In case you don’t know who this is, I’ll give you five possible answers:
a) Samantha Ronson in 20 years
b) The sixth place winner in a Billy Idol look-alike contest at a bar in Manchester
c) A Hot Topic assistant manager dressed in Guy Fieri cosplay
d) A volunteer model from Billie Joe Armstrong’s School of Beauty
e) Ethan Hawke
Any of those answers work, but the real answer is Ethan Hawke. Ethan Hawke worked a bleached mop and Urban Decay eyeliner while posing with his cast mates and the playwright at the opening night of the play Clive in NYC last night. Yes, I’d hit it. And I’d hit it extra hard if you told me that Ethan’s carpet matches his bleached drapes. I am all for blond pubes with black roots.