Hot Slut Of The Day!
It's Chinese New Year today and the first day of the Year of the Snake, so let's pay homage to one of my favorite literary snakes and my third favorite movie snake (next to Marky Mark's rubber crotch snake in Boogie Nights and all the snakes in Snakes on a Plane) Nagaina from Rikki-Tikki-Tavi!
Snakes in movies and books are usually portrayed as ultra cunts with hearts made of pure evil whose only joy in life to destroy innocent humans. Nagaina in Rudyard Kipling's Rikki-Tikki-Tavi is written like that too, but I've always seen her as being misunderstood. I mean, a British family moves into a bungalow on land ruled by Nagaina and her man Nag. Then the family adopts an extremely annoying mongoose named Rikki-Tikki-Tavi who screws up Nagina and Nag's plan to get the humans off their turf so they can raise their cobra family in peace. Nag slithers into the human's house to get at them, but that annoying ass bitch Rikki-Tikki-Tavi attacks him before the human father kills him. Since Nagaina is a ride or die bitch until the end, she tries to avenge her man's death by killing the family. She fails and gets taken out by Rikki-Tikki-Tavi.
We're supposed to hate Nagaina, but how can I hate a trick who is merely getting back at a family for killing her man? Cobras have two peens, so that family didn't just yank one dick away from Nagaina, they yanked two away. Nagaina was just fighting for peens and you can't hate her for that.
And here's all 24 minutes of Rikki-Tikki-Tavi if you haven't seen it. Rikki-Tikki-Tavi is the worst and he ruins everything!
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I haven't seen this cartoon in 25 years...brings back a lot of memories. Damn imperialists on Indian soil!
I didn't know cobras had two dicks.
lol How like MK to know that.
I bet his slut ass would.
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I always had a soft spot in my heart for Nagaina, too. It was the snakes house first. Bitches.
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What was the deal with annoying singing birds in 80s cartoons? That crow in "Secret of NYMH" comes to mind.
Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 5:17pm.
WHO DOES THE VOICEOVERS FOR THIS ,SCARED ME TO DEATH AS A KID...
That's none other than Orson Welles!
And hopefully you sluts recognize the brilliant cartooning style of Mr. Chuck Jones - animator extraordinaire of The Grinch and countless Looney Tunes classics. (Also the creator of Michigan J. Frog, Pepe LePew, the Road Runner, Wile E. Coyote and Marvin the Martian!)
This movie used to make me cry so hard when I was little. Worse than Bambi and Dumbo did.
WHO DOES THE VOICEOVERS FOR THIS ,SCARED ME TO DEATH AS A KID Its not plastic surgery , its a medical condition!!O
I just started that video at a random spot and caught the line, "Every well brought up mongoose hopes to become a house mongoose" not that is some fucked up subtle racism right there.
And yes, I agree with everybody that Sir Hiss was fucking awesome.
I was born in the Year of the Snake, so I'm super stoked! Love this Hot Slut.
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
Count me along with the Sir Hiss lovers. Now that queen snake was a hot slut to end all hot sluts.
they even have a picture of a peen on the back of their, um, hood....
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God don't like ugly.
Shit I forgot about lent...Going to give my husband the annual scare - I tell him I am going to give up sex for our lord and saviour Jesus Christ. He usually fall out of his chair with a horrified look. ;D
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 2:57pm
Girl, it was all I could do to pull it together and not leave everything in here, lol. They came in through the hole where the dryer vent goes out. Never liked doing laundry, and now I'm super cautious.when I go down there.
The first question I asked the previous owner was were there snakes around.he said he hadn't seen any since he cleared the back. That was the first time since we've been here that I'd seen any. The neighbors said because there was no snow the previous winter was why we'd seen so many. A lot of folks around here had an abundance of snakes and other critters. Country living, I guess.
Submitted by misslainey on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 2:16pm.
Last summer, we had 4snakes get inside the house. How much for a pair of mongeese?
so, have you closed on the new house yet and when's your move date?
#wouldhavemovedafter2ndsnake lol
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Foxxy, hahaha. I've been trying to cut back on the Gandy comments as in giving him up for Lent. NOT NOT NOT haha
Hell, I'd almost forgotten this show. I totally saw it when I was little.
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Submitted by Bigbendy on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 2:41pm.
DListed hos, you are forgetting the main part of this post; Cobras have two peens!!!! WTF. How awesome is that! What to do,what to do? Hahaha I need a Cobra David Gandy in my life.
lmao, i was stunned that you managed to go so long last night without mentioning Gandy. i see we're making up for it this morning with double-peened Gandy. nice. ;-P
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
DListed hos, you are forgetting the main part of this post; Cobras have two peens!!!! WTF. How awesome is that! What to do,what to do? Hahaha I need a Cobra David Gandy in my life.
Thanks MK. Childhood memories abound!
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 2:18pm.
Girl, did you get those bulbs in the ground yet?
*avoids GG's direct gaze* today, GG. today. going to be in yard all day today [lying, i'll be watching The Walking Dead marathon too], weather is beautiful [sorry east coasters]. leaving soon for OSH to get my Dr. Iron! ;-P
re: the bulbs -- dude at nursery told me to put them in fridge for a week, that's reason for delay. i have abt 80 bulbs, potatoes and leafy green starter plants to get into dirt today plus soil prep work. /deep sigh
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Kaa!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1ILPl5FQaM
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Girl, did you get those bulbs in the ground yet?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Last summer, we had 4snakes get inside the house. How much for a pair of mongeese?
Man, MK, how do you get in the dark recesses of my mind? Have not thought about Rikki-Tikki-Tavi in years!
I was born in the year of the snake. Yay me!
I just googled video of a mongoose killing a cobra. Just wow. Mongooses should be HSL every days.
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" Do you see a mongoose in the house to save your skinny ass? "
oh. shit. ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
OT/ that Dr. Iron stuff is very HTF, geez! ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I LOVED this film as a kid! I used to immitate Riki Tiki Tavi when I was little. Yes, I am a dork.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Rikki-Tiki- Tavi was my go to bed and stay in bed book. Scared a few minis into staying put. No dangling toes. " Do you see a mongoose in the house to save your skinny ass? " Because I'm sweet and gentle like that. Happy New Year!
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Team Riki Tiki Tavi 4 ever! this bitch here scared the shit out of me, boooooooooooooooo Nagaina
PSL is right. Kaa was a nasty mo' fo'. Hiss, meh
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I loved this movie as a kid, but the cobras always scared the crap out of me!
jerseygirl, I love that movie!! "Hiss! Hiss! You're never around when I need you!!!" lmao
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Oh, when you were a young boy, did you have a puppy, that always followed you around?
Well, I'm gonna be as faithful as that puppy
No, I'll never let you down
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 1:10pm.
Kaa from "The Jungle Book", and Hiss from "Robin Hood" are better cartoon snakes!!!!
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Sir Hiss! Now I want to watch Robin Hood. I love that movie. It's basically recycled Disney characters but it's so cute.
Oh, man, I loved this cartoon when I was a kid, but I never thought about the story from Nagaina's point of view. Michael K, you should write a short story taking this classic tale and turning it inside out, then send it to the New Yorker.
Thank god my chinese zodiac sign is snake - so '13 can't be that bad, can it?
OMG, I loved Rikki-Tikki-Tavi!!!!! Thanks, MK!
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I first saw this cartoon when I was a kid and it scared the hell out of me. For days afterwards I refused to dangle me feet off the bed for fear that one of the snakes was going to get me.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
Kaa from "The Jungle Book", and Hiss from "Robin Hood" are better cartoon snakes!!!!
Happy New Year!
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Oh, when you were a young boy, did you have a puppy, that always followed you around?
Well, I'm gonna be as faithful as that puppy
No, I'll never let you down