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We can all ascend now that we've seen beauty and glamour in its finest, rawest and most potent form. I hope you have a paper bag handy, because it's only a matter of seconds before your b-hole starts hyperventilating. That is a natural reaction to the sight of elegance incarnate.
It only took two packs of Lee Press On Nails, five Sharpies, four handfuls of stick-on rhinestones, three jars of Vaseline, one bottle of Wite Out, a gallon of oil-based red paint, a whole lot of black shoe polish and the finest rhinestone pieces from QVC, but the most gorgeous creature in Europe Harald Glööckler managed to top himself. And yes, I'm pretty sure that's the only time in the history of forever that the words "Harald Glööckler managed to top" have been typed, read or spoken.
Last night in Austria, Mira Sorvino, her husband, Gina Lollobrigida and dozens of others at the Vienna Opera Ball lost their breaths and suffered from severe glamour inhalation when Harald Glööckler rode in on a horse-drawn carriage like the royal empress he is.
Let's all bow down to the unicorn skunk chola who is as precious as a wet kiss from a rainbow and as dazzling as a Liberace butt queef. Actually, I don't think Harald glued those rhinestones to his beautiful face. He's just having an acne breakout. Yes, even his acne breakouts are works of art.
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WR, no she's out there with 3 or 4 grand chilluns! She wont come down. We called and asked her to come down with her brood but she wont. She said "why would he want to come after my ass?". My aunt is a tough old bird. I look just like her.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
GG, so she's out there on her own with some nutcase running around? She doesn't want to go "stay" with family until they catch him?
@VOB, how you doing? Did I hear you say no jokes today? OK, I DON'T LIKE HARALD'S GLITTERFACE. No joke.
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Thank you for your kind words Gladys. I appreciate it.
Doggie... You just got chrome.. Thwapppp! How's the storm where you are? Do you have all your supplies. My family lost power already... I can't imagine a storm with no heat!
PNow is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Aww Hotmami. Sorry to hear this past week was terrible for you. :(
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Flynn, that is just plain dumpy girl projecting.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
VOB, we havent heard anything new about the psycho out in Big Bear. My aunt is fine...she has huge dogs so they would alert her if anyone or anything were creeping near but many friends have been calling and asking my husband (ex military with some funky training) if that guy can survive out there...uh yeah.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Flynn on Fri, 02/08/2013 -6:51pm.
I started watching the show "girls" and the one hard thing I find to swallow is how these good looking guys keep falling so hard for the main character. Put aside the fact that she's not much to look at, but she doesn't have that great of a personality to enhance her downfalls. Don't get me wrong I understand the concept, my guy is way better looking than me, but we have been friends for years and have a lot in common and we make each other laugh. So I understand the not equal when it comes to looks in a relationship, but her character is whiny and selfish, yet still manages to get above looking guys. If they were more average or she showed a beautiful character I would understand. My thought of the day.
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Doesn't she write and/or direct the show? I know what you mean about her, but as a fellow ugly woman I can't help but think if that's how she gets laid, more power to her, I'd probably do the same thing if I could.
Hotmami, just keep in touch with your boy and communicate with him, that's all a mom can do in this situation. Just dont lose touch with him. Even if you cant touch him everyday you can call or even send olde fashioned letters/notes. What ever it takes to let him know that he's in your heart.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I just installed Google Chrome. Beats the snot out of Firefox. LOVES IT!
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Hello Very Old Bat:
Every night I have been reading the OP just to find out how you are doing. I know that I am not alone in my concern. There must be many people that don't post but are sending good wishes to you.
I hope that your visit to the surgeon brought you some answers today.
Thanks, everybody...I do have something to look forward to (husband number 2 :) ), and I think that will make this whole process easier.
Changing the subject, I'm watching The Burning Plain, the first movie I saw Jennifer Lawrence in. Charlize is in it,too.
Now I just need to raid the fridge. (And open that bottle of wine.)
I hope that those of you in the blizzard stay safe...I'll be thinking about you guys.
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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 9:29pm.
I used to think Mira Sorvino was so pretty, until I seen her in a starts without make up gallery.
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I did too. I thought she was gorgeous when she first burst onto the scene. She hit a wall early too.
From what you've said about your husband ... He won't keep your son away from you. We went through a long divorce too... It's strange but you are always family.. After the anger .. There is still love. You've just moved on. If you don't grieve, you cant move on. Wishing you strength in what is a very difficult time. You are a good Mom.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
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Sends hugs to Hotmami!
vob, yes, I'm active duty Army. I have a deployment coming up.
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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
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Miss Jane.. Please!!! You are in it too. I'm glad you're safe.
GG.. You are a ray of sewing light my little dahlia... Don't ever be quiet...
So Cal had its own Cop drama today? Is your Aunt OK?
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
GG, thank you. It's really just a formality at this point...we have moved on from each other. I feel like such a fucking failure right now. I am so afraid of what my son will think of me when he is old enough to understand everything...I do know that his father loves him more than anything, and that helps.
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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 9:12pm.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 6:29pm.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 5:53pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 6:10pm.
i'll bet it winds up either that (he holes up and puts himself out w/a bullet) or that he attacks one more time, going down in a hail of bullets.
no way he gets out alive. he probably doesn't want to stay alive and the la police sure as hell want him dead, shut up and shut down.
i just can't get over how the cops shot up multiple innocent people in 2 separate incidents and how the media treats that like no big deal while all this ridiculous attention is paid to/focused on the cooper poodle getting a package. whoopdy ding dong.
-and if ego and corruption weren't at the very heart of all this then the la police would have no problem holding a press conference saying they were wrong (like the dude asks for in his manifesto for it all to stop) -if not just to lure the dude out.
but no. they won't and that's most likely because they are actually guilty of what this dude accuses them of.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
@Hotmami- sending good thoughts your way. Keep your head up!
Submitted by Hotmami on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 10:22pm.
<3 I am so sorry Hotmami. I can't imagine your pain.
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Mami..
I'm really sorry to hear that. Are you on active duty now? What branch?
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
I need to shut the fuck up...I was whining to my husband earlier because it was 49 degrees here.
I am an ass.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Oh Hotmami, I am so sorry. I cant even imagine what you are feeling. I send you my good thoughts and pray for your strength.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by veryoldbat on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 10:20pm.
That stinks :( Okay I won't complain anymore.
I read that a lot of the people who were shit by Sandy are going through this storm with no heat - AWFUL.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
This shit is straight up fug! This tranny needs to sit down.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
vob, I hope your family is alright.
I started divorce papers this week...I'm waiting for them to get drawn up so I can file. My ex and I have been separated for four years. I guess it's all starting to hit me now. We made the decision that our son is going to stay with him. I'm in the military, and our son has lived with him for the past few years...I want to keep his life as stable as possible, but my heart is hurting.
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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life
They lost power:/
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
I'm so bored. 10:30 Friday night. Damn blizzard.
Ugh.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Hey HotMami..
Not so much with the funny tonight. Watching this storm and worried about my family in Boston. Did you have a long week?
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
I need a laugh, guys.
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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life
KIKI.. Do you have Netflix? You have to watch House of Cards. Incredible. Just finished it. Now I have to wait a year for season 2.
Good Evening all... Any storm updates?
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Evening whores. Watching the OG 'Thomas Crown Affair'. This movie is SO much better than the remake. My hometown Boston, Steve McQueen and Faye Dunway's FABULOUS wardrobe. Plus the always delightful Yaphet Kotto. I love this movie.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Night, you crazy kids. I think I'm going to get up early & treat myself to a mani/pedi and quick shopping trip tomorrow.
Johnnysgirl, there are some real asswipe bosses out there. Might make them think twice if you let them know you were documenting each instance...
@UBF, I know the customer is always right blah blah blah but I would have loved to have seen his face when you said that, lol
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I used to think Mira Sorvino was so pretty, until I seen her in a starts without make up gallery.
I hope everyone is staying safe and warm during the storm! We are supposed to get up to a foot here over the weekend, but that's nothing for MN.
What the... what... ?!
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 6:29pm.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 5:53pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 6:10pm.
yeah, he sounds like he's telling the truth and being shut out and shut down for it.
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I think they'll find this dude in a hole up in the hills dead from putting a bullet through his own head.
I feel better knowing how uncomfortable it must be to wear a sparkling acne break-out. His date lady is almost invisible in spite of the hot pink princess gown and mime make-up.
JTROS, I empathize. My boss is the most irritating person - her "personality" consists of about 5 mannerisms she cycles through. She's an anal-retentive nag, and uses words I loathe like "kudos" and "niggling." While I was going through my bulging disc->sciatica->neuropathy shit (in physical therapy now) she implied that I was having too many doctors appointments, acted like I was purposefully inconveniencing her, and more than once mentioned how SHE was in pain just looking at ME in pain. I am becoming increasingly aggro there. I gotta be careful or I might blow a gasket, eeep!
Stay strong, hor.
His lips are so fucking weird! Like they'd blow-up if you touched them.... BLAM!!!!
Is that spray-on hair on his beard too? RGH.....
He does deserve a punch to the froat. Assface.
Submitted by JTROS on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 7:56pm.
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Jeebis! Those lips are frightening. I'm skeered!!! >hold me<
I had my first customer complaint to management about me today for calling a customer cheap ( he was eavesdropping in on me and my bosses convo. Oh well, fuck that cheap bastard. Happy Friday whores!
JTROS, sounds like they're trying make you leave. You can claim UI benefits if they let you go, right? What they're doing is not right. I'd say talk to a lawyer but that costs $$$. Agree with MJT, it's not something you need to go through now. Concentrate on your health first.
@Betseyfan2, stay safely inside! ;)
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@WR
He knows everything re: my health condition. No HR dept. as it is just me, him & an assistant. I'm actively looking for a new position, possibly something where I can do good and help people. There has to be something out there that I don't hate!
Toronto is shut. down. Road-wise anyway.
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"Marriage is what you do when you decide one cock is good enough to let the owner annoy you for the rest of your life." - TrashyWilma
Our old-timey neighbour is snowblowing the street! lol
To hell with those town workers, eh, Bob!
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"Marriage is what you do when you decide one cock is good enough to let the owner annoy you for the rest of your life." - TrashyWilma
Submitted by JTROS on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 7:36pm.
I'm so sorry :( That sucks. If you have an HR you need to talk to them. Your health is more important please take care of yourself.
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Jtros, did you formally inform that bag of nasty boss about your recent health situation? Did HR get a copy? Your own business might be just the ticket, in the meantime, don't let him run you off. Sounds like harassment imo.
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