Monday, February 11th 2013
Birthday Sluts
Taylor Lautner (21)
Burt Reynolds (77)
Q'orianka Kilcher (23)
Aubrey O'Day (29)
Natalie Dormer (31)
Kelly Rowland (32)
Matthew Lawrence (33)
Brandy (34)
Mike Shinoda (36)
D'Angelo (39)
Isaiah Mustafa (39)
Kelly Slater (41)
Damian Lewis (42)
Jennifer Aniston (44)
Sarah Palin (49)
Sheryl Crow (51)
Carey Lowell (52)
Catherine Hickland (57)
Tina Louise (79)
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Taylor has a great hot body, he is just super sexy. Do best and have fabulous career.
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Kelly Slater is as competitively successful in his sport as Michael Jordan and Tiger Woods were in theirs. You could rationally say that he's been the best in his sport for more years running than anyone else ever.
There was a time when I would have taken joy in tying up Matthew Lawrence and teaching him to beg....oh wait, that was just yesterday....Happy Birthday sexy man!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 11:45am.
"I think Taylor is HOT.
*hangs head in shame*"
I guess I'll join you, I like his lil pug nose and he seems like a sweet guy. I hope he's socking all that Twilight loot away, he could probably retire today and never want for cash!
Jennifer Aniston: never really had an opinion about her until I read that she's bff's with that Girls Gone Wild douchebag,so yeah fuck off, ja.
as for Burt Reynolds, thanks for the picture little_rascal (so many places on that body where I'd gladly apply my tounge)
Carey Lowell: my all-time fave Law & Order gal!
Tina Louise: sexy as hell in that clip. I too wish she would lighten up and embrace the Gilligan's Island phenomena, but either way, she gets a lifetime pass for being Ginger.
Happy Birthday, folks!
"The actresses were uniformly excellent, they had compelling storylines and I wanted to be fucked by almost every man on that show."
Sorry, Taylor, but the bitch is too good for you.
Happy birthday to the creator of my first erection, Tina Louise... fucking Ginger and those shiny lips and sexy eyes holy shit
And of course a very happy bday to Ms. Aniston and her slutty little mouth.
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
Is that a wolf or a husky? What a pretty dog or wolf?
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 11:50am.
sad to be upstaged by a dog,
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HB to the birthday sluts today!
Taylor sure has a purdy mouth! Very cute and everything the other leading actor in that Twi-mess wasn't.
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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sad to be upstaged by a dog, oh i'm sorry "wolf," on your birthday -- HB Not The Pattison. HB Kelly Rowland, Ginger!, Isaiah Mustafa, Damien Lewis, D'Angelo and Carey Lowell
*rolls eyes and spits in general direction of Alaska*
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Happy Birthday Aniston, Reynolds, Palin and Crow!
I think Taylor is HOT.
*hangs head in shame*
Some great birthdays today. HBD JenAnn, Burt Reynolds, BRandy, Kelly Rowland (you looked HOT yesterday) and my major girl crush Natalie Dormer (swooon).
ETA: D'Angelo - HBD. I heard you are back to being hot again.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
I'm not a Twihard, but that's a beautiful picture!
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HB kelly rowland. u so sexy
HB Burt Reynols, Jennifer Aniston and Tina Louis.
I kind of feel bad for Taylor. He seems like a nice enough kid but his career is never going anywhere.
HB to Natalie Dormer who was great as Anne Boleyn.
HB Damien Lewis, love Homeland.
This list makes me queef but happy birthday to Natalie Dormer, and the original Ginger, Tina Louise!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
so much for Anniston ever having her own band of brandalonnie kids.
beautiful dog, BTW.
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"Screw you, I'm Kevin Bacon!"
Wolfie looks like he's thinking, "Don't even touch me."
There's a lot of people born today that annoy the shit out of me. Palin, Blandistan, Lautner, Crow…
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
HB to Burt Reynolds and Jennifer Aniston!
MK, you should've posted Burt Reynolds in all his delicious naked hairy perfection:
http://www.adrants.com/images/burt_reynolds_directv.jpg
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Who is photobombing who in that photo???
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Tina Louise was on Dallas for the first couple of seasons and she was also in the original Stepford Wives movie.
Burt Reynolds - Playgirl!
Natalie Dormer - This woman is HOT. Anne of Boleyn, Queen Margery, and goddess boobs.
Kelly Rowland - Go out there and get it girl!
Damian Lewis - Fell in love with him in "Band of Brothers."
Sarah Palin - dear God.
Sheryl Crow - Tough and talented
Carey Lowell - So naturally beautiful, excellent as Jamie on "L&O" and married to Richard Gere.
<"Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 8:51am.
..the MOOOOvie star... HB Ginger Grant.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqp_Si4a10E">
As much as I love Ginger Grant, Mrs. Howell was the Diana Ross of the Honeybees. "You need me....YOU NEED-A MEEE!"
Jennifer Aniston...The Loons are going to be going extra batshit today with their "love" of all things Aniston.
Sarah Palin...She is sexy but Sweet Lord the woman is politically dumber than a box of nails.
Sheryl Crow...There is no doubt in my mind she knew. She was a nice breath of fresh air when she came on the scene, great pop tunes regardless of whether you like her or not...and I know a lot of people don't.
Burt Reynolds..the man ruled the BO in the 70s. I loved Smokey and the Bandit as a kid as well as Deliverance which was more of a Voight film but still Burt was cool.
Tina Louise....STILL too good to hang out with Gilligan?
Happy Bday Sluts
Would have been nice if we could have seen the photo of Burt on the bear rug. Now THAT would have been sexay. Instead of this terminal derp case.
Kelly Slater -HOT surfing champ. Damian Lewis - fine actor, a true thespian. Tell me another role Tina Louise played other than Ginger Grant? And yet all these decades, she snubbed Gilligan's Island and refused to participate in any reunion. Piss off, forever Ginger!
I'm one of the few around here who really like Taylor Swift, but DAMN GIRL, do you ever date a guy older than you are?
Talk about a fetish.
:( 21 is really young to have your career over already...
I feel bad saying that, but it seems pretty much true. This guy is like the little Tom Cruise Jr. that never was. But, at least he'll probably be making a reasonable sum of money off of that ridiculous Twilight series for the rest of his life.
..the MOOOOvie star... HB Ginger Grant.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqp_Si4a10E
sorry, but this squinty-eyed guy has about as much sex appeal as a slug. he's like Zellweger's baby brother from a creepier mother.
Poop-poop-eee-doo-Oooh!
HB Ginger Grant.
44? Put any pregnancy rumors to rest. Unless she goes pillow/surrogate route.
hb to burt, ginger, and daisy!
ahaa haaa haaa haaaa palin
-that girl got FIIII-RRRED! (as sung by alicia keys)
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*