Friday, February 8th 2013
Would You Hit It?
In case you don't know who this is, I'll give you five possible answers:
a) Samantha Ronson in 20 years
b) The sixth place winner in a Billy Idol look-alike contest at a bar in Manchester
c) A Hot Topic assistant manager dressed in Guy Fieri cosplay
d) A volunteer model from Billie Joe Armstrong's School of Beauty
e) Ethan Hawke
Any of those answers work, but the real answer is Ethan Hawke. Ethan Hawke worked a bleached mop and Urban Decay eyeliner while posing with his cast mates and the playwright at the opening night of the play Clive in NYC last night. Yes, I'd hit it. And I'd hit it extra hard if you told me that Ethan's carpet matches his bleached drapes. I am all for blond pubes with black roots.
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Talk about fighting the hot. It's like if Anne Burrell had a meth-addicted kid:
http://tinyurl.com/bhot5rq
Thought it was Kevin Bacon...
I see Ethan Hawke beat out the other 3 contenders for the Sugar Ray biopic.
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Don't judge me
I feel a compulsion to rub Bag Balm all over his face. MOISTURIZE THAT SHIT.
I never thought he was hot, even in Gattacca were he was a GQMF.
Okay?? Even when he was "hot", he just reminded me of a wet sewer rat.
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
Hell yeah! hit it hard and go back for seconds.
Oh dear
He was handsome a few years ago:
http://web.poptower.com/ethan-hawke.htm
I actually like his writing. The Hottest State was a good novel (I haven't seen the film).
He's more talented than wannabe James Franco anyhow!
people call him EATIN COCK
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Submitted by decorative item on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 3:51pm.
I would absolutely hit that. In fact, I'd hit that with a Rebel Yell!
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OK, that made me snort!
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"Marriage is what you do when you decide one cock is good enough to let the owner annoy you for the rest of your life." - TrashyWilma
He hasn't aged a day and by that I mean he looked fifty-five twenty years ago.
I would absolutely hit that. In fact, I'd hit that with a Rebel Yell!
Whoa. Remember how hot he used to be? Kid is looking ROUGH.
Is that on purpose?
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What in the cradle of love hell happened ??? Not even with someone else's puffy, tyvm.
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 3:28pm.
Wait. In all seriousness, is this for a role?
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I sure fucking hope so.
This bleach blond bitch (or bond beach blitch) has never looked hotter, LOL Usually he's a bit of a sad sap. Would hit it and quit it immediately... with a paper bag. ;p
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Submitted by ElleDriver on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 3:13pm.
Uma Thurman is thanking her lucky stars for kicking this herp derp to the curb
Unfortunately, I think HE ended their marriage with his constant cheating, for which his plaintive excuse was "now that she's (Uma) had children, she's no longer sexually attractive to me."
DOUCHEBAG. I remember that at the time her brothers were ready to go and wail on his ass, but she stopped them, because he's the father of two of her kids (not that he thinks he had a hand in that and her subsequent "loss of attractiveness," oh no) and she's the bigger person. Personally I would have found "a guy" through my friends who "know a guy" and shut him up forever.
Actually, Hawke is worse than Billy Crudup, and I thought he was the King of the Douches.
Not in my drunkest drunky-faced state. The eye-liner alone would make me stagger the other way.
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"Marriage is what you do when you decide one cock is good enough to let the owner annoy you for the rest of your life." - TrashyWilma
You can see all of his poor life choices on his hitting-the-wall-at-90-mph face. Whoever said faces of meth candidate,ITA.
LOL VOB!
everybody's " looks like " are killing me! Ben Stiller, Jeff Conway, Mark McGrath, Samantha Ronson.....
Wait. In all seriousness, is this for a role?
One of the reasons I've stopped watching New Girl is that it now seems to be recreating my most loathed film of the '90s, Reality Bites. At the time I couldn't understand why a smart girl would choose a douchey unwashed horde of a man with no money (Hawke at his most smug and smarmy) over a cute guy with a good job. Oh yeah - the douche was a misunderstood "artiste." This scenario is playing out all over again on NG. Bleh.
But I digress. It gives me great joy to see Hawke looking like a poor man's Mark McGrath, only with worse hair and lots of wrinkles. But it's obvious he still thinks he's all that. Asshole.
I was absolutely positive this was Mark McGrath after 5 years of meth.
Submitted by DeathStarJones on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 2:56pm.
Is he a member of Depeche Mode now?
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My 1984 self is side-eyeing you!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Seriously thought he was Perry Farrell for a second.
Submitted by veryoldbat on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 3:04pm.
The mid -life crisis is strong in this one. Yes, I'd hit it and hit it it again with the prerequisite mid- life red sports car.
LMAO! That was an ending twist there.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 2:41pm.
This is the midlife crisis starring you in the face.
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MS!! welcome back!
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Wow. He is certainly the poster child for "Rode hard and put up wet."
Would. Not. Hit.
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Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. ~ Emo Phillips
Is he in stage makeup or is there a sequel to Velvet Goldmine in the works?
"The actresses were uniformly excellent, they had compelling storylines and I wanted to be fucked by almost every man on that show."
I'm guffaw-ing at all these options, HAHA! I vote for option C.
And fuck no, I would not.
He was super-adorable in "Voyagers," tho. Such an under-appreciated flick IMO.
Thought it was Mark McGrath. Brush yore teefs and still, Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Would. not. hit. Ethan Yellow Teefs.
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Why don't you dance with me? I'm not no limburger.
Uma Thurman is thanking her lucky stars for kicking this herp derp to the curb
The other day Simon LeBon was probably 20-25 years older and better looking. Cute is cute and sickly is sickly.
http://www.thecitrusreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/phil-spector-h...
for some reason Phil came to mind
Submitted by veryoldbat on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 3:04pm.
The mid -life crisis is strong in this one. Yes, I'd hit it and hit it it again with the prerequisite mid- life red sports car.
LOL! I posted the other day in the wrong thread, tried to correct and lost it somewhere. Now--I can't even remember what I was going to say:(
Hope you are having a good day.
This guy is too skinny and really don't like the hair.
He's never done it for me- he has gross smoker's teeth.
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Oh, when you were a young boy, did you have a puppy, that always followed you around?
Well, I'm gonna be as faithful as that puppy
No, I'll never let you down
I think he's a good actor and kind of respect that he 's letting himself age.
Sarah Smile
The ugly is strong with this one.
Dude looks like Jeff Connaway on Celebrity Rehab.
"That's what you said a week ago in Guadalajara." - Honey West
The mid -life crisis is strong in this one. Yes, I'd hit it and hit it it again with the prerequisite mid- life red sports car.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
This man cheated on Uma Thurman. Shit, I remember his shtick in the early/mid 90s was being the quiet, awkward, artistic type. Now he looks like a complete asshole who's undoubtedly blown millions on cocaine.
is this a faces of meth addition?
girl on the right looks like gene wilder/willy wonka.
how does anyone tell the difference between ethan hawke and mark mcgrath?
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Is he "in character?" He has to be, right?
I love Gattaca.
Hell to the NO!
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09
As I was scrolling down I though maybe Keef Richards died his hair. (typo stays)
"...sometimes sucking on the same dick gets real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin
"Guy Fieri cosplay"
LOLOLOL
only with my snowshovel upside his fug face !
""DuFresnes party of two. DuFresnes party of two. Bush party of three.
Yeah but , what happened to the DuFresnes ?!?!?!?!?!?!? "
- Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005.
Is he a member of Depeche Mode now?