Meanwhile At Another Awards Show In Los Angeles...
As JLo pulled the fame whoring leg move at the Grammys, the fame whoring leg move's original creator Angie Jolie was at a different awards show and her fame whoring leg had the night off. Angie Jolie shocked everyone by wearing another grey dress to give a lifetime achievement award to Dean Semler, the director of photography on In the Land of Blood and Honey, at the Society of Cinematographers Outstanding Achievement Awards in Hollywood last night. Angie Jo looked cold, tired, malnourished and her cheeks looked like two plastic nutsacks slipping off of her face, but you too would look like a living advertisement for The Walking Dead if you spent your days keeping the child army in check, running after virgins to suck the youth out of and rolling your eyes at the amazing furniture designs that Brad Pitt sketched while high on the good shit.
I was going to say that Angie should be the new pope, but that would be a demotion. If God is one of the CEOs of all things holy, then the pope is the assistant night manager IF THAT. It's totally beneath St. Angie.
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Billy Bob did Lauren Dern wrong. A.J. has no problem with cheating men when they are coming her way.
I laughed my ass off at Bad Santa.
He was better in Monsters Ball than Berry JMO
Still, a real downer of a movie.
She's looking very office Christmas party chic, tired, and oddly square shaped.
Eat some carbs and take a nap!
@JohnnyGirl " (her clavicles)." eewwww I looked.
She needs to eat. Stat.
Like the dress, a bit of color would have been nice.
The tabloids say she is pregnant. I see a little something going on. If so, how can an almost 40 skeleton be fertile?
The hair is bad...the dress should be blue or red or some other color to make it interesting and she should never wear gold jewelry with gray. Clash city baby!!
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Submitted by annobanano on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:15pm.
I actually really like the drape of this dress, but for fucks sake woman, wear some color!!!!! You would look SO much better
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I agree, it's a great dress. Unfortunately, on her, it looks like it's still on the hanger (her clavicles).
LOL, if DLIsted was around in 1964 99% of these comments would be directed to Audrey Hepburn. And with that short cut she looks like a boy!
I don't think she looks that bad, but she is heading into Octomom territory with the fillers and whatnot.
Not the best I've seen her look. Definately needs to go softer and less severe.
she looks nothing like angelina jolie. sad.
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How does her body hold up that noggin of hers? I feel like she's going to crumple just like the leg lamp in A Christmas Story after the dad tried to glue it back together.
If she gained weight back, she'd still be beautiful. Too skinny = haggard. When will people (especially those over 30) realize that? There IS a happy medium.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:34pm.
That's a lovely dress. Anybody know the designer?
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:34pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:28pm.
Submitted by SFRBully on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:15pm.
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Too bad Billy Bob turned into a fucking dipship egomanic asshole who thinks he's a musical living legend just like Tom Petty....yet not a single soul could tell you the name of ONE Billy Bob and Boxcutters (or whatever the fuck they are called) song...not one
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had to hear/see it again .... what an EPIC DOUCHE!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJWS6qyy7bw
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Meat, I was on the road the day this happened and listened to it live, I was staring and my radio thinking WTF! is this really happening, I was embarassed, nervous, perplexed you name it. He died that day as far as any respect I had for him
Is this woman allergic to colors? I saw some lady on HGTV once who was AFRAID of even muted colors. Her house was surreal, just black and white and gray. Maybe Saint Angie is like that.
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10 pounds more on her would make her look so much better. As you get older you want to be softer, not all sharp angles and malnourished skin. Being softer (aka eating food) makes you looks younger and healthier.
man, remember when her body looked like this:
http://mikescollection.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/tomb-raider-movie.jpg
why would she ever have lost the weight she was so much hotter when she looked healthy.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:28pm.
Submitted by SFRBully on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:15pm.
I reckon she'll have some of them french fried pertaters Some call it a Kaiser blade.
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mmhumm, I loved Sling Blade, thought it was brilliant.
Too bad Billy Bob turned into a fucking dipship egomanic asshole who thinks he's a musical living legend just like Tom Petty....yet not a single soul could tell you the name of ONE Billy Bob and Boxcutters (or whatever the fuck they are called) song...not one
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And how! Slingblade saves him - I will pretend that he never tried to be a musician, so he and the slot shutters can go home. Maybe they'll be headlining a county fair with Jessica Simpson one day? (You know, be on the stage that everyone walks by on their way to buy beer and sniff animals?) They pay her in turkey legs.
@Meatblocks: He looks bored and high in that video! Haha! Also, it looks like he still has mustard on his chin from the biscuit int he kitchen. (Ugh watched more of it - what a fucking asshole. Give me Carl any day!)
That's a lovely dress. Anybody know the designer?
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:28pm.
Submitted by SFRBully on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:15pm.
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Too bad Billy Bob turned into a fucking dipship egomanic asshole who thinks he's a musical living legend just like Tom Petty....yet not a single soul could tell you the name of ONE Billy Bob and Boxcutters (or whatever the fuck they are called) song...not one
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had to hear/see it again .... what an EPIC DOUCHE!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJWS6qyy7bw
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Submitted by annobanano on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:15pm.
I actually really like the drape of this dress, but for fucks sake woman, wear some color!!!!! You would look SO much better
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Seriously! Audrey Hepburn wore more color in "A Nun's Life".
I can't put my finger on it, but she did something to her face.
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Nice dress, but she should avoid that kind of sleeves that make her arms even longer.
Her face is a mess, she looks old and at the same time overdone with fillers and who knows what else.
Her hands, wrists and forearms are knobby, veiny messes. BAWK!
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It's the six kids plus all that sex she supposedly has with studly Bradley. ick.
@Whamo, ugh you mentioned that Bill Bob freak. Another one who looks like a wax figure blow up of themselves.
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it's pretty obvious that when brangelina want privacy they get it. we haven't seen them or their kids in quite a while and i'm sure they're all not hanging out in a bunker somewhere. they let the paps know where they are when it suits them. like a lot of celebs but i loathe her.
Submitted by SFRBully on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:15pm.
I reckon she'll have some of them french fried pertaters Some call it a Kaiser blade.
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mmhumm, I loved Sling Blade, thought it was brilliant.
Too bad Billy Bob turned into a fucking dipship egomanic asshole who thinks he's a musical living legend just like Tom Petty....yet not a single soul could tell you the name of ONE Billy Bob and Boxcutters (or whatever the fuck they are called) song...not one
anyone who thinks she has good legs is nuts or blind.
Countdown to someone using the tired "BRANDgelina" in
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I dont think anything could possibly be more tired than her face. Or as tired as the fact that when Brad's movie premiers over the summer, their kids, which they've managed to hide so well over the past year, will suddenly be EVERYWHERE. And it will all be the media's fault that they can't get any privacy. Exploit humanitarian work. Check. Exploit own kids. Check. Talk about their sex life in interviews. Check. It's the same tired routine they've been using for ages.
Btw, when was the last time anyone saw Brad and Angelina in the same photograph? A year ago? Are we sure these people are even still together?
Submitted by Bigbendy on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:15pm.
She looks like she had another nose job.
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Yeah, her nose looks weird here. Plus she looks pasty and well, her make-up ain't doing her any favors.
OMG, she has old lady body.
she also looks like she's on heavy duty drugs, very vacant in the eyes and her body language says "help/hold me, i'm gonna fall".
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
something's up with her cheeks. they look like Madonna's.
She does NOT look 37. She needs to eat more. She looks like a cancer victim.
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She'd take off 10 years if she'd put on 20 lbs.
I need to escort her ass through the Texas State Fair this fall. Bitch need some fried duck fat donuts or something.
The extreme dieting, smoking and "holing up in a garret so as not to infect the kids" has finally caught up with her.
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Did some gypsie point her finger at her??? She got some Thinner shit going on!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
she's only 37?!!!!
she's as skinny as she's gonna get but yet she has that thickened midsection bloat and her makeup is no longer able to conceal shit. her hair is also dramatically thinner. and her facial muscle has dropped considerably.
drugs or poor health?
she looks 10+ years older, easy.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
She looks older but more natural.
ETA I changed my mind. The more I look at the dress the more I hate it, at least on her.
Her makeup looks uneven. The top half of her face has no makeup and the lower half has the wrong foundation color for her skin. She actually looks like a tired mom.
If she weren't so skinny, her hands, feet and head wouldn't look so huge.
I hate the matronly stuff she has been rocking as of late. The leg incident scared her into dressing like an old lady. Stop fighting the hot Jolie!
First step, eat a sammich!
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Her talons look extra sharp.
Sainthood is a stepwise up from Popehood because I read they were trying to get JohnPaul 2 made a saint and Angie already is one, albeit a rather wide hippy looking one here, watch those heavenly calories St Angie.
She looks old and square.
The hand/forearm situation is a-scaring me!
Lady Bones Jones in the wrist area! Spooky scary skeletons send shivers down my spine, ladies!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
She looks like she had another nose job.
I actually really like the drape of this dress, but for fucks sake woman, wear some color!!!!! You would look SO much better
HAH!!! FIRST FOUR COMMENTS ALL AGREE W/EACH OTHER AND POSTED AT/AROUND THE SAME TIME!
I reckon she'll have some of them french fried pertaters (making a SLINGBLADE joke is okay, right? Some call it a Kaiser blade.)
Countdown to someone using the tired "BRANDgelina" in
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