Open Post: Co-Hosted By Courtney Stodden And Daddy Stodden
Let me try to put this as eloquent as possible:
FOR WHY?????!!!!?? MY EYES! MY SOUL! IT BURNS! WHY?!!!!!!
On Saturday, I went to see the optometrist and I thought it was going to be a regular appointment. You know, she'd check my eyes, tell me I'm as blind as always and then kick me out after I ask her if I could stick my ass against the glaucoma testing machine for a few minutes. But I didn't get to ask her about sticking my ass against the glaucoma testing machine, because she pulled up some pictures they took of my eyeballs and told me that it looks like my retina is detaching from eyeball and I have to go to a specialist. Just minutes before I went to the eye doctor, I watched Courtney Stodden's video. Coincidence?! NO! We finally have scientific proof that the sight of Courtney Stodden tears retinas! My eye doctor should've told me to stay away from all images of Courtney Stodden until further notice, because I don't think my eyes will ever be the same after seeing these pictures of the porn iguana kissing her daddy on the red carpet. If my retina didn't already detach from my eye, it did now!
Courtney's creepy husband Doug Hutchison, her dad Alex Stodden and her pimp mom Krista Stodden all came out to celebrate the premiere of her music video at some club in L.A. last night. Surprisingly, the creepiest moment of the night wasn't when Courtney sucked on Doug's serial killer dough face while hugging a stripper pole. The creepiest moment of the night was when Alex Stodden spanked his daughter and then kissed her. They're like the Tales from the Crypt version of Jessica Simpson and Papa Joe. And it looks like when Daddy Alex gets really excited, his chins expand.
If it turns out that Daddy Alex is a closeted pastor who is really into twinks, I'm done. I'm done.
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Submitted by artsy_fartsy on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 2:44pm.
sorry, and best wishes to you
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
This.....is just not right.
Myself, I'm trying to get off a drug I got addicted to....trying to work through the withdrawals. But I will not complain with what I've read here. I hope you all get better soon.
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"Someone needs to remind Adam Levine his band is just Sugar Ray for the new millennium." -Tyroan
@ T.R. -- thank you so much for sharing that!! so glad i saw your comment in the "recent comments" list before it disappeared. Letice. Tore. It. Up. i think that's the best cover of "Ain't Nobody" i've ever heard. wow. thanks!!
#longlivespanx lmao!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
oh my god.
Foxxy, Chaka1, Whamo, anybody who appreciates a real singer - check this out:
http://shine.forharriet.com/2013/02/ledisi-tributes-chaka-khan-bet-honor...
it's a tribute to your namesake, chaka1, but this singer is the only one i've ever heard who could actually *touch* her.
made my morning.
off to practice now!
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God don't like ugly.
Well;
1) That first picture explains everything after.
2) Courtney needs a burger. Her chest looks cavernous.
3) Doug Hutchison is going to need that pole to hang onto soon. (Nice shirt by the way).
That's all.
Wendy:
Are you eating enough? What about trying to pig out for one day to get your metabolism started again. That could help. Some people also beat the plateau by going up to their BMR when eating. Sorry I'm rambling about this. I've been doing this stuff for years and been through it all lol.
@justducky
I haven't been eating any different, as I mentioned already. Same as I ate when I was losing weight. So that's not it. I've been eating right, which is part of the reason I'm so confused.
Please, Dr Freud, help us out. We desperately need to see Casper [the Friendly Ghost] fuck his mother! --- Cinema Snob
how creepy
Submitted by WendyNerd on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 10:59pm.
You can lose plenty of weight when taking a break from exercises. Your body stores sugars to give you energy for the exercise you're doing, which is why many marathons actually gain weight during training, and once they take a break, they tend to lose it very quickly. Give yourself a break for a few days and see what happens. Also, don't forget muscles develop while you're resting, which is why rest days are so important. And everyone goes up and down by about 5 pounds anyway. One time I slept after a big poop, stomach totally empty, and woke up 5 lbs heavier. Still trying to figure that one out. Talk to the personal trainers/front desk people at the gym, and they'll explain it to you in better language than I can. Also go to exercise/body building forums. 11 lbs might be a scale problem, or could be salt or water, or just overworking yourself.
VOB--
Wishing you well, and keep us updated about today <3
Papa Joe Simpson is Stodden's daddy ?
Why am I not surprised.
What if Stodden, Speidi, Kayne and Kim all jumped off a very high cliff... I'm just sayin'
"Just look at all the fucks I give!"
I'm reading this late, And I haven't read all the comments. But we are all in agreement this is awful and there's no way this "woman" is under 45? Ok. Just wanted to make sure.
Late to the party- goddamn! Fast asleep and the Old Hag made a visit. Is it Bam that knows this shiz?
*waves goodnight*
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Bambam, he seems a lovely man but I prefer the hunks better hehehe for good or bad, beef wins out. Is that awful? lol Sweet chatting with you guys. Catcha later Bam.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 1:09am.
Bambam, Goodman? Hell na. Nice as he is that is a Nope. I think you may have convinced us away from Flight.
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Oh withy, he seems such a fun person, a good story teller I'd bet. It's a small role but he is outrageous when he gets his moment.
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Lol RandéS, ick nast. Like those kisses. And you are completely right. He grabs at her and he still can't muster any attraction! Big fakers for pay. $$$ Only boner here is the daddy one. *barfs*
Sleep well Foxxy, I think I'll turn in too. Have a good night everyone.
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@ foxxy, I see your point but I also am thinking that you're a lawyer too. Ya think maybe your view is a little tainted by your profession, hmmm?
I didn't really see it that way myself, I sorta felt like he was nearly free and clear but to get there he would've had to pin the evidence on a woman he had feelings for that died due to his problem. All of his behavior before this point was being defiant, denying and lying and he didn't want tell that last lie.
And Don Cheadle always steals the spotlight from Denzel, didn't you know that? I wished they did another Easy Rawlins movie together.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgQ-QrCFMjs
Bambam, Goodman? Hell na. Nice as he is that is a Nope. I think you may have convinced us away from Flight.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 1:03am.
Doug saves his boner for when the rent checks arrive.
Damn, I thought my post got deleted and didn't go thru. I had to remember what I typed up the first time. Sorry about that.
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RandéS, well he is hiding behind her most of the time but I do think he's feeling that moment more than Doug. Sorry. lol
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good night bambam and within - i'm outta here too. sweet dreams and stay warm!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Bambam, Out of Time and Training Day both Mendes and Lathan were super fine. In reality, now that I think of it, he has played meaner characters but I guess we choose to remember him as the hero. I believe you when you say he's dialing it in. He himself is bored with good guy roles, just like us. He should really get something meaty, like the type of roles Daniel-Day Lewis takes.
@Foxxy, thanks. Sucks she has to drive back in but I guess. Glad you were also getting your stuff on track Foxxy.
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Those shots would only be disturbing if Alex had an obvious boner. Like you never frenched your kid with your eyes shut...
@ bam -- lol, Goodman is one of my favorite entertainment people of all time, looooooove that man1 hell yeah, i'd love to hang with him. he's clean and sober now though, btw... ;-)
Denzel had nothing to do with my disappointment in the cockpit scene, it was every. single. other. freaking. character's actions. each minute my "oh come on!" got louder. i see your point but not willing to count that as redeemed -- remember the scene when his attorney [who imo turned in the better performance] told him the hearing officer was unhappy that a certain document was excluded "and there was nothing she could do about it." but there was -- that doc just went away for that one hearing. and Whip knew that document is still out there and it could come to light later [civil trials to come]. hearing officer played his emotions to get him to crack, but i saw it more as him getting the inevitable over and done with than being "noble."
and you know that scene where he only hugged his son who was cursing him out in him own house was pure fiction, lmao!!!
all of that said, i'd rather see the broken, crashed plane win an academy award before Miss Jane Hathaway. so there!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
@ Within -- dunno, i wasn't on here today except a for a quick min this a.m. hope she's ok, so much to deal with and a stronger old bat than i could be
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 12:28am.
@ bambam -- actually she was a Latina (Nadine Velasquez), and that would not be his first time (see Mendes, Eva) ;-) ETA - whoops, sorry, i forgot about the flash of a bed scene with the addict woman, i.e. the british actress with the horrid southern accent, lol that was so quick you see i forgot about it ...
i may have psyched myself up too much based on the award nominations, but iHATED that movie, and for the first time ever Denzel's performance. there was so much "no way in hell could this happen" bullshit in the cockpit scene i could not suspend my disbelief at all, to me the plot was very predictable in the sense that you knew the end result of a particular scene or plot line but maybe not exactly how they would get there. i don't think you were supposed to leave the movie hating Whip, but i sure did, and Denzel to me looked like he dialed that one in. forgot who it was who said it but now i too wonder why he has award noms for that performance. i kept thinking "Crash" [the movie]
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Haha, tricked you. I knew the woman was latina but I remember some women's feelings about his earlier stuff. It didn't matter to them, the point was the woman was not black, lols.
The airplane scene was over the top, it sorta had a super pilot feeling about it, y'know? But that's Denzel, he's been doing formulaic stuff for a while now. Remember that train movie a couple of years back? Same thing. I didn't mind so much that he was a bad person (alky, headstrong, estranged family), I didn't enjoy that he redeemed himself at the end, did the noble thing. The thing is his audience won't accept him any other way and really he's trapped himself in portraying that image. It's either he won't stretch out from a personal perspective or he won't do it from the financial aspect of it.
But tell me, is John Goodman someone you'd like to hang out with? I know I would. :)
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Foxxy, poor Vob, has she been bad all day?
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VOB, :( take all the meds you need. Have a good night.
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good night sweet Bat -- so sorry you're having a rough night. sending strength and funky music your way. talk to you tomorrow! xoxoxo
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Im still at the best hospital that I could be without being at USC. I'm not good tonight. Having trouble. I will talk to you tomorrow.. Xo..
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
bambam, what do you think was "noble" about that character? i do not see...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
@ withy,
yeah I feel the same way about him but I understand it also. He knows his main audience for one thing and he's sort of a victim of his own making. Regular tv was showing Man on Fire recently and it's a really good movie, when he went ballistic it was fantastic.
But once again he goes noble on us. It's a shame, he's got the chops to do other roles, it's just not his style.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgQ-QrCFMjs
@ bambam -- actually she was a Latina (Nadine Velasquez), and that would not be his first time (see Mendes, Eva) ;-) ETA - whoops, sorry, i forgot about the flash of a bed scene with the addict woman, i.e. the british actress with the horrid southern accent, lol that was so quick you see i forgot about it ...
i may have psyched myself up too much based on the award nominations, but iHATED that movie, and for the first time ever Denzel's performance. there was so much "no way in hell could this happen" bullshit in the cockpit scene i could not suspend my disbelief at all, to me the plot was very predictable in the sense that you knew the end result of a particular scene or plot line but maybe not exactly how they would get there. i don't think you were supposed to leave the movie hating Whip, but i sure did, and Denzel to me looked like he dialed that one in. forgot who it was who said it but now i too wonder why he has award noms for that performance. i kept thinking "Crash" [the movie]
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Vob, but you're still at the same place right? You haven't changed hospitals and are starting treatment all over, are you? Hey, it's something that they let you go home and heal up before the next one. You ready for tomorrow?
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Bambam, Do you mean Denzel? Because I've said that a million times. I like him better playing a hard character. He's always the good guy and he can play the polar opposite so well.
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M. K. please drink lots of water (organs like eyes and the brain really need to be well hydrated) and think about cutting down on the alcohol (gasp!) intake. Thinking of you all day about this, it'll be okay.
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CIJ Time to act, for real, that's not okay. Do what you need to do to be safe.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 11:34pm.
@ bambam -- what did you think about "Flight?" and Vintage Trouble?!!
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What, you mean DENZEL IN BED WIT A WHITE WOMAN??? Hahahahahahahaha! You damn well know some wimmens said exactly that when they saw the movie, prolly even walked out disgusted.
It was good, I liked it but I couldn't help wondering is this dude ever NOT noble? I swear he's the only motherfucker who could cut a fart and be noble about it. lols
Haven't seen VT yet, they come to town next month. I shouldn't procrastinate getting my tickets, they're at the Howard Theatre on U st. and it'll probably sell out quickly. The hipster crowd, y'know?
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Submitted by veryoldbat on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 11:57pm.
Boredas.. It's not personal... There's a mass. They haven't been able to remove it.
They are doing tricky scy fy stuff tomorrow.. And Friday they are hoping to have a course of treatment. Tada!
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I knew about the mass, and you having another surgery, you said something about they were worried about it spreading or something.., are you having surgery tomorrow???I hope they can find something out on Friday...Keep us posted!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Boredas.. It's not personal... There's a mass. They haven't been able to remove it.
They are doing tricky scy fy stuff tomorrow.. And Friday they are hoping to have a course of treatment. Tada!
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
@VOB I read back(skipped the pity party some people are having because I ain't havin it today), if it's not too personal, what did they tell you at your Doc.appt? Or what were they looking for? Is it good news? Do you still have to have the surgery?
Thank goodness this shitty Mardi Gras crap is over tomorrow.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by justducky on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 11:31pm.
Remember Debra Winger as Wonder Girl?
hahaha -- nope, sure didn't. had to google - thanks! ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
@ bambam -- what did you think about "Flight?" and Vintage Trouble?!!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Remember Debra Winger as Wonder Girl?
WE ARE Dumb....;;; and Wesley set the house on Fiyahhh.. With a TIYAH...::
Our house lyrics to the Fun add.. We're a talented bunch here... ;;;)
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Wendynerd, same thing happens to me when I eat food I am sensitive to e.g. bread. Then if I'm a good girl and eat right suddenly the weight is gone.
Oh foxxy, tell me about it. I'd like to punch that fat bastard who remade the Green Hornet. Bad enough you can't replace Bruce Lee but to make it a comedy????? No. Just no.
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Submitted by veryoldbat on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 11:18pm.
MAHH asss is on Fihahhhhhh:::::best Alicia voice..
That's all. :)
hahahahahahahahahahah, damn Bat that is EXACTLY what i sing in my head everytime i hear that horrendous song! lmafo!! those holiday VISA commercials were excruciating
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12