Open Post: Hosted By The Phantom Of The Fabulous
We can all ascend now that we've seen beauty and glamour in its finest, rawest and most potent form. I hope you have a paper bag handy, because it's only a matter of seconds before your b-hole starts hyperventilating. That is a natural reaction to the sight of elegance incarnate.
It only took two packs of Lee Press On Nails, five Sharpies, four handfuls of stick-on rhinestones, three jars of Vaseline, one bottle of Wite Out, a gallon of oil-based red paint, a whole lot of black shoe polish and the finest rhinestone pieces from QVC, but the most gorgeous creature in Europe Harald Glööckler managed to top himself. And yes, I'm pretty sure that's the only time in the history of forever that the words "Harald Glööckler managed to top" have been typed, read or spoken.
Last night in Austria, Mira Sorvino, her husband, Gina Lollobrigida and dozens of others at the Vienna Opera Ball lost their breaths and suffered from severe glamour inhalation when Harald Glööckler rode in on a horse-drawn carriage like the royal empress he is.
Let's all bow down to the unicorn skunk chola who is as precious as a wet kiss from a rainbow and as dazzling as a Liberace butt queef. Actually, I don't think Harald glued those rhinestones to his beautiful face. He's just having an acne breakout. Yes, even his acne breakouts are works of art.
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Nite VOB!
WR, I hope not!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
This guy should hook up with the muscular hot slut in heels and that horse ponytail, I forget his name...I think he was pushing some wigger lookin dude in a wheelchair while said dude was holding guns. Someone help me out.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
GG, did VOB think Harald was the new bf candidate?
Night night VOB. Did you find any jellybeans?
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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OK..I'm benched.. Going to lurk till I fall asleep...
Hugs..
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
VOB, the foolio above.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
It kinda looks like something we might do to Ben Affleck at the d while he was sleeping...
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Who is Harald?
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Doses all with magical fairy dust .. No pain.. Giggles... Just the good stuff!!!! Cheers to future good sex... Hehehe. TBD
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Harald is skeeving me out something awful...
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
VOB, got any hot jellybeans?
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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ESE, Don't forget your pants! Night and happy sandwichin'. :P
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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*opens gob for meds*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Time for pain meds and lemonade... Can I get anyone anything?
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Nite ESE.. Keeping trike overnight.. For brick runs and snow removal... ;)
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
You do know he's still in love with you?
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Nite ESE!!!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
off to mind my important duties(heehee... doody!) of making a ham sandwich, folks.
if she's lucky, the lil kitty might get some ham... only if she behaves through the whole sandwich making process... she has a tendency to pout, and that will not be rewarded!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M0PIBXkaGs
catch you all later!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Well next visit to so cal... Maybe we can have lunch.. :::he sounds great.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
VOB, Mira here and gorgeous Marisa Tomei both have boy toys. Don't worry, they'll all be tastefully cleared before they're submitted for your approval.
@GG, good selling job. Dude sounds nice, errr... spicy.
Night Hotmami!
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Nite Hotmami...and take care of yourself.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Ok, he was my bf a thousand years ago and back hten he lookes like the statue David...ok. Now 30 year later he's put on a few pounds but still hands some and very nice....and WELL ENDOWED! But he was a virgin when I had him so...I am guessing he's improved since then.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Hugs Hotmami..xoxo
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 12:01am.
Cat fight in isle 10....
Yeah, sorry. I think I'm done for tonight...goodnight, everybody.
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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life
Seriously GG.. When we get through this.. Ima gonna celebrate and pelvic thrust like its 1995..grins:::::
Is he cute...???? He's most likely to young for me ya know.... I need a man who knows what he's: doing..;). I'm hard to handle lol
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Pelvic thrust and sticky purple, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Oh we will find you something at Gloryplace VOB. GG is very resourceful and I like to explore all the options... lol
ETA: Hard as a brick.
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Now you're talking VOB! *runs to get snacks*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 11:53pm.
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What's this about clean livin'? You're our inspiration of upright outstanding high citizen. Don't be #disapoint
That awesome song has been ruined forever by Tarantino, even though the cop was HELLA hot but ღ to see all's right with the place if you do the sockslide in undies through the thread.
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Withy.. I'll take the brick.. Sticky purple.. Then I won't care.. Lol...
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
I have a friend who would probably like to give you the pelvic thrust VOB...if you dont mind an old bf of mine!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
VOB, did you say you're in need of some (brick) laying? I'm looking up a good layer site for you, right now, I am. ha :)
@GG, will you help me get VOB's brick laid?
Night night PHM!
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Cat fight in isle 10....
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Nite PHM.. Sweet dreams... Be good to your barn babies
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Nite PHM. Sweet dreams....and keep warm.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 11:46pm.
clean livin' keeps me away from you degenerates!... HA!!
it's just, the shakes are unbearable, they cause me to stop in to you all for a fix... damnit, i just can't quit you all!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DohRa9lsx0Q
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Well I am off to bed everyone. Have a nice night!
GG I would totally redo the bottom half.. But I loved the way it moved. Saw your BFs Goddess. Gown.. Didn't see it on the runway,, your BF can sew... :)
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
ESE, would that explain why I just had to link to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRdo7WXTVoM Holy Mary coincidence?
Now if it was not you who was hauled off, then how come you been away so long? Too much toking happiness...
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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VOB, I thought it was ok. I liked the champagne one with the black leather trim more. Corset dresses are too 90's.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by veryoldbat on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 11:38pm.
wait, WAIT!!... oh, nevermind... i already checked that one's lights... you're good.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
ESE. I though you were going to tel, us to stay off the roads...::: steals trike....
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 11:01pm.
I loooove Google Chrome! I was still using internet explorer until I bought a new laptop lol, super upgrade!
Hotmami That was a tough decision, but if you know that is whats best for him then you did the right thing.
sushi- That she did. She was hot for a minute though.
GG.. I just think I need to get laid...:::sigh...
What did you think of the project runway dress... I would love to wear something like that. That gown danced down the runway..
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
...we interrupt your regularly scheduled dlisted programming for this important public service announcement...
folks, motor vehicle safety is a must in these trying times. now, i'm sure that you agree that we, as a whole community, must keep our roads safe. this is why i'm personally here to ask, plead, and beg you all to check the functionability of each and every brake light that is on your prefered choice of transit.
brake light illumination is no joke, folks. it is a needed signal to let those around you understand your intentions on the streets. it is a calming gesture to your fellow humans to know that they aren't going to plow into the back of your car when you feel the need to yield. and most importantly, if you do not keep up with regular brake light maintenance, you are opening up your friends, and loved ones to the dangers, and heartache of spending a thousand dollars to get your dumb ass out of jail for giving the cops a reason to pull you over when you have reefer in your damn car!!
this week, when you are cruising the streets, remember... "give a hoot, check your brake lights before driving with a bag of weed"
**PSA not valid to anyone holding Rxs, or live in a state that doesn't herd people into jails for having a plant in their car.**
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtRwa2mlH0k
oh, on another note... my wallet has found the ultimate slim down diet... have friends that get arrested.
this concludes this dlisted public service announcement... thank you for your time.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Morgan McMichael's should be pissed - this ho stole his eyebrowns!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
((((HotMami)))
Keep us in line VOB. Otw, foolishness will take over.
... one last thing, I can't with those digging nails, immaculate though they are.
@GG, ahahahahaha *trying to keep a serious face for vob*
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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WR, he's probably holed up in a vacation cabin up there. Hopefully my husband is right and he took himself out before the cops can get near to him.
*shakes* creepy ass shit.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
VOB, you need a laugh? *drops trou*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
GG, maybe he'll be looking for food. That'd be scary if he opened someone's house and tried to steal something! At least she's not completely alone. And the big dogs will make a stink if anyone gets close.
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Withy.. Kind of a serious day. I'm not feeling the funny.. But you made me smile for the first time all day. :)))
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR