Open Grammys Post: Hosted By Justin Timberlake's Blowout
Usually I spend my Sunday nights on my balcony screaming, "GIVE ME PUFFY PEEN! GIVE ME PUFFY PEEN!" at the cars driving by. But tonight I'll be screaming, "GIVE ME PUFFY PUSS! GIVE ME PUFFY PUSS!," at the TV while watching a Golden Girls marathon. No, I'll be screaming it at the Grammys, but if there's a Golden Girls marathon on tonight let me know, because I'd rather watch that shit. So the Grammys are on tonight and I'm going try to watch the live stream, because Los Angeles is one of the lands of the past and it doesn't come on until 11pm EST here. I better see a lot of rebel nip slips and even more insubordinate camel toes tonight and I hope that none of them come from Taylor Swift.
Feel free to scream, 'GIVE ME PUFFY PUSS," in this open post hosted by a freshly blown Justin Timberlake looking like a third tier weeknight lounge singer at a 2 star hotel in Palm Desert.
Or just fuck the Grammys and watch the Honey Boo Boo Christmas special instead.
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Bacon, superman socks for the grand crotch fruit? Hahaha You never know what's under those trousers. Wonder if he bought them himself? lol
That long sleep will help clear the mind Bac. Good you're getting in some visits in with all the other stuff too.
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WinterOwl I know the grammys go that route sometimes (although they really shouldn't, that's what People's Choice and Billboards awards are for) but I always prefer it when they vote for substance over popularity. Like the year people were so shocked and pissed when Esperanza Spalding beat Bieber. I would have been shocked and pissed if he had won. I have no idea why her song was so popular but I think her winning would be a bad call.
@Withy
Ooops. Wrong thread.
Looooooong. But it's been nice to see some that I haven't seen in a couple of decades.
Fun point of today-Mom and Dad's crazy Pastor came prepared for the great grand crotch fruits. He lifted up his trousers to his knees, and would you believe that he had Super Man knee highs on? Complete with a big "S" on each shin, and, get this...red capes on the calves. *shakes head and laughs*
Long day tomorrow, and after oh...I don't know...at least 12 hours of sleep, things might start to get back to normal!
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Tonic, because Carly's song was HUGE. I'm not really into songs winning simply because it was so popular, but since that's the way they seem to vote (I always read the Rollingstone magazine thing where guest artists give their opinions and they say the same things about popular songs, "you couldn't escape that song!" etc) it would just be expected for her to win song of the year. I thought Kelly Clarkson should have won the pop solo performance one that Adele won.
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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Baconslut, oh my that potty sounds hot, haha Thankfully, I've not yet seen the ad. :)
How is your visit going, other than busy building this Über-deluxe contraption? hahaha
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I'm so confused by people saying Carly Rae should have won anything. I think that song was shallow and grade-school as all hell and she's a one note wonder. Help me understand this.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 11:21pm.
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Bwahahahahahaha!!!!! You are sooooo dead!!! lmfao!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgQ-QrCFMjs
Why was it interrupted with closing commercials? :(
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Who'd a thunk it? Old school rappers closing the grammies. LL was the first winner of a rap grammy. Note to the academy, if ya gonna do it this is the way to do it, rap from where it was borned.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgQ-QrCFMjs
This LL performance SUCKS. Night.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
Liking this!
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heh heh. i almost forgot that black people rap too ...
no sleep till brooklyn .... sweet ending ...
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Submitted by tomahawk on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 10:54pm.
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LMFAO!
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Album of the year..really!? This has to be one of the worse Grammys IMO,
i didn't get that frank ocean performance. i was wondering if those weak vocals were part of his mystique/hook or was he threatened to "throw" his performance like how he forgot pressing charges on fist brown.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
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Get this guy off the stage, he's a small venue singer at best. OH MAH GAWD, he's whistling???!?!?!?!??!????
The only reason, only reason he's relevant is because he came out gay.">
No kidding. As Homer Simpson would say "That was more boring than church." I just wanted him to win versus Chris Brown for obvious reasons.
And Album of the Year: Who Gives a Damn as long as it's not that ridiculous "Fun".
Finally started watching!
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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MUMFORD AND SONS!!!!!!
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
Get this guy off the stage, he's a small venue singer at best. OH MAH GAWD, he's whistling???!?!?!?!??!????
The only reason, only reason he's relevant is because he came out gay.
I'm sorry, I love Adele, bitch is funny and real.
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Frank Ocean, was all over the place, flat notes falling in and out of key, he sounded like shit, the worse singing by far.
By the way John McEnro wants his headband back.
Is Frank Ocean singing about Forrest Gump? Is that what I'm hearing?
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
The woman with Jack White was Ruby Amanfu.
Submitted by bambam on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 10:56pm.
Notice how the old folks, the musicians know how to harmonize during their tribute?
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I was just going to say about that closing number, when you get real musicians playing and singing, you get real entertainment.
Submitted by bambam on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 10:46pm.
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Totally agree Bammer.
Submitted by bambam on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 10:54pm.
yeah, she subtly blew me away.
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In case you don't know this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY4xE9rAY8k
THIS is why that song will never die for me - these guys are great and they deserve an award as well ;)
where the fuck is robbie robertson?!!!!
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Notice how the old folks, the musicians know how to harmonize during their tribute? That chick from Alabama Shakes is killing it, gotta look them up.
Hahahaha! Mavis Staples effed up the ending, then she tidied it up. That's a pro right there people.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgQ-QrCFMjs
awwww ... .... .... donna! ..... robin! .... davy! .... dick! .... andy! .... marvin!(?) .... patty! .... donald/booker t & mgs! .... adam! .... levon! ... awwww
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I had to laugh at the title of this post!
Good night and sweet dreams, VOB!
Whamo, TayTay should have won best shorts and gams in an opening number, maybe face, lol. The rest was a mess. I wonder how they chose the acts? Was it those that need more sales or the ones that have the most potential?
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@ Whams, he just goes by Rodriguez.
Ladies, I'm sitting here thinking the same thing y'all are, the grammies just suck now. It used to be they got criticized for ignoring new/popular/non mainstream talent, that they were snobs.
Then it wasn't enough performances, too many obscure/industry awards. Now they've gone too far in the other direction, too many performances by non musicians and not enough music education.
Now it's just a copy of the AMA's, I almost want them to become snobs again.
Perfect example is this jazz interlude, this should never be excluded. I like Jack White but man, his performance is the only one that really stood out and that shouldn't be. You used to see four or five good ones, now, meh.
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so, prince isn't playing? loved his shit in the 80's.
oh no, not justine timberflakes again, gaycrest too ... something corny & boring is coming, i can tell ...
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VOB, so you did enjoy some of show then? I think Swifter set the pace from the beginning. And Fist. He did not have to be sitting up front, Sears & ratings indeed lol
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I'm always confused by the Grammys, but Record of the Year is like Best Picture I think. Seems it was always given in the past the last award. Then they sort of veered into giving Album of the Year last. Anyway, happy for Gotye but was expecting Fun (since that lame group won Song of the Year).
Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 10:34pm.
WOW, that was an upset. Gotye. I was sure the Grammys were going to completely lame out and give it to Fun. I mean, this is like Anne Hathaway losing.
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SO happy Gotye deservedly won--I just high-fived my dog, LOL. And what a classy acceptance speech. LOVE how the usually low-key Prince seemed happy, too: "Good--I love this song." High praise!!
Mayo: Thanks so much for the Lumineer playlist--that will definitely come in handy!
Submitted by elmo533 on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 10:34pm.
Goteye deserved that award. That song never died.
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elmo, so true--it never did die. Never gets old for me.
Submitted by elmo533 on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 10:26pm.
Who is Hunter Hayes? His name keeps being mentioned.
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Country apparently? I also finally learned who Dirks Bently is.
Night VOB:)
Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 10:34pm.
WOW, that was an upset. Gotye. I was sure the Grammys were going to completely lame out and give it to Fun. I mean, this is like Anne Hathaway losing.
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Which I hope happens.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
Big day tomorrow. Nite all
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
WOW, that was an upset. Gotye. I was sure the Grammys were going to completely lame out and give it to Fun. I mean, this is like Anne Hathaway losing.
Goteye deserved that award. That song never died.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 10:24pm.
I think this show is more for promotion than about handing out actual awards to the most deserving musicians.
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For sure Reason, it's about popularity and record sales more than actual musicianship IMO!
I mean Taylor Swift winning "country music" awards when on any given day I'll bet you could walk into any bar in Nashville and hear scores of real country singers that would blow the doors off her
Oh Prince...I heart you.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
OMG I LOVE what is going on with Carrie Underwoods dress. OMG I LOVE this. I had an idea to do this about 10 years ago. suding the dress as a projecting screen. LOVE it.
I always forget that Carrie was on Idol
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
Withy.. The Grammys were so excellent.. See old performances by a then new artist Jill Scott. This show has a Sears production value... And there was so much good music this year... And none it is being shown. ::: :/
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by elmo533 on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 10:26pm.
Young country singer. Best New Artist nominee..
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
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Submitted by Mayo on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 10:18pm.
The Lumineers killed it! God, i love them
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They really did. That song is awesome--wish it were a bit longer. I need to check out the rest of their stuff; I admit that I don't know much about them.
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You have to buy their album, it's perfection! All the songs are good but the ones i recommend you are:
Flowers in your hair
Big Parade
Stubborn Love
Slow it Down
Classy Girls
Dead Sea
I'm such a groupie, haha!
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