Kim Kartrashian Hired A Stylist To Dress Her Pregnant Body

February 8, 2013 / Posted by:

Instead of paying Kanye West in taint licks to make her look like lukewarm shit, Kim Kardashian is paying a stylist in cash to make her look like lukewarm shit. Nicola Formichetti, the creative director of Mugler, told Page Six that he’s dressing Kim’s Thanksgiving gourd body and he loves it:

“Already she has a different body type than models. I think it’s sexy when the girls have the big ass and the voluminous body. It’s much sexier than skinny girls who are in tight clothes.”

And here’s the Kim showing off Nicola’s work while leaving her house the other day. It’s nice to see that Kim is still the epitome of grace, demureness and sophistication even with her next Life & Style cover growing in her womb.

Never mind the fact that Kim’s pants are eating her hooves or the fact that her sheer top is seven types of NO, what is going on with that heffa’s face? I guess swelling from pregnancy and massive amounts of Botox don’t mix well together. I just want to sit on a park bench and throw pieces of bread at her face, because bitch looks like a duck more than usual. Bitch looks like Magica De Spell and I should slap myself for typing that, because that’s offensive to cartoon duck villainesses.

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