What In Calico Corners Hell?
The good news is that Adele didn't wear another black dress that made her look like an Italian widow from the 1960s. The bad news is that somebody's grandma is doing the slow wall slide while clutching her favorite rosary, because she can't take knowing that her favorite sofa in her "fancy" living room was murdered and butchered and its hide was thrown onto Adele's body. Adele showed up to the Grammys tonight wearing somebody's grandma's couch on her body. I feel like she should be covered in plastic and I bet she smells like Jean Naté and Ovaltine.
If you went to Calico Corners and sifted through the bin with all their clearance fabrics in it, I'd bet you'd find Adele's dressed in there. But I can't fully hate this look, because Adele saved it with that lip liner. When all else fails, save it with the lip liner.
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Ha ha yes "count" made me laugh too. Fucking autocorrect!
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:17am.
@CIJ
Marisa recently had a beautiful healthy baby boy and a healthy pregnancy :) http://www.allure.com/beauty-trends/blogs/daily-beauty-reporter/2012/11/...
She's always been healthy, always showing MUSCLE, far from anorexic :) her abs are awesome and achieved by exercise, not abstaining from nourishment.
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i give Adele a "pass" because it's HER FUCKING BODY :) she looks pretty fucking happy in it, and she can actually sing with real emotion. most music sounds dead - hers does not.
more of *that*, please, whatever the dress size.
the dress, however, i have to "fail". more than the print, it's the fact that she looks squeezed into it and it looks about as thick as upholstery fabric or drapery. take the same basic shape in a lighter fabric and I wouldn't complain.
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God don't like ugly.
Yeah would love to continue to argue with you Boredasfuck but it is late. We can resume this tomorrow. ;) Honestly no hard feelings. I do get what you are saying about Upton and why that bothers you. But I don't think people who comment on her shape are necessarily insecure counts either.
Night all!
Submitted by sushi on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:32am.
Anyone who did not share your opinion is a butthurt count with low self esteem.
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"butthurt count"<--Idk why that made me laugh
oh and uh...
Yes.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:31am.
I just thought that maybe you would like the definition since you clearly think status quo is interchangeable with standard.
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"Cultural Dictionary
status quo definition
"The existing order of things; present customs, practices, and power relations"
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"a particular condition of mind or feeling"
"the condition of a person or thing, as with respect to circumstances or attributes"
Delusion " 1. a mistaken or misleading opinion, idea, belief, etc"
I WOULD tie that all up in a pretty bow for you, and explain why I chose 'state' and 'delusion' for you in conjunction with status quo, however I'm sure you'll just throw out another definition that has nothing to do with anything other than you trying desperately to seem intelligent...I love it though...I love that I clearly get under your skin..I don't think you're a bitch at all, you're horrible at it.
This is what this "insult" is resorting too. The decade old insults didn't work now you're whipping out dictionary.com...fuck and I'm the one grasping.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
I am going to go Netflick (that's my verb for watching streamed videos on their service). Take it easy, everybody. Have a good night with some sweet & sexy dreams! Nighty night.
Anyone who did not share your opinion is a butthurt count with low self esteem.
I just thought that maybe you would like the definition since you clearly think status quo is interchangeable with standard.
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:27am.
sta·tus quo /ˈstātəs ˈkwō/
Noun: The existing state of affairs, esp. regarding social or political issues: "they have a vested interest in maintaining the status quo".
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Was that for me and CodeRed??? Or just for me because you're trying to out bitch me??? Awww
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by sushi on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:26am.
Boredasfuck you pulled out the insults way before anyone else did. Go back and look through your posts on page 1.
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Did I mentioned specific people or specific posts? Yea? No? No, I did not. If people are allowed to be assholes on one side of the coin, I'm not allowed to be on the other? Not to mention I'm pretty sure you weren't even originally in the equation, you just sort of dipped yourself in.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
sta·tus quo /ˈstātəs ˈkwō/
Noun: The existing state of affairs, esp. regarding social or political issues: "they have a vested interest in maintaining the status quo".
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Boredasfuck you pulled out the insults way before anyone else did. Go back and look through your posts on page 1.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:21am.
Bored: I luv ya sistah, but it might be time for you to go spend some time in the real world because you're getting to be like a pit bull with a piece of rawhide (and there are others here, too, poking and prodding back). I wouldn't tell you this if I didn't care, so don't be pissed, OK?
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It's midnight in the "real world."
I have a few chickenheads that I apparently touched a nerve with so much so that they are now making baseless claims on me, so I am gonna poke them with a stick because I like fuckin with stupid bitches. It's fun, especially when it's THIS easy.
*shrugs*
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by CodeRed on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:19am.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:05am.
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Yeah, I meant the people on here. That it may not be jealousy, just not up to their status quo.
btw, what happened? Why so volatile with others recently? You seemed to be calmer from the last time we chatted and could have a civilized, decent discussion. It's surprising from you.
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Everyone on the internet has a high status quo they set for others they themselves could not attain.
Also, I am civilized to those who deserve it. If I don't feel like you do....that's another story >:)
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Bored: I luv ya sistah, but it might be time for you to go spend some time in the real world because you're getting to be like a pit bull with a piece of rawhide (and there are others here, too, poking and prodding back). I wouldn't tell you this if I didn't care, so don't be pissed, OK?
I'm sorry that my metaphor comparing our conversation to the aftermath of a dog's accident flew right over your head, but that's really not my fault.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:05am.
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Yeah, I meant the people on here. That it may not be jealousy, just not up to their status quo.
btw, what happened? Why so volatile with others recently? You seemed to be calmer from the last time we chatted and could have a civilized, decent discussion. It's surprising from you.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Submitted by sushi on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:14am.
After lecturing for days now she resorts to calling someone "Corky." Slamming people by using the name of a television character who is mentally retarded.
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It's only okay when you and your posse of plucked ducks insult someone else's intelligence though, huh? Awwwww :(
In all likelihood referring to one of you idiots is probably an insult on Corky. I'm fairly sure even with an extra chromosome he is more intelligent than some of you catty bitches.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Green Tea Latte: Your inspiration is my anorexic with implants. I think Kate looks great in those photos you showed, and Marisa Miller looks like your typical VS giraffe with bolt-ons. Potato, Potahto. I guess everybody's got a different opinion of what looks good. Your opinion's as qualified as mine, even if it isn't the same.
After lecturing for days now she resorts to calling someone "Corky." Slamming people by using the name of a television character who is mentally retarded.
Submitted by sushi on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:04am.
Incomprehensible response to a question not asked is the new art of sarcasm.
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It only is if you're projecting your own illiterate faults on someone else. But please feel more validated because and equally dumb bitches are jumping on the "lets make false statements on a strangers intelligence."
It's also an art form when people falsely assume you feel a certain way, and then fucking with them about it...Which is what I'm doing right NAO. ;)
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:04am.
Sometimes when my dog shits on the carpet, I can respond by yelling at him and putting him in the crate. He cries and we communicate back and forth for several seconds. Doesn't mean he's literate.
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And I'm sure his turds are more intelligent than that dumbass scenario you tried to paint. That might have worked if this weren't over the internet,and you didn't try to use the most asinine shit possible in order to make a point, that only makes you look bad. Good job Corky.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Equally stupid twat. Classic.
Stoney I am so loving you.
Submitted by CodeRed on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 12:58am.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 12:18am.
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I think it's more of a question of being seen through a model casting agency's eyes
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She is being seen through a modeling casting agency's eyes, which is why she's gets on magazine covers...Unless you mean the ratchet bitches on here, who more than likely have no casting agency credentials whatsoever...
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Sometimes when my dog shits on the carpet, I can respond by yelling at him and putting him in the crate. He cries and we communicate back and forth for several seconds. Doesn't mean he's literate.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Incomprehensible response to a question not asked is the new art of sarcasm.
Submitted by snowball
I tell you what, I wasn't addressing you, I wasn't addressing anything that had anything to do with you. I was addressing the bitching back and forth about Upton.
Wanna call me a troll? I've got a pretty spot right between my ass cheeks just waiting for your lips. I've never trolled anyone. EVER.
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Submitted by sushi on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 12:59am.
Engaging with you is not proof of your literacy.
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No, it's proof of what an equally stupid twat you are for engaging an individual you feel is illiterate.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
I'm pretty sure Judy Garland passed out in plenty of clubs. There was just nobody there with an iphone to document it. And there was Marilyn Monroe was just waiting in the wings, popping pills, ready to bang your husband.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Engaging with you is not proof of your literacy.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 12:47am.
Is this real life? Do you have a reading comprehension problem? Serious question. In no way, shape, or form am I implying that you are Kate Upton...
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And you don't get the art of sarcasm.
*looks around*
"WTF? Is English your second language? Do you even know what the word ideology means?"
Why yes, yes I do.
Waits for all the hens to bash my intelligence to justify their clucking...*basks in the butthurt* LOOOOOOOOOOOVE IT
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 12:18am.
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I think it's more of a question of being seen through a model casting agency's eyes, than real hate. I'm not blind, I can see she has more fat, although in the wrong places. She doesn't fit into the mold. I don't think she ought to either. She looks great in a micro, it's not like there are bulges overlapping her string bikini.
she comes off as a much freer spirit than Adele in the ''I don't give a fuck'' department.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Submitted by Kiwi chicklet on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 12:49am.
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Snowtroll, I think it's more to the point that being Fat has never had anything to do with Adele's fame. She was fat as all when she became famous, and whether her weight goes up or down from now on is irrelevant, so it's not even something we need to focus on here. It's not like, "WTF, how did Adele get so fat all of a sudden?", so with her, it's more about focussing on the fact that she has a great voice, doesn't have her head up her own arse like so many other celebs, and actually deserves, and has earned her fame regardless of whether she dresses like a paisley couch or not. Or would you like to talk about her smoking instead?
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I tell you what, I wasn't addressing you, I wasn't addressing anything that had anything to do with you. I was addressing the bitching back and forth about Upton.
Wanna call me a troll? I've got a pretty spot right between my ass cheeks just waiting for your lips. I've never trolled anyone. EVER.
Submitted by tonicbitch on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 12:50am.
Bored maybe not a genuine celebrity but there are still some celebrities out there that are talented and aren't famewhores but you wont find them on this site. But yeah, as long as internet and social media exist there is no prestige or mystique that old Hollywood had. Can you imagine Clark Gable or Joan Crawford tweeting or pics of Judy Garland passed out in a club or Rita Haywoth sexting, good lord.
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THIS! I have to admit that I have a bit of an obsession with Old Hollywood. I think it's mostly because of the fashion though. Women knew how to dress sexy without looking slutty. A practice that seems lost on so-called ladies today.
Submitted by sushi on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 12:48am.
I don't think typos are what is causing us to think you are illiterate.
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And yet you constantly engage an illiterate person...Makes sense.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Love you too, GTL!!! And lol @ sushi.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by tonicbitch on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 12:49am.
Bored maybe not a genuine celebrity but there are still some celebrities out there that are talented and aren't famewhores but you wont find them on this site. But yeah, as long as internet and social media exist there is no prestige or mystique that old Hollywood had. Can you imagine Clark Gable or Joan Crawford tweeting or pics of Judy Garland passed out in a club or Titan Haywoth sexting, good lord.
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Unfortunately anyone who has talent these days, like you said will have a pretty hard time making it today, that for music as well. Not to sound like a hipster(because I can't stand them), but there are so many great musicians out there that will never get a chance to get even a taste of the fame that little cunt beiber has. And Old Hollywood had some nasty sluts back then, but back then a bitch knew how to do their dirty business,keep their mouth shut, and look glamorous on the red carpet.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by sushi on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 12:48am.
I don't think typos are what is causing us to think you are illiterate.
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LOL
LMAO! We can all go home now. t's like a giant asshole just exploded with random words strung together, forming a hot mess of nonsense.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I Lurves U Stoney! :)
CIJ funny you bring up LieHo since I was about to compare Upton's body shape to hers (big wide tits and rectangle/square midsection, but even LiLo had a better body at one point...)
Ugh look at her here: http://photos.imageevent.com/afap/wallpapers/stars/blacklabel/kateupton/...
And here: http://www.kateuptonweb.com/album/kate-upton-beach-bunny-bridal-swimwear...
NOT fat but NOT supermodel material...and yes there's plenty she can do about it. but I guess big funbags trump a decent torso...
@tonicbitch ITA RE: Mediocrity nowadays...Upton never would've made it on the SI cover in the 90's...or even 2000's (I still have a poster of Marisa's 08 cover as my inspiration to keep errythang tight :))
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Mr. Mercury ♥
Kate Meatcakes Upton is not fat. She's ...uh...healthy looking!
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Bored maybe not a genuine celebrity but there are still some celebrities out there that are talented and aren't famewhores but you wont find them on this site. But yeah, as long as internet and social media exist there is no prestige or mystique that old Hollywood had. Can you imagine Clark Gable or Joan Crawford tweeting or pics of Judy Garland passed out in a club or Rita Haywoth sexting, good lord.
Submitted by snowball
Uh, everyone is gorgeous and has a beautiful body type, no one is fat, everyone dresses well or has a sense of humor about it, wow, look at all of the talent these chicks have!
*sprinkles WTF dust all over the place*
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Snowtroll, I think it's more to the point that being Fat has never had anything to do with Adele's fame. She was fat as all when she became famous, and whether her weight goes up or down from now on is irrelevant, so it's not even something we need to focus on here. It's not like, "WTF, how did Adele get so fat all of a sudden?", so with her, it's more about focussing on the fact that she has a great voice, doesn't have her head up her own arse like so many other celebs, and actually deserves, and has earned her fame regardless of whether she dresses like a paisley couch or not. Or would you like to talk about her smoking instead?
I don't think typos are what is causing us to think you are illiterate.
Is this real life? Do you have a reading comprehension problem? Serious question. In no way, shape, or form am I implying that you are Kate Upton...
*looks around*
WTF? Is English your second language? Do you even know what the word ideology means?
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Submitted by Puppy Love on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 12:37am.
I'm sure you do.
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Hey, give me some credit for not pointing out that it's "mouths" and not "mouthes." We can work together here!
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I would if a typo was your way of grasping as straws.
And I actually find it funny that in your demented sense of entitlement you DEMAND that I furnish you with "PROOF."
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A demented false sense of entitled, because I don't buy a claim someone makes without any basis??? Sounds like you're the one with the false sense of entitlement, since you think your claims should believed without some form of documentation...once again...if you haven't noticed, this is the INTERNETZ...Also, say your claim is true...that's ONLY 1 forum..not highly a basis to use in order to form the general consensus on anything...
"LOL, get a grip. I don't give a fuck if you believe me or not. Your foaming-mouthed frenzies over Kate Upton are disturbing both in their fervor and their illiteracy."
So apparently....typos(because ya know, that never happens on here) mean I'm illiterate, in spite of you understanding enough of my writing to comment back to me BACK AND FORTH...to know I'm "foaming at the mouth" and have a "demented sense of entitlement",...yea because that makes sense...
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
ESE, Snowball, imagining your two avies saying that, LOL!
*slips on the sprinkles* >_<
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Good heavens, it's not over 'til the fat lady sings, is it? Who's fat here? Throw us a LAAA-LAAA-LAAA please!!!
Yes the mindfuck logic of commenting on the shape of swimsuit model.
For the record I am with Stoney. Fat? No. But soft yes.
I agree it is great to have a voluptuous model but I just think there are women with much better shapes than her that aren't skin and bones.