And Here's RiRi In A Tub
If you just spent a few hours watching beige paint dry on a beige wall and need to bring yourself down from the excitement, watch the uncircumcised video (click here for the circumcised version) for RiRi and Mikky Ekko's single "Stay." It's just RiRi sitting in a tub, lying in a tub, sitting in a tub, lying in a tub and sitting in a tub some more. It's some "Calgon, put me to sleep" shit. We're supposed to think that RiRi is bringing the raw emotion, but the only thi ng I can think about is how many times she peed and farted in the water (they took the fart bubbles out in post-production). So if you really want to watch RiRi sit in a tub of water, watch the video above.
Or instead, you can tell that video to eff off and watch two genteel ladies bond outside of the W Hotel in Hollywood last night:
Usually, in battles between a blonde beauty and a dark-haired beauty, I'm all for the dark-haired beauty (see: Alexis in Dynasty, Brenda in 90210, Cristal in Showgirls, Bianca in Beverly Hills Teens, Catra in She-Ra, etc....), but for some reason I'm really into Sarah.