Ellen DeGeneres Can't Contain Herself Around Katy Perry's Magnificent Chichis
It's nice to see that the Grammys still aren't about recognizing the best talent in music (see: Carly Rae Jepsen's nomination) and still all about what's really important: TITTY BALLS! While giving us her best Priscilla Presley circa 1969 cosplay, Katy Perry also gave us chichis for days and Ellen Degeneres just couldn't help getting all up in there with her eyeballs as a butchified Portia de Rossi laughed next to her. If you stare at that picture long enough, you can almost see Ellen's eyeballs pop out of their sockets like a cartoon cat. Ellen is either motorboating with her eyes or she can't believe that certified douche bag John Mayer, who was wearing one of Willy Wonka's old suits, gets suffocate himself in Katy Perry's magnificent chichis every single night.
And yeah, when Ellen Degeneres humps Katy's titties with her eyes, everybody laughs and calls her a comedic genius. But if a straight dude did it, he'd get a punch to the eye and a restraining order. So if you see Gerard Butler and Mel Gibson trolling around with a tiny blond wig on their heads, a fitted blazer on their bodies and a Home Depot card stuck in their pockets, you know what they're up to.
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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:32pm.
I honestly don't know, but this looked really really bad:
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Now that I think they're in trouble, the photoshoot looks forced and fake.
Otherwise, I would have thought it looked normal.
So basically, I don't know what to think.
Lesbians have all the best sex toys... Katy is so fuckable. Mayer has bagged how many chicks in their prime? jealous all the way around.
"Just look at all the fucks I give!"
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 11:47am.
I have a strange desire to see an Ellen/Portia sex tape... I know.
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It says online that Perry's makeup here is all Rimmel. Is that nonsense? Sarah Smile
i think john mayer looks fantastic. whatever faults he may have, the man can rock a blue velvet jacket and bowtie, and look smashing doing so.
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I don't mind Katy Perry at all. Her songs may not be substantial but for discardable pop, they're not too bad (her voice can drive me up a wall when she hits a wrong note, though).
I used to love Ellen during the stand-up days, but she grows less and less likeable as time goes by (for me, anyway)and I'm not sure why I feel that way.
"The actresses were uniformly excellent, they had compelling storylines and I wanted to be fucked by almost every man on that show."
i don't think her tits are "magnificent". they're too big for my taste.
but i think she has pretty face.
I never thought Ellen could be this tacky!
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I like the dress.
KP's warbling and her act are annoying as hell, but her tits are fabulous. Well-proportioned, and even.
And they distract nicely from her serious wonk-eye situation.
Portia is totally channeling Hillary Clinton, here!
Katy annoys me...but she's very pretty.
I think it was extremely rude for Ellen to do this right in front of Portia. And it's demeaning to women.
Ellen is gross.
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She does have a nice body, but I don't think she is facially pretty, and that fake black hair is awful and drab... she looks better with pink or blue hair tbh. Dark brown would be so much better looking. And people actually like this dress? it is hideous
I cannot stand Ellen, I think she is faker than fake.
Submitted by Lachlan TallPoppy on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:33pm.
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Bossy, thanks. It'll be fine. This is the fourth day I've been home and I'm crazy bored.
Yes being home for four days in a row Madam, anyone would be understandably bored as fuck.
Rumours are entertainment.
Submitted by soulfly16 on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:18pm.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 10:42am.
She's mortified and overcompensating. Remember those super awkward PDAs they did on the beach for the paps?
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Hmm wasnt aware of it. You're saying Ellen and Portia's relationship is in trouble?
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I honestly don't know, but this looked really really bad:
http://dlisted.com/2012/12/26/married-people-dont-act
say what you will about her but Katy Perry has probably the best rack in the business and she can write a great pop song....she just can't sing.
Submitted by Poopele on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:08pm.
The state of music today is really sad.
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Totally agree, Poopele!
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Bossy, thanks. It'll be fine. This is the fourth day I've been home and I'm crazy bored.
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@Dog, oh jees, I hope things start looking up soon!
Submitted by Bossy on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:42pm.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:40pm.
They care about that hole in her face where they can shove their schlongs whenever she tries to speak.
hahaha crude but likely true for some
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:40pm.
They care about that hole in her face where they can shove their schlongs whenever she tries to speak.
hahaha crude but likely true for some
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:14pm.
I'm loving it because people would be going ballistic on her ass if she were a dude. I've seen it so many times, a gay woman will get tight with a straight woman then get her drunk one night and boom! The same thing a guy would get murdered for trying. Life is a trip, ain't it?
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Concur 200%.
Submitted by Bossy on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:38pm.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 12:11pm.
Bossy, Perry has a famously zitty complexion. She was (and maybe still is) a spokeswhore for ProActiv but she wears so much foundation, there's no way to tell if it works.
Yeah, you certainly can't tell WTF is under all that. I've seen some people with a lot of makeup in person and it looks so weird. At that level of makeup I can understand how men would feel like they don't know what they're getting. Though I guess that's why she always has her breasts out, so that men don't care what's going on with the face.
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They care about that hole in her face where they can shove their schlongs whenever she tries to speak.
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 12:11pm.
Bossy, Perry has a famously zitty complexion. She was (and maybe still is) a spokeswhore for ProActiv but she wears so much foundation, there's no way to tell if it works.
Yeah, you certainly can't tell WTF is under all that. I've seen some people with a lot of makeup in person and it looks so weird. At that level of makeup I can understand how men would feel like they don't know what they're getting. Though I guess that's why she always has her breasts out, so that men don't care what's going on with the face.
Not getting into the tits debate other than to say we've all been watching celebs for too long. There are women out there in all walks of life who have perfect tits.
They don't stay that way forever but everyone has a prime moment when they're at their absolute best and not everyone has it at the same time. Genetics.
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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 10:42am.
She's mortified and overcompensating. Remember those super awkward PDAs they did on the beach for the paps?
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Hmm wasnt aware of it. You're saying Ellen and Portia's relationship is in trouble?
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LOL, What the hell are toned tits? Fake tits? No tits?? How does one tone her tits?
Oh I'm just loving this, Ellen's gone full on butch dyke, if a little drool dripped out of her mouth it would've been the perfect touch. You just know she was fucking with Beyonce behind the stage.
I'm loving it because people would be going ballistic on her ass if she were a dude. I've seen it so many times, a gay woman will get tight with a straight woman then get her drunk one night and boom! The same thing a guy would get murdered for trying. Life is a trip, ain't it?
MK should put this pic next to Hillary Clinton ogling Xtina's chichis. lols
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The state of music today is really sad.
Jack White and the Black Keys seemed so stale and last week. Nicole Kidman whispering to that short drunk she married, "That was Awesome!" about Jack White's garbled mix Rock 101 music? What the hell?
Bruno Mars and Sting doing Bob Marley with Rhianna was disturbing but having to see Ellen dancing in the aisle like it was cool was really sad.
Was that chubby chick from AI doing the Tennesee Waltz supposed to be a comedy routine?
And Neil Patrick Harris? This guy is a freakin' zeke...his mere presence in the arena makes the whole thing seem commercialized and fake.
Jay-Z winning a grammy? It's a freaking novelty act.
Katy Perry's massive tittys were the only thing interesting at this entire show, so Ellen thinking..."damn I'd like to suck on those babies" makes sense.
But when Katy Perry took a shot at Bon Iver...that's why we have a 2nd amendment...taking that lip-synching talentless set of boobs down with a sniper rifle was justifiable.
Katy has a great body. Can't lie and Ellen looks like a creeper. She was definitely supposed to be a man lol. She does it on her show too. When Mariah was on she was literally just staring at her tits. Nothing else. Just her tits. Conan does it to female guests too. That shit's rude. Glance then look away. Glance then look away.
I honestly think she's fug as shit and not interesting. I think she has nice boobs but I've been a b-cup since puberty so I have no idea if they really are or not
She CAN go away though.
I like the dress. I'd wear it and not look like a prosti.
Submitted by jelliebean on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 12:31pm.
"Your Body is a Wasteland." hahahahahahahahahaha"
lololol
he does look whupped.
priscilla (pre jiffy lube oil changes to the face) had a pretty kittenish face.
one of the biggest shames ever is what she did to herself in the hopes to look "better".
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
John Mayer looks like he's trying to channel Bananas Collins.
Get on the Fail-Boat, dumb ass.
She looks good here, but Priscilla was a gorgeous goddess in the late 60's, a natural beauty even with minimal makeup. Katy is at best "attractive" with great cleavage. And M.K. is right, a straight guy would get lots of flak for this but Ellen gets away with all kinds of pushy rude behavior, she's on the Oprah train. It looks like John Mayer is very smitten with Katy. I hope she dumps him and writes a song about how he sucks in the sack. "Your Body is a Wasteland." hahahahahahahahahaha
I didn't think I could find that jug-eared dyke any more repellent that I already do - I was wrong. *vomit*
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
i never noticed her wonky eye before.
Boobs are determined by genetics and lifestyle. Some people work really hard on their figures and gravity will still take over in the end, she can't help that. She can help the awful hair and makeup though.
Haha. Thanks, GG. Marilyn Monroe had big tatas, and from what I've read she wore a bra 24/7, even while sleeping because she was so afraid they would sag. Sadly, she died before they got the chance to sag on her. :( Poor old Marilyn.
What is it with her boobs where one minute she looks like she has a pretty good size, and the next she looks flat as a pancake?
She is so gratingly obnoxious that nothing can redeem her for me at this point.
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Bossy, Perry has a famously zitty complexion. She was (and maybe still is) a spokeswhore for ProActiv but she wears so much foundation, there's no way to tell if it works.
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Toned tits mean NO TITS or yeah like CiJ said a bag o silicone.
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Toned tits?! LMFAO! Tits are made of fat, not muscle. Basic human anatomy here. The only way that big boobs can look toned is if they are made of silicone bags.
I got boobs, not all big breast are fighting the fat, Katy is she looks like she will balloon easily, she just has that look. I'm thin and lose weight easier than I gain but I don't really talk about much since its a hated thing, the most I weighted was 140 and I was eating like a pig, seriously 2 plate of rice and beans and chicken probably 2 cups of rice, just for dinner and then those microwave brownies topped with ice cream and fudge and whipped and nuts sometimes 2 of those, I looked prego. But I lost the weight easily only my boobs stayed big. So now I'm 32 DD since my frame is so small.
Wish I was a B though
Why in the world do people put THAT MUCH make up on? I don't think she has naturally blotchy skin or is tremendously hideous (though, what do I know?). So why so many layers of powders, shadows, etc.? Jeeees.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 10:54am.
KP looked great last night. LOVE that dress on her. And her chichis are definitely magnificent.
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As usual, we are in complete aggreeance.
I said it last night and I'll say it again: girl has gorgeous boobs and a rocking body.
Portia's all like, "Yeah, get a good look, because you'll be sucking on my mosquito nips later!"
I was actually very thankful her hair wasn't some idiotic color.
everything about katy perry screams FAKE to me. that dress is atrocious.
I have a strange desire to see an Ellen/Portia sex tape... I know.
Katy seems like a self-centered cunt but has a nice rack *shrugs*
and JM looks like a fucking Wonka/Mad Hatter reject... such a tool... of course, if it was socially acceptable I would ensconce myself in velvet.
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