Eddie And LeAnn Make Fun Of Brandi On Instagram, Because It’s Not Like They Have Anything Else To Do

And it’s not like I have anything else to do but write about all these dumb bitches, which might make me the dumbest bitch of them all. Developing…

Eddie Cibrian somehow found time between spending LeAnn Rimes’ money and trolling Ashley Madison for side tricks to open up a public Instagram account. Eddie said he only used Instagram to share pictures with his friends and family members. But after “no-lifers and losers” somehow found Eddie Cibrian’s Instagram page by typing, “Eddie Cibrian Instagram page,” and started leaving messages of hate, he closed it forever. A couple of weeks before Eddie shut down his Instagram page, he Instagrammed this picture and added the note: “Drinking and instragramming whatttttttttt my new book title.” Get it?! But LeAnn went on her Twitter yesterday to say that they weren’t making fun of Brandi, because that picture is from two years ago so obviously Brandi is the one who stole from them!

@AsianPosh1 @allabouttrh @eddiecibrian since he didn’t tweet that and that was over two years ago….it’s the other way around

These bitches are all obsessed with each other and I’m starting to think they’re in on it together. If LeAnn wasn’t publicly flaring her nostrils at Brandi Glanville, nobody would be talking about Brandi Glanville. If Brandi Glanville wasn’t publicly aiming her shank at LeAnn and Eddie, nobody would really be talking about LeAnn and Eddie. I bet that when they’re not stage fighting for relevancy, they’re all three-way spooning together in LeAnn’s stall. I see all of them!

And a special fuck you to Eddie Cibrian for using delicious booze in his stunts. What did booze ever do to him? How can I enjoy a shot of Patron now that the image of LeAnn making squint-ified sex eyes is burned into my brain. I did not need to see her “rimming” face.

Here’s LeAnn wearing leftover gift trimmings from Christmas at a Grammy event last night in L.A.