Sunday, February 10th 2013

Open Grammys Post: Hosted By Justin Timberlake's Blowout

Usually I spend my Sunday nights on my balcony screaming, "GIVE ME PUFFY PEEN! GIVE ME PUFFY PEEN!" at the cars driving by. But tonight I'll be screaming,  "GIVE ME PUFFY PUSS! GIVE ME PUFFY PUSS!," at the TV while watching a Golden Girls marathon. No, I'll be screaming it at the Grammys, but if there's a Golden Girls marathon on tonight let me know, because I'd rather watch that shit. So the Grammys are on tonight and I'm going try to watch the live stream, because Los Angeles is one of the lands of the past and it doesn't come on until 11pm EST here. I better see a lot of rebel nip slips and even more insubordinate camel toes tonight and I hope that none of them come from Taylor Swift.

Feel free to scream, 'GIVE ME PUFFY PUSS," in this open post hosted by a freshly blown Justin Timberlake looking like a third tier weeknight lounge singer at a 2 star hotel in Palm Desert.

Or just fuck the Grammys and watch the Honey Boo Boo Christmas special instead.

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Re: bambam

Timberlake was actually 23, not 21. He had already been dating Cameron Diaz for a few months by the time of the Superbowl. The Britney links were pretty much dead by than.

Janet's career couldn't have been in any better shape -- her last album sold 7 million in 2001, she had a successful tour in 2002, then stared working on her new album, was asked to perform at the superbowl and was in production to play Lena Horne in a biopic in 2003 -- yet people claim that it was some sort a desperate publicity stunt.

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Submitted by bambam on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 12:58pm.
@ pushy, ITA with you about JT...He double crossed her and got away with it. He is forever a bitch in my eyes for that alone.

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http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xxf9dt_rihanna-stay-feat-mikky-ekko-gra...

why didn't y'all tell me RIhanna killed it last night!?!? Geez, I know she's an idiot for being with CB and nobody likes her forehead (I looked just like that when I was little, so I can't say shit about it), but she really can sing....

ANYWAY (*so disappointed*);

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Submitted by chaka1 on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 7:32am.

That was a horrible and shameful night for black music. That disgraceful "Nigs in Paris" won multiple grammys and Mercy with its degrading lyrics won awards as well. Jay Z and Kanye are minstrels who have sold our culture to the highest bidder.
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Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:08pm.
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Ahh pushy, if only I could make the time. I'm too busy trying not to be broke in my old age or being on the D. lols

As for Elton, I believe that too. You see it from Stevie Wonder or Billy Joel also. Ray Charles used to be notorious for blasting a musician (drummers especially) for being off time or messing up on a note.

They know exactly how their music should sound, they've composed it already in their minds. Amazing.

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@BamBam, yup, i'm going to say it, I think he's a prick.
Was reading last night. Haven't used my Christmas tablet to actually type yet:) A bit nervous I'll screw up. Sure could have yakked though.
You know BamBam, you are not too old to take up an instrument. You have a wealth of music knowledge--it would be like 2nd nature to you.
re: Elton, when I watch him play the piano, I get that feel that his brain is going a mile a minute and he hears every single note played and sung. Almost like a modern day Mozart.

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@ pushy, ITA with you about JT, I don't remember too many comments in support of Janet regarding that incident. She was a grown woman known for taking risque photos but she never fully exposed herself. She knew there were boundaries. He was a 21 yr old kid onstage with a musical icon, still linked in the tabloids with Britney, who did a scandalous performance 2-3 months earlier with Madonna and Xtina. There was only one person there wanting to do something scandalous that night and it wasn't Janet. She was not that desperate but online it was like she this washed up slut and the network ran away and JT let her take all the blame. He double crossed her and got away with it. He is forever a bitch in my eyes for that alone.

Kelly Clarkson was good last nite I agree, I just thought the song deserved a softer interpretation than she delivered.

Funny what you said about Elton, I remember from about 11 to maybe 15 I used to hear music in my head all the time, used to think I was crazy or sumpthin. Too bad I never picked up an instrument. :)

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Dude already has a Target commercial! 0_o

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Enjoyed Jack White but he's a bit scary to look at.
Of course, I loved Elton John in both songs. I wonder if he has music in his head 24/7.
Kelly Clarkson was good IMO. At least she can sing.
Funny, two former A.Idol contestants won grammy's last night.
Oh, and having a girl crush on Nicole Kidman--I thought she looked stunning. Her and Keith looked happy. Fingers crossed for them.
Oh, and Justin T. cannot sing and is not a handsome man. Yet he still gets all this attention. and he's still a pussy for throwing Janet under the bus

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It is said that Montgomery Clift used to scream "DOES ANYONE WANT TO SUCK THE COCK OF AN ACADEMY AWARD WINNING ACTOR?" out of his NYC townhouse.

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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 12:56am.
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 12:10am.
ended up watching "Time Bandits" with the kid, but sorry i missed Alabama Shakes!
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Why does Jay-Z think that he is the first black American with talent and/or money to go to Paris? I agree with chaka1. All they needed to round out the night was a rousing, everyone sing-a-long to "It's Hard Out Here Bein' a Pimp," followed by the much-awaited reunion of Bitches with Attitude. (And I didn't even watch it; the "highlights" were enough for me.)

Bamboozled yet again... The changing same...

Hekki's picture

Holy crap, what the hell happened here last night?

chaka1's picture

That was a horrible and shameful night for black music. That disgraceful "Nigs in Paris" won multiple grammys and Mercy with its degrading lyrics won awards as well. Jay Z and Kanye are minstrels who have sold our culture to the highest bidder.

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I can't stand him and I suppose he expected the talk the next day to be all about him and not Adele's dress or JLo's leg. His song sucked (excessive hype usually makes the mediocre stick out) and people remember best the opening act or the closing one. I bet he whined like a bitch months ahead he should be cohosting the entire show or something.

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JT's only been back for a few hours & already he's overexposed. In addition to the 2 Grammy performances, he was in 3-4 different commercials. The album doesn't even drop until mid-March...ENOUGH ALREADY.

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I never get to watch tv and some Sparticus thing is on. The men look good but whenever I watch a period epic type ting I wonder why the women have lipstick and glorious hair.

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*breaking news*... ESE finds lost pillow, and a temazepam... all is right with the world.

... film at eleven.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWuSrc53QL4

see ya, all!

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ESE, oh I know about that. I just extended mine for 2 years! I'll be able to get a new one!

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:30am.

@Boredas, ya Fist is a mega douche and I didn't like the whistling performance so much either.
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When Frank came out with his whole, I loved a man, I'm bi, thing, my first reaction was "who?" and then "who cares?" but people were like gushing over how talented he was, so I checked out a few of his songs, and I really wasn't all that impressed. I think FistB is more talented in the music department, however, he keeps digging that hole bigger and deeper, it doesn't really matter at this point. If he wanted to show some genuine class he should have just stood up. But class and FistB don't belong in the same sentence...so

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Hi! If any of you sluts are awake. I just got a phone call from the Mr. (3 weeks since we've chatted) I'm giddy, my little ones are fast asleep and I opened a bottle of Pinot. Watched some Grammys. I didn't know that was a Bruno Mars song that I've heard on the radio and I liked. Very Police vibe- and then Sting came out. He gets better looking, I swear.

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TR, thanks for the article. I don't think Swifty has the chops either but to her kiddie fans she is like, the ultimate! Just like the LezBeaver, ick!

Have a good night!

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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:23am.
Hey ESE! How've you been. : )
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howdy doody, you ol featherplucker!!

meh, i'm being... each day is a gift... that should be returned, but i lost the reciept, and i really hate going to walmart to return things because i once tried to simply get store credit for this one... oh, you don't wanna know... it ended with me promising to myself that i will never glaze pudding onto a blank strip of adding machine tape as a bribe ever again!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kBIyRv_OMM

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I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

WinterOwl22's picture

The tribute to Levon Helms was great! Had to watch it twice. : )

I liked Frank Ocean's performance. His MTV one of "Thinkin' 'Bout You" was better though. I really like his album. : )

Adele is not one of the greatest singers on Earth. : /

I can't completely get into Mumford & Sons because I don't like Marcus' voice. It sounds like the dude from those Budweiser commercials on the radio. It's a generic rock voice. But I love the music and melodies. : (

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Wowl, let ESE know he has a lemonade and stinky pair of socks waiting in the other thread, haha He went to get some pretzles and didn't come back, the sneak. You wanna come bowling too? :)

@Boredas, ya Fist is a mega douche and I didn't like the whistling performance so much either.

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Hey ESE! How've you been. : )

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well, i guess it's that time, folks...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PVUit1-0Ck

oh yeah, this is what it's all about.

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I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

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Submitted by SGVpea on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 12:17am.
I can't believe they gave that shit stain Chris Brown a seat in the front row, right by the stairs to the stage.
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Maybe they were hoping he would run in to the stairs like he did to that wall in the alley with his car.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:06am.
Boredas, I remember he lost to his nemesis Ocean, lol. Someone posted a pic earlier where Fist didn't stand up for him and everyone but his friends was standing when Ocean got up. I was just reading that apparently Fist has already been dissing him to reporters. What a miserable person. He's bigger than Frank but still acts jerky.
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Wow,What a douche. Is he not in the reality that in general people are gonna feel sympathy to anyone BUT him? Even if he's not at fault? Aside from his delusional fangirls does FistB not realize he's more infamous that famous and his word means shit now? I'm not that big of a fan of Frank's, but from what I understand, he is more generally well liked that Fist is right now.

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Ita TR, hate that. I just wanna hear music I like, not disposable crap.

Good night to you. Sweet dreams. ;)

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Boredas, I remember he lost to his nemesis Ocean, lol. Someone posted a pic earlier where Fist didn't stand up for him and everyone but his friends was standing when Ocean got up. I was just reading that apparently Fist has already been dissing him to reporters. What a miserable person. He's bigger than Frank but still acts jerky.

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hey WR! how's it going, sweet thing?

nothing gets under the skin like music. but i do resent that musicians nowadays are willing to simply shill product. that was really the demise of hip hop - getting desperate people to promote gun violence, misogyny and substance abuse in exchange for a bigger slice.

very few can hold out.

i need to go to bed. hopefully tomorrow i will be ale to see some of the performances i missed.

you all have a good night.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:05am.
Wowl, did you hear the whistling performance yet? Bet you Fist squirmed through the entire set.
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He squirmed because his booty was getting moist. LMAO! Good to know his totaled car didn't stop him from attending the grammys. Did he win anything?

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Wowl, the Frank Ocean performance. At one point he started whistling, ha. Yeah, Jack White was very good.

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Within, which whistling performance? I'm watching Jack White? Is it after, I may have missed it.

Jack White's was has been my favorite performance so far! : D

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TR, Too true. Can't fault musicians for trying to make a buck. There's whoredom in all of entertainment. It's a question of putting eyeballs to ads - throughout the telecast as well as during the breaks - plain and simple. We just hope they put on a few acts we actually enjoy, is that too much to ask? Evening to you!

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Gawd, that show is tedious: bad music + big egos + inarticulate speakers.

Timberlake's shoes came right out of the 1910 Ward's Faggot Catalogue.
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Whamo, my son loves mythology and history, so he was quite into it. Wish I had remembered it when he was littler. The ending is a little dark, isn't it? I always wished Sean Connery had swooped him up in the fire truck and taken him home.

Might spend a little more time looking around for videos from the Shammys before going to bed, but you all are right - it's basically a sponsorship fest. And for the person who said "musicians are the worst whores" or something like that, believe me: if sculpture sold iPhones and Coca Cola, you'd see a lot of sculptors flashing their side boob and trouser snakes on the red carpet, too.

the medium is the massage, unfortunately for the state of music...

here's a great article on Taylor Swift, btw:
http://www.salon.com/2013/02/09/i_dared_criticize_taylor_swift/

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Wowl, did you hear the whistling performance yet? Bet you Fist squirmed through the entire set.

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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 12:10am.
ended up watching "Time Bandits" with the kid, but sorry i missed Alabama Shakes!
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 12:52am.

Let's hope not Wowl. As much I'd love to say we told you so.

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In light of Chris Brown losing out to Frank Ocean (anyone catch his reaction? Lol) Rihanna better be careful that she doesn't piss him off in the next several weeks cuz he might deliver another beat down. : P

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Bambam, that's the reason why I'm over The Foo Fighters. Hey have become "Grammy darlings" and ALWAYS perform. Come on, switch it up!

And YAY Kelly Clarkson won! And why the fuck was Florence and the Machine nominated? She is AWFUL.

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Bam I agree. I think it's tough for the Grammy people. They have to appease their audience and nominate people who will bring in ratings while trying to find someone with a modicum of talent in that mix that they can actually hand the statue to and not look like total asses.

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I hated that every time they showed Rihanna of course they had to cut to Chris Brown.
Overall the Grammys wasn't that bad...I think I'm just getting too old for this shit.

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I can't believe they gave that shit stain Chris Brown a seat in the front row, right by the stairs to the stage.

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Submitted by tonicbitch on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 12:08am.
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They need to go back to that period when they just started to appease the critics who complained how snobby they were. Looking back it turned out to be a good mix of popularity and substance.

Did anybody notice how all the song of the year nominees sounded similar? A total reflection of the blandness of the music industry today. Really sad but it really depends on how old you are.

ETA: And now Esperanza wins a grammy every time she puts an album out. They have no imagination, once someone is annointed they just keep winning awards for almost anything.

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Tonic, ITA. I guess it was Kelly's quote in which she said, "if you're up against Adele, you know you're going to lose". And she's right, but I wish the Grammy people wouldnt have such a boner for Adele. (again, I really like Adele, I wish she had her own reality show, she has a great personality!)

And I loved it when Esperanza won! I like it when people come out of left fiend and win. : )

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@Withy

He seemed the type that would. Not in a bad way. Said that he had a back-up pair back home. Mom told me he was a bit nutty, now I BEEEEEELIEVE!

Gotta drive by again. Need to be up in about 6 hours.

Everyhooker have a great rest of the night.

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Wowl, ita, this was probably Carly's best chance. She's not likely to have another one like this again.

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ended up watching "Time Bandits" with the kid, but sorry i missed Alabama Shakes!

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