timing right for ventriloquist act in the time they had to prepare!

please good gawd no more pink runway challenges -- it looked like cotton candy barf all over that stage, lol!!

but, Michelle Visage's tuck game continues to amaze! ;-)

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Who needs Botox? One look at these photos froze my face into a permanent shreak of wide-eyed horror.

Withy... I did.. ::: Tomorrow is going to hurt more... :: but they are not keeping me overnight. But they gave me good scripts for tomorrow....
Fill em. Drill em.. Drive home and chill. I'm brave...:: no I'm not.. LoloL

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 9:34pm.

Oh, no, you had nothing to do with it. That whole argument wouldn't have mattered if I hadn't been feeling so shitty...I majorly overreacted.

And she might not have called me what she did if I hadn't called her a raging bitch so...yeah. Water under the bridge. :)

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 9:22pm.
lmfao @ Alyssa and drag Coco's "fight." yassssssss for real Coco as judge!! not lovin' any of these queens so far this season...

Hi Foxxy, Yeah, so far not too smitten myself (though I have high hopes for goofy lookin' Alssa) but I'm loving the judges-Kristen Johnson (one of the nicest TV personalities I ever met) last week and Paulina Porizkova (Goddess) this week!
Does it seem like the last 2 seasons every queen had/has a very special moment when they break down in tears and talk about their traumatic past or some deep, dark some secret? Barf. If it was real and they didn't milk it for all it was worth, maybe it wouldn't get on my nerves so much.
I'm still hoping it picks up a bit.
How are you doing?

"The actresses were uniformly excellent, they had compelling storylines and I wanted to be fucked by almost every man on that show."

Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 8:55pm

Hey girl. Just wanted to say I'm sorry if I was part of the reason you wanted to leave the D...not my intention at all. I know you were having a rough time - so I'm sorry. Anywho not to re-hash it just wanted to say that. :)

Hello everyone else! :)

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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012

Okay, my posts are being doubled and I don't know how.

But I'll just edit this one into a new comment.

Seriously, are Doug and Courtney making any money at this point? All her "music videos", including this one, are insanely low-budget. Doug doesn't get acting work anymore. The pinnacle of Courtney's career so far has been that online ad for that credit report web site. They couldn't even get their own reality show. What about them actually having jobs? I don't think Courtney is signed to a record label. We don't here about them having any legitimate representation (Courtney's Mom doesn't count) or getting any legit work. This has been going on for over a year and we've barely seen them do any actual legit work or be involved in any manner of successful enterprise. We hear about them through Courtney's web cam and any and every idiot has a web cam. So yeah, what money are they making?

I'm thinking about this because you know the minute their debt gets too out of hand they'll be living with the parents, if they don't already. Can you imagine what that household would be like? Casa Molesto. It's obvious her parents are total pimps, but you can't pimp something that doesn't bank.

So what are any of these people getting out of this? Courtney is getting attention, but it won't be long until she realizes how awful that attention is. Especially once they end up in the poor house. This is going to get even uglier when that happens.

Please, Dr Freud, help us out. We desperately need to see Casper [the Friendly Ghost] fuck his mother! --- Cinema Snob

Uncle Brain-fart,

Don't bother, having worked in retail, I can tell you that this type of person will just try and create bigger headaches for you. They are not worth your time, trust me.

Please, Dr Freud, help us out. We desperately need to see Casper [the Friendly Ghost] fuck his mother! --- Cinema Snob

Hotmami -- oh, really now? do fries come with those orgasm shakes? ;-)

Within -- awww sorry for your manic monday, hope you have a good evening to help steady the SS Within ;-) pretty good here, reasonable work goals this week, fighting head cold (again), joint/arthritis issues (again), preparing soil and getting plants in ground (as usual) .... yawn

Hi Whamo!! hope you had a good weekend and all is well with ya!

loved the Latrice Royale commercial

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

VOB, you've already been up and back? You're becoming a pro at this. In and out, back for more the next day, saucy! You feeling a little better?

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lmfao @ Alyssa and drag Coco's "fight." yassssssss for real Coco as judge!! not lovin' any of these queens so far this season...

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Hotmami, Got so used to seeing your Natalie face. Glad to see you back! Hahaha on the O-talk!

@Foxxy, hey there, how was your day? Mine started off late for everything and progressed from there.

Night Deb!

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Hey, foxxxy! I've seriously had orgasms that lasted longer than my Dlisted breakup!

Whamo, Lynda Carter was GORGEOUS!!!

vob, I have no idea. We better have Internet!!! I will need some way to keep in touch with my family.

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Mami.. When you are deployed.. You have Internet? Yes? We'll go with you.
Thanks for da hug..:)

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

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Well, this basically proves my theory about this mess. Daddy's been diddling her since she was in diapers. This is what you get when the rest of the family (mom) thinks that's okay.

They're showing a documentary on the old TV shows and right now they're on Wonder Woman....man o man I forgot how pretty Lynda Carter was, she STILL is!

Hi Bat, Within, and Hotmami. Bat, hope the appointment went well, and that tomorrow goes smoothly too. Hotmami, glad you changed your mind, guess it was just your turn that day...welcome back!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Big hugs to you, vob.

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