Night Crumbs

February 11, 2013 / Posted by:

Falkor Rimes got banged and she’d look a million times hotter if her bangs were about 24 inches longer – ICYDK

That look on Alice Eve’s face tells me that Bradley Cooper just asked her if he can deep throat her big toe – Lainey Gossip

John Travolta volunteers his mouth as the venue to hold the dick-off between Marky Mark and Michael Fassbender The Superficial 

Beyonce wore one of Bette Midler’s pantsuits from Big Business to the Grammys last night – Celebitchy

The chipmunk Pink broke a Grammy rule last night – Drunken Stepfather

Rich bitches in L.A. dress so weird. Case in point: Selena Gomez Hollywood Tuna 

The Postal Service has a new song and I’m sure you’ll soon hear it in every Apple commercial and every episode of every CW show – Towleroad

Lindsay Lohan’s escort service business is going well – IDLYITW

The Photoshop Awards: Jennifer Love Hewitt on Shape Magazine – Popoholic

If you have a serious tank top fetish, here’s something to feed it – The Berry 

Baby sting rays have sweet, sweet moves – OMG Blog

Carrie Underwood’s MAC screensaver dress blew minds last night and I guarantee you that 100% of those blown minds were stoned – Buzzfeed 

Ten seconds later, Adam Levine had sun burns on his face from standing that close to Sting Just Jared

But when will we finally get a documentary about Color Me Badd? – Jezebel

Megan Fox and David Silver are in Brazil for carnival and I really hope he treats everyone to a very special carnival performance of Be Be Be My Love – Popsugar

Prince’s bedazzled cane was the star of the night – Crunk + Disorderly

Are we sure this isn’t really Miley Cyrus and the pictures got mislabeled? – Moe Jackson

Elisha Cuthbert does Maxim – Hollywood Rag

Eva Mendes does the “hide the color sore on the edge of my mouth” move – I’m Not Obsessed

RiRi keeps it demure in a hotel sheet skirt – Cityrag

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