Open Grammys Post: Hosted By Justin Timberlake's Blowout
Usually I spend my Sunday nights on my balcony screaming, "GIVE ME PUFFY PEEN! GIVE ME PUFFY PEEN!" at the cars driving by. But tonight I'll be screaming, "GIVE ME PUFFY PUSS! GIVE ME PUFFY PUSS!," at the TV while watching a Golden Girls marathon. No, I'll be screaming it at the Grammys, but if there's a Golden Girls marathon on tonight let me know, because I'd rather watch that shit. So the Grammys are on tonight and I'm going try to watch the live stream, because Los Angeles is one of the lands of the past and it doesn't come on until 11pm EST here. I better see a lot of rebel nip slips and even more insubordinate camel toes tonight and I hope that none of them come from Taylor Swift.
Feel free to scream, 'GIVE ME PUFFY PUSS," in this open post hosted by a freshly blown Justin Timberlake looking like a third tier weeknight lounge singer at a 2 star hotel in Palm Desert.
Or just fuck the Grammys and watch the Honey Boo Boo Christmas special instead.
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They should show Taylor now, since she hates Carrie.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
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Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 9:56pm.
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Hey Wham, I likes the western swing too. Lemme know how they are, right now I have no sound.
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I'll sit down and give it a good listen at work, I have great sound in my office, lol no shit.
I'll give you Rodriguez guy a listen as well and let you know, what was his first name again?
Who is Hunter Hayes? His name keeps being mentioned.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
The garmmys start in 20 minutes here. FINALLY!!
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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Submitted by que cochina on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 10:12pm.
Bambam - def slight resemblance w/the silken-voiced Mr Holder. Hey, your film, Searching for Sugarman, just won a BAFTA. My brother was telling me how much he enjoyed that film too.
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C'mon, Fun? Really? Alabama Shakes sounded way better in that little clip.
@ que cochina, I been researching some old motown music since I heard that guy. I think some artists definitely were inspired (i.e. stole some) by his music back then.
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Submitted by veryoldbat on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 10:11pm.
What did they play?
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Lonely Boy.
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"If I can't be my own, i'd feel better dead"- Nutshell
Mayo, ITA, I like the Lumineers too. ;p
I think this show is more for promotion than about handing out actual awards to the most deserving musicians.
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Submitted by Mayo on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 10:18pm.
The Lumineers killed it! God, i love them
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They really did. That song is awesome--wish it were a bit longer. I need to check out the rest of their stuff; I admit that I don't know much about them.
Mayo I like The Lumineers too. I have their album! : ).
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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I am so confused with this thread. Things being stated haven't even happened on my tube yet. Kelly just won her award and now commercial.
Jack White...now THAT'S rock n roll! I love his approach to music, he just goes out and makes great music without having it over produced to rat shit, it's raw straight forward rock n roll the way it should be played, fuckin A!
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Submitted by bourgie on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 10:00pm.
Faith Hill is super thin. One of her dresses is at the country music hall of fame and it's shockingly tiny.
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What's going on with her teeth? She has braces on. The teeth look awful. I got so sad when I saw pics of her..
WTF? THE LUMINEERS DESERVED THAT AWARD!!!
Fuck the grammys.
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"If I can't be my own, i'd feel better dead"- Nutshell
So happy fun. won. "Some Nights" is a great album.
Katy Perry has an amazing body.
Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 9:56pm.
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Hey Wham, I likes the western swing too. Lemme know how they are, right now I have no sound.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRU8CjjE054
Damn, do not like this at all. Anybody notice Solange with her sis and bil?
Oh mah gawd, Katy Perry.
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The Lumineers killed it! God, i love them
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"If I can't be my own, i'd feel better dead"- Nutshell
Now THIS is music.
elmo533- I don't know her name, but she really should have her own album. Her voice is awesome and she oozes sex. Loved how she grabbed Jack's lapel.
Is the woman singing with Jack white someone? Or just a back up singer?
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
I can't believe all the airtime Swiftie is getting... For why?
I don't want to watch her sing the Lumineers.. Or anything.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
VOB- Lonely Boy
Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 10:07pm.
Damn the Grammys are boring. It's an AWARDS SHOW. Give out AWARDS. What are they averaging? One every half-hour?
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I like the live music.
TAYLOR SWIFT- STOP RUINING EVERY SINGLE SONG!!! YOU SUCK AT LIFE!!
Bambam - def slight resemblance w/the silken-voiced Mr Holder. Hey, your film, Searching for Sugarman, just won a BAFTA. My brother was telling me how much he enjoyed that film too.
What did they play?
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by veryoldbat on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 10:06pm.
Did the Black Keys go on already? Thanks
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Yes :( they were great!
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Doesn't coke make you clench your jaws? That guy is definitely on something. That would explain the weight loss.
VOB- yes, the Black Keys were a little bit ago. They were awesome. I'm sure it will be on you tube shortly.
Damn the Grammys are boring. It's an AWARDS SHOW. Give out AWARDS. What are they averaging? One every half-hour?
Did the Black Keys go on already? Thanks
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Fist Brown looks like his teeth are going to shatter his jaw is so clinched.
I wish people would quit with the "Give it up for..." and "Make some noise..." Just sing your fucking song and sit down.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
Team Carly got robbed. Adele's songs are boring (except "Rolling in the Deep"). Booorrrrr--oooorrr-orrrr-oooorrrinnnnnnnnnnnn g.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 9:36pm.
team domestic abuse is getting clobbered!
lol pound him into the ground, harder! harder!!
Adele looks like a dancing Christmas shrub.
Riri is too skinny. Stress from Fist I guessing.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
Submitted by louise_brooks on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 10:00pm.
WHY DO THEY KEEP SHOWING TAYLOR SWIFT??????
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Gross.
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Submitted by bourgie on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 10:00pm.
Faith Hill is super thin. One of her dresses is at the country music hall of fame and it's shockingly tiny.
I knew that Bruno Mars song sounded Sting-esque.
I like it. Sue me.
I love this song but what does it have to do with giving tribute to Bob Marley? This is total fuckery, aren't you supposed to sing some of Marley's stuff?
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Everyone looks very thin to me on this show especially Faith Hill who I saw earlier. I mean she was bone thin.
Can they please stop showing Taylor Swift in the audience. She's a bitter bitch and no amount of her dancing & singing with songs can unconvince me of that.
wtf .... sting looks like my grandfather.
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WHY DO THEY KEEP SHOWING TAYLOR SWIFT??????
Well, darlings, it's been a slice. I have two ten-hour days ahead of me so I must slip off to bed. Glad I could catch up with you all.
i do not know shit about any of this music or the "artists" including frank ocean but i hope he wins everything -just to burn that piece of shit brown and his punching bag.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
I don't know who The Time Jumpers are but that little clip is going to make me look them up.
Western Swing? Sounded cool.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 9:46pm.
Frank Ocean won?! Yay! I'm rooting for him to take the Best New Artist award and best new album too, why not? : )
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NOOOOO! The Lumineers deserve the best new artist award, they fucking rock and their album it's amazing!
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GG, I am so glad someone else has crazy kids like mine. You have to have pretty thick skin to live in this house-- the gauntlet gets thrown down on a hourly basis, and picked up even more quickly. These kids will sell each other out for a quarter. It's awesome.
Submitted by Mani6 on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 9:36pm.
I'm sorry but Carly Rae got robbed.
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ITA. I'm not too surprised that Adele won but I didn't like her live performance for "Set Fire To The Rain". I saw something on tv or a magazine that said something along the lines of "God bless Carly. She doesn't stand a chance against Adele".
And I really like Adele (not so much for her music though).
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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