Night Crumbs
Falkor Rimes got banged and she'd look a million times hotter if her bangs were about 24 inches longer - ICYDK
That look on Alice Eve's face tells me that Bradley Cooper just asked her if he can deep throat her big toe - Lainey Gossip
John Travolta volunteers his mouth as the venue to hold the dick-off between Marky Mark and Michael Fassbender - The Superficial
Beyonce wore one of Bette Midler's pantsuits from Big Business to the Grammys last night - Celebitchy
The chipmunk Pink broke a Grammy rule last night - Drunken Stepfather
Rich bitches in L.A. dress so weird. Case in point: Selena Gomez - Hollywood Tuna
The Postal Service has a new song and I'm sure you'll soon hear it in every Apple commercial and every episode of every CW show - Towleroad
Lindsay Lohan's escort service business is going well - IDLYITW
The Photoshop Awards: Jennifer Love Hewitt on Shape Magazine - Popoholic
If you have a serious tank top fetish, here's something to feed it - The Berry
Baby sting rays have sweet, sweet moves - OMG Blog
Carrie Underwood's MAC screensaver dress blew minds last night and I guarantee you that 100% of those blown minds were stoned - Buzzfeed
Ten seconds later, Adam Levine had sun burns on his face from standing that close to Sting - Just Jared
But when will we finally get a documentary about Color Me Badd? - Jezebel
Megan Fox and David Silver are in Brazil for carnival and I really hope he treats everyone to a very special carnival performance of Be Be Be My Love - Popsugar
Prince's bedazzled cane was the star of the night - Crunk + Disorderly
Are we sure this isn't really Miley Cyrus and the pictures got mislabeled? - Moe Jackson
Elisha Cuthbert does Maxim - Hollywood Rag
Eva Mendes does the "hide the color sore on the edge of my mouth" move - I'm Not Obsessed
RiRi keeps it demure in a hotel sheet skirt - Cityrag
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Brunei was where "models" I knew in LA back in the day went to work for a few weeks out of the year to make serious cash as part of the royal harem.
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Submitted by johnnysgirl: "What is with the "hitting-right-in-the-middle-of-the-eyeball" - length bangs? That would annoy the shit out of me, having them in my eyes all the time. Totally impractical. They're like the sagging jeans of bangs."
Totally agree. That's what your bangs should look like 6 weeks AFTER you get them cut, not right after.
I don't even WANT to know what it is Blohan let's those nasty ass rich dudes do to her in the sack to keep getting paid and flown around the world.
Disgusting.
Submitted by Kisa on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 7:05pm.
Kisa, no - but you are the 2nd person to mention it! I'll try to find it on youtube or at E!
He really does have a great, genuine sense of humor. And he makes awesome rock 'n' roll. AND he's hot!
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You guys are way to harsh on LeAnn she looks amazing in this picture --->
http://www.epiclol.com/cdn/pictures/2012/06/emo-horse_1338542678_epiclol...
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Whamo, you beat me to it! I was going to ask if Falkor could ask for longer bangs? lolol
Marky Mark wouldn't win a dick-off with Assbender. Even if he weren't drunk.
Elisha's so gorgeous. Why doesn't she do more movies?
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leann is so brave! what a admirable thing to do for herself, her hair, edward, luck dragons, and us. bravo, leann! one day, one glorious day, we will all be courageous enough to stand up and cut our bangs together.
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What is with the "hitting-right-in-the-middle-of-the-eyeball" - length bangs? That would annoy the shit out of me, having them in my eyes all the time. Totally impractical. They're like the sagging jeans of bangs.
Did Beyonce have a stye on her bottom left eyelid last night?
Deb - did ya see Dave host chesleas show all last week ? Dude was awesome ! Love his interaction with Chuy. Dave Grohl makes my day.
"DuFresnes party of two. DuFresnes party of two. Bush party of three.
Yeah but , what happened to the DuFresnes ?!?!?!?!?!?!? "
- Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005.
Prince is STILL so fine...
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I know it's cool to be snarky, but...I just can't!
Whamo- hahaha exactly the perfect style for her ala cousin it.
"DuFresnes party of two. DuFresnes party of two. Bush party of three.
Yeah but , what happened to the DuFresnes ?!?!?!?!?!?!? "
- Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005.
I very rarely post. But...I just can't...anymore. I'm starting to feel sorry for all these pathetic attention whores. How about Madonna, at 50 whatever today? Conjunctivitis? It really must be an illness. LeeAnn? Oh, God, does no one in this 'rarefied' world have anyone who will tell them the truth? There's just been so many over the last few days. I probably need to step away from the computer, but everything I've seen just makes me more sure that it's all a joke, a farce, why even keep trying to have the right shoes or hair or whatever. I'm staying in my rabbit hole until I hear the air raid siren telling me it's safe again. Please, please tell me you understand...even the wine doesn't work anymore! Yours truly, dear God when will it end?
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 6:49pm.
If LeAnn wore her hair like this she'd be quite attractive.
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Ha! Huge improvement! Dude, I'm bummed! It took my ass too long to find out when and where Dave Grohl's "Sound City" was playing in Chicago. Tonight is the last night at one theatre in the city. I'm sure I can watch it online eventually. The trailer looks really good.
http://articles.latimes.com/2012/dec/04/entertainment/la-et-ms-trailer-d...
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Awww, that baby stingray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Whoa, Nelly! That filly's mane - get her a sugar cube!
And that Benny Hinn video via that Crunk and Disorderly link was PRICELESS. He could rival DTrump with that comb over.
If one of Blohan's sugar daddies is a billionaire she's no better at the ho-stroll than she is at acting.
Falcor looks like a man. Busted face man.
Jesus, LeAnn! Do you have to instantly send the world your every thought, fart, and action?
(rhetorical)
As for Lindsay having these wealthy admirers, all I can figure is that in other countries, being an "American movie star" can make you money. Look at Tara Reid.
I can't imagine being "smitten" after smelling her, seeing her up close and conversing for more than 5 minutes, but that's just me.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
If LeAnn wore her hair like this she'd be quite attractive.
http://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/37/10033023840cd16b692d2ba4d...
I like Elisha Cuthbert & hope that her show doesn't get canceled. Damn, ABC!
Fassbender.....yum.
I always thought that Jennifer Love Hewitt looked busted in the face.
LeAnn is just so unfortunate-looking.
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I agree, Brandi must have gotten bangs.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Quick - has someone checked to see what Brandi's hair looks like these days?
This can only mean that Brandy/Brandi however the fuck you spell her name, got bangs recently.
Please notice how BloHan can't get an American sugar daddy. I have to tell you, she must do something really specially gross in bed for these guys to ignore the STDs, the poor hygiene, and the mom waiting in the wings to cash the check.
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