Kim Kartrashian Hired A Stylist To Dress Her Pregnant Body
Instead of paying Kanye West in taint licks to make her look like lukewarm shit, Kim Kardashian is paying a stylist in cash to make her look like lukewarm shit. Nicola Formichetti, the creative director of Mugler, told Page Six that he's dressing Kim's Thanksgiving gourd body and he loves it:
“Already she has a different body type than models. I think it’s sexy when the girls have the big ass and the voluminous body. It’s much sexier than skinny girls who are in tight clothes.”
And here's the Kim showing off Nicola's work while leaving her house the other day. It's nice to see that Kim is still the epitome of grace, demureness and sophistication even with her next Life & Style cover growing in her womb.
Never mind the fact that Kim's pants are eating her hooves or the fact that her sheer top is seven types of NO, what is going on with that heffa's face? I guess swelling from pregnancy and massive amounts of Botox don't mix well together. I just want to sit on a park bench and throw pieces of bread at her face, because bitch looks like a duck more than usual. Bitch looks like Magica De Spell and I should slap myself for typing that, because that's offensive to cartoon duck villainesses.
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Submitted by ibnsmother on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 2:22pm.
She would look ok if they fixed the length of her pants. I'm 5'2 and have have all of my dress pants tailored.
I hear ya - I'm 5 ft and all my petite length pants have to be hemmed.
it could get worse -- this is his fall/winter line. if he plans to modify this type stuff for her body, it's going to be a rough couple of months for all of us ...
http://www.mugler.com/us/en/#/8-shows/1192-mugler_womenswear_collection_...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
That stylist needs to be fired immediately. She looks like someone who lost weight and still wears their old clothes that are too big. And when I first read "Nicola" I thought 'girl' and then saw 'he'? WTF.
Never seen a woman just widen stretch limo out their body like this being pregnant.
This is fucking karma cause she aint never goin get back to where she was before and just be a stumpy legged fat assed bitch. She is going to be huge.
She is finished.
OMG. *That* is the work of a stylist? Ill fitting, tacky as fuck.
And her face looks fucking weird. The lips look ginormous and strange.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 2:09pm.
Menswear is on trend for Fall/Winter. That being said that outfit is atrocious.
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She would look ok if they fixed the length of her pants. I'm 5'2 and have have all of my dress pants tailored.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 2:09pm.
What's with all the menswear-inspired stuff she's been wearing lately?
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Assuming Kanye is the one dressing her - I think you can answer your own question.
" I just want to sit on a park bench and throw pieces of bread at her"
Count me in!
May I also throw a fortune cookie at her with "Fire your stylist" in it?
Ps: "Pregnant?! My ass!"
what in all of the fucks has she done to her face? aye-yi-yi. turrbull, just turrbull.
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See, this is what bothers me about her clothes. She's pretty, and always seems to have some good ideas in there, but then she crosses the line and looks a mess. There is no way she needs to look this bad.
Hem your goddamn trousers. Even a non see through top would be fine - her arms aren't that bad.
She probably wants to prove she's really pregnant so she can avoid fake baby bump rumors. She can't afford any bad publicity, like her baby daddy's friend's wife has been getting about possibly faking a pregnancy...
Those pants must not come in a 42"x30".
"I think it’s sexy when the girls have the big ass and the voluminous body. It’s much sexier than skinny girls who are in tight clothes."
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Oh, fuck off. I actually think KK is beautiful. But there has to be a way to praise her body without bashing thinner women.
Bitch please. You get better clothes at Rainbow than what this trick is wearing.
See through blouse? Untailored pants? All black? An emo hobo dresses better than this bitch.
This dumb twit hired a stylist who doesn't even know how to do a basic hemming of her pants, and that outfit wants to be put on Janet Jacksons body from the 90s, it looks a hell of a lot better on her, dumb bitch.
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Holy crapola she is WIIIIIIDDDDEEEEEE
Even Fred Mertz wouldn't wear those pants. I used to love that Nick commercial "his pants are eating him!" because as he got fatter his pants got higher. Almost to his nip line.
Dem lips.
My mom ate a piece of melon the other day, her face did this too.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Looks like Kim has eaten her way through her Hostess Twinkie stash and has moved on to bacon. That's fat weight not baby weight. And, as a short woman myself, that's what my pants look like BEFORE I bring them to the tailor.
Lardassian probably thinks that pants dragging on the ground makes her tree-trunk legs look longer. FAIL!
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
What's with all the menswear-inspired stuff she's been wearing lately?
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin: "she needs a fucking tailor too. Her stumpy legs are too short for those long pants. and imma throw you a "Bitch. NO." on the spare tire peek-a-boo top."
LOL.
Well, he's got his work cut out for him.
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that's a one piece, not a top and pants. wtf stylist puts a peeing pregnant woman in a tight, does not look like it's stretch knit jumpsuit?! and what dumb ass peeing pregnant woman would wear that for anything other than a mag photo shoot?!
idiot surrounded by idiots.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
And facials by Jocelyn Wildenstein.
Bitch needs to get a refund. Pregnant or not, that tacky ass shirt is wrong for her body type.
Change is coming through my Shadow
Lovely how the blouse doenst close at the bottom...Klassy!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Is Big Ang pregnant???
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Tripping-falling-possibly hurting the baby is of no concern to this slag, I see.
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That outfit is hideous. And, what's wrong with her face? She does look like a duck.
she needs a fucking tailor too. Her stumpy legs are too short for those long pants. and imma throw you a "Bitch. NO." on the spare tire peek-a-boo top.
seriously, heffa's gonna trip on those pant legs.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Who'd she hire? Stevie Wonder?
Maybe the stylist thought she was taller?
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She is huge for being only a few months pregnant and this being her first child. And wearing black . She is going to be a blimp by April .
Judging by that pic, the stylist hasn't started work yet.
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