Slurping On Your Soooouuuuuuuuuul
I'll wait here as you lure your soul from the darkest corner of the room after it jumped out of your ass from seeing this picture of Madonna slurping on a martini glass full of the tears of Lady CaCa and the green balls of Guy Ritchie. Madge opened her Instagram account a while ago, but she officially christened it yesterday by posting this terrifying picture of her looking like Mr. Burns as an albino Bettie Page. THOSE DEMON EYES! If you're a dude, then your nutsack probably ripped itself off of your body and slammed itself against the screen, because her eyes could cut off a pair of iron testicles.
Madge didn't stop there either. She posted also posted this picture....
Oh, Madge, you old whore, you. I guess since Madge wasn't a 17-year-old slut during the whole MySpace era, she didn't get to post a picture of her chichis on the Internet. So she's making up for lost times by posting her sweaty tits on Instagram. Get it, Madge. Show Demi Moore how memaws gone wild really do it.
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She does look like the love child of Betty Page and Mr.Burns in that first pic!
There's some kind of weird vein popping out near her neck on the 2nd picture, she thought she was safe by keeping her granny hands out of shot, sorry madge everyone gets old.
Perfect comparison... Mr Burns! LOL
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I'm sorry, but her décolletage looks amazing for a woman over 50. It's not like you can nip/tuck that away. I guess there are lasers, etc. I never put sunscreen there...argh
:O on the top pic!!!!
But she's always had great bewbs even tho these are probably implants they still look good.
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Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 7:57am
madonna puts the the grammy in grammies.
via these bathroom pics we see several things
a) she's hiding from the grammies
b) she's hiding her hair
c) she's hiding her lips
d) what we see of her lips looks like a bad plumping job
oh yes, she's now curdled enough to do a remake of sextette.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
<"Madonna has the highest ratings of any halftime performance and got higher ratings than the game itself. ">
What?!! Madonna was the Patriots-New York Giants game, right? And we're to believe so many gays ran home from IKEA to catch her at halftime that the ratings rose? That sounds like shit written by her publicist. Or her. Plus it was reported this years Superbowl had the highest ratings in its history. And I hate Beyonce. So her audience was probably larger.
Actually it has been reported pretty widely that Madonna's half-time show edged out Beyonce's in the ratings and that Madge's half-time show did better than the Super Bowl in the ratings last year.
And Madonna is breaking your records still.
Dare we ask what is on her chin? Yeah, yeah, we know that it's sweat because she works out more than she breathes, but it also looks greasy. It reminds me of some kind of salve that you put on your face if you are sunburned, like what they slather on folks who have recently had plastic surgery.
Continue dying another day, Madonna, as the butt of yet another joke. You would do well to follow the entire career of Mae West, I mean "Myra Breckinridge" and after, and learn a thing or two about camping yourself a bit before it's done to you.
looks like heroin eyes
Old bag taking photos of her cleavage for all to see... she must be on Facebook! (That kind of shit is contagious.)
is there anyone who really belives these photos are impromptu?
i doubt that. we all know madge. it must have been completely planned with storyboards and a group of stylists, light technicians, a photographer and... well... obviously a photoshop magician as well.
i dont understand why she does this embarrassing shit. seriously im embarrassed for her. it's ridiculous. she doesn't need to do this shit. she just needs to sit back and be awesome, but she keeps doing dumb shit like this. please madonna, please. just sit back and be your awesome self. you dont need to be a weirdo bitch fame whore.
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Submitted by Vegetarian Bowhunter on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 11:42pm.
Did someone forget to tell Madonna she's been replaced?
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By who?
Madonna is the Guinness world record holder for the world's best selling female artist.
Madonna has the highest grossing world tour ever for a solo artist.
Madonna has the highest grossing world tour of 2012.
Madonna has a record 38 Top 10 singles on Billboard.(Elvis is in second place and The Beatles are in third place)
Madonna has the highest ratings of any halftime performance and got higher ratings than the game itself. Meanwhile Beyonce lost viewership from the game itself.
So....who are you claiming has replaced the queen?
Who has replaced her? STFU!
This is why I don't like cell phone cameras. Even Madonna has to bury her face in a stainless steel martini glass because that is the best pic her iPhone can take. Even Madonna, I'm sure if she could millions to buy an iPhone that had the souls or aborted fetuses to allow for no flash distortion she would, but we're all skrewed with those phones.
I'd totally let Madonna(THE QUEEN) eat my soul!
Seriously both pics are freaking me out a bit.
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Good luck, Lourdes, you're going to need it!
Vadge is past the expiration date for posting selfies.
Desperate and starved for attention, this one. Madge, you are done. We all know it. Cut it out.
She is turning into an old drunk. Her looks are fading and it is killing her.
I bet Lourdes hacked into Madonna's Instagram and posted these pics just to humiliate her.
She is starting to get that burn victim look that happens to women with too much work done.
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The second pic reads "Slutty Grandma Trying to Use a Webcam" to me...
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Submitted by Vegetarian Bowhunter on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 11:42pm.
Did someone forget to tell Madonna she's been replaced?
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Narcissists don't cope well with not being the center of attention.
Did someone forget to tell Madonna she's been replaced?
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 9:53pm.
NOOOOOOOOOOO that movie is so freaking creepy. I am not going to be able sleep now...
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How did I miss this post? That is all.
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I have a baaad feeling that the second one is of her getting 'taken' from behind by her flavor of the week. :(
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She needs to quit. I find it messed up how, despite her efforts with plastic surgery to keep from looking like a 50+ year old woman, she STILL looks like a 50+ year old woman. Never could understand why the media and her stans claim she looks so damn good for her age. She always looks like a tired, aging, prostitute to me. She needs to retire, along with several other 80's stars, like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone. Her last album, MDNA, sucked!
No matter what..I still love this fame-whore!
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Why am I looking at Madge's ropey arms and moist tits?
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"Mr. Burns as an albino Bettie Page....." HA HA HA HA!
you are ON FIRE, MK!
oooh Zorba you're right, that's what this resembles and I hate that scene*shudders* Someone needs to start a "rehab" or a "bootcamp" for aging celebrity narcissists and kick their giant egos into shape.
She is the same age as my mother. I cannot see, nor would anyone want to, her doing such a thing. Get a grip, Madge, seriously. You look daft and are fooling no one.
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She has been nipped/tucked to within an inch of her life. Remember how gnarled up and veiny her hands used to look?
As for the attention whore antics, it's not cute at 20. It's REALLY not cute at 50+. Jeez.
Oh shit, that second pic is like the bathtub scene from "The Shining." You know the one where Jack Nicholson is making out with what he thinks is a young woman, then she turns out to be an old crone. I'd find the link but I'm alone in the house right now and that movie creeps me out. And yeah, yeah, I sound like an ageist and all, but look at those weird, small yet sharp-looking teeth, the collagen lips, the way she's lurching towards the viewer...
*shudder*
I thought that was Courtney Love! And one thing is showing sweaty boobs, another is showing a closeup of your jizz mouth.
"THOSE DEMON EYES!" and saggy jowl armpit! - lol
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is Madonna trying to be hipster ugly now ?
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No, no, no; not My Donna. Look at the hands. Those are the hands of a living person. Obviously a stand-in.
Ack. Eye bleach required after seeing this.
When I listen to Madonna, I like her 80s early to mid 90s shit. Bitch was truly edgy, and her music was awesome. Yea she was a cunt, but her music was badass, and aside from maybe Janet Jackson, no other bitch could touch her at that point, but this? She lost her edge a long fucking time ago. She tries way too hard, and all the work she's had done has ruined the attractiveness she could have had at this point if she didn't fuck with her face and over do it with the working out.
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I've got to give credit where credit is due: all those years of wearing burkas at the beach to protect herself from the sun has paid off, she has the skin tone on her arms, chest & neck of a much younger woman.
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dumb old cunt. go away. BTW johnny depp looks like an asshole.
Anyone can look young if you only show a portion of your face. Mads...sit down and just stop.
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Looks like Sharon Needles in Ru's Illusions Lounge.