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February 10, 2013 / Posted by:

It’s Chinese New Year today and the first day of the Year of the Snake, so let’s pay homage to one of my favorite literary snakes and my third favorite movie snake (next to Marky Mark’s rubber crotch snake in Boogie Nights and all the snakes in Snakes on a Plane) Nagaina from Rikki-Tikki-Tavi!

Snakes in movies and books are usually portrayed as ultra cunts with hearts made of pure evil whose only joy in life to destroy innocent humans. Nagaina in Rudyard Kipling’s Rikki-Tikki-Tavi is written like that too, but I’ve always seen her as being misunderstood. I mean, a British family moves into a bungalow on land ruled by Nagaina and her man Nag. Then the family adopts an extremely annoying mongoose named Rikki-Tikki-Tavi who screws up Nagina and Nag’s plan to get the humans off their turf so they can raise their cobra family in peace. Nag slithers into the human’s house to get at them, but that annoying ass bitch Rikki-Tikki-Tavi attacks him before the human father kills him. Since Nagaina is a ride or die bitch until the end, she tries to avenge her man’s death by killing the family. She fails and gets taken out by Rikki-Tikki-Tavi.

We’re supposed to hate Nagaina, but how can I hate a trick who is merely getting back at a family for killing her man? Cobras have two peens, so that family didn’t just yank one dick away from Nagaina, they yanked two away. Nagaina was just fighting for peens and you can’t hate her for that.

And here’s all 24 minutes of Rikki-Tikki-Tavi if you haven’t seen it. Rikki-Tikki-Tavi is the worst and he ruins everything!

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