Eddie And LeAnn Make Fun Of Brandi On Instagram, Because It's Not Like They Have Anything Else To Do
And it's not like I have anything else to do but write about all these dumb bitches, which might make me the dumbest bitch of them all. Developing...
Eddie Cibrian somehow found time between spending LeAnn Rimes' money and trolling Ashley Madison for side tricks to open up a public Instagram account. Eddie said he only used Instagram to share pictures with his friends and family members. But after "no-lifers and losers" somehow found Eddie Cibrian's Instagram page by typing, "Eddie Cibrian Instagram page," and started leaving messages of hate, he closed it forever. A couple of weeks before Eddie shut down his Instagram page, he Instagrammed this picture and added the note: "Drinking and instragramming whatttttttttt my new book title." Get it?! But LeAnn went on her Twitter yesterday to say that they weren't making fun of Brandi, because that picture is from two years ago so obviously Brandi is the one who stole from them!
@AsianPosh1 @allabouttrh @eddiecibrian since he didn't tweet that and that was over two years ago....it's the other way around
These bitches are all obsessed with each other and I'm starting to think they're in on it together. If LeAnn wasn't publicly flaring her nostrils at Brandi Glanville, nobody would be talking about Brandi Glanville. If Brandi Glanville wasn't publicly aiming her shank at LeAnn and Eddie, nobody would really be talking about LeAnn and Eddie. I bet that when they're not stage fighting for relevancy, they're all three-way spooning together in LeAnn's stall. I see all of them!
And a special fuck you to Eddie Cibrian for using delicious booze in his stunts. What did booze ever do to him? How can I enjoy a shot of Patron now that the image of LeAnn making squint-ified sex eyes is burned into my brain. I did not need to see her "rimming" face.
Here's LeAnn wearing leftover gift trimmings from Christmas at a Grammy event last night in L.A.
• 
Damn Falcor UGLY!!!
All three of them need to board a rocket and take a one way trip to Jupiter.
36 Chambers (The Wu)
Chickenlishus
"And a special fuck you..." LMAO The entire paragraph is stunning!
LeAnn looks like a donkey and her dress is just as ugly as her face.
мяѕ. ∂υρяιєѕт
you can try to resist, but you cant hide from my kiss, dont chu know that you..cant fight the moonlight nooo..you cant fight, its gonna get to your heart!
FFFAAATTTY MCFFAATTYY-PANTIES!!
Thunder only happens when it's rainin
Players only love you when they're playin
I'm not sure what is the least FUG: the dress, the shoes, or the face. Collectively they are one huge BARF.
Submitted by Persistent Cat on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 7:39pm.
@Whamo, I'm in Ottawa.
__________________________________
Right on, I'm outside of TO
Why is Leanne at a Grammy party? She hasn't been a singer in over a decade.
She is so crass.
@Whamo, I'm in Ottawa.
These.three.dull.tricks.need.to.go.suck.on.some.good.dick!
One more thing... tweeting each other... LAMO!
•-•-•-•-•-•
"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
░░░░♬♣☺♪◘☼♥♫•ღ♩♦≈❀♠♡░░░░
Angelfish will be performing on Feb 18th at the Florida State Fair in Tampa. (Don't judge, I'm a local and have been bombarded with ads)
Here is the info...
“LeAnn Rimes”
Acoustic Guitar Performance
Limited Intimate Table Seating
V.I.P. Table $140 ($35 per ticket)
Table Seats 4 and is sold only by the Table
Call 813-627-4360 to reserve your table now!
Premium Seating $30 and Reserved Seating $25 Available Online
Entertainment Hall at 7:30PM
ETA: No I will NOT be attending, I would rather be honey coated and staked to an anthill!
Sad, crazy Leann. This reptile Eddie is really starting to piss me off! It's like he is fucking a handicapped girl cause she has lots of money.
I don't get it, she's fuh-huuuh-gleeeeee lawdy lawdy.
And can we talk about the eybrows?
At least my BFF Richie would tell me when I was drawing them in too thick and severe...in his own way:
"Why so angry, Joan Crawford"
I started drawing them thinner and lighter. Wish I never plucked the shit outta them in the first place.
Maybe it's stage makeup so people waaaay in the back can see? I dunno.
HAVE A NICE WEEKEND D-LISTAS!
*whips condom wrapper out of bathrobe pocket* --"WE need to talk..." Richie during the out of control summer of 2005
She ugly! She ugly! My mama say she ugly! (Courtesy of Wildcats, circa 1980's)
*********************
"That's what you said a week ago in Guadalajara." - Honey West
I never noticed before how oddly-shaped his face is.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 12:27pm.
@whamo, it might be investments. The only thing I remember about Leann is when she was a kid singer, Elton John sort of took her under his wing.
____________________________________________
Investments would make sense Pushy, EJ is no fool in that dept that's for sure. Perhaps he set her up so she pulls in X amount for years?
@ Lisbet...good article, that definitely makes sense.
@ Persistent Cat....I don't know if I've asked you this in the past or I just don't remember but what part of the country do you live in?
The only nice thing I can say about LeAnn is she doesn't look as scary skinny as she did before she went to rehab. But it's really pathetic that they're all making asses of themselves like this.
----Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering. Winnie the Pooh---
I have seen kids in high school handle being cheated on and dumped better than these three losers.
I don't care enough to unconfuse myself about their Twitter and Instagram war. But I like reading s*** Michael K writes no matter who it's about, just for the laughs.
Every picture of Eddie during his Brandi days is smoking hot and every LeAnn picture he looks like a bigger douche than Asston Kutcher.
^^^^This
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09
You could dress that girl in the finest couture, pay the best makeup artist to do her face, and she would still look like she belongs on the tailgate of a pickup in a trailer park. With a cigarette hanging off her lip yelling at the neighbor to keep their dogs from going through her garbage at night.
Leann got some nasty legs.
I'll never understand this couple, both cheaters, one ugly, one cute but his looks are aging fast, why are they in the headlines?
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
Come on. That's not his Instagram. That's her doing all that in his name. He doesn't speak that way. My God, she is desperate.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
I don't think these antics are helping their careers out at all. Maybe if they were reality show hoes like Brandi but they are "serious" performers supposedly with some talent. And this hot mess is what they're going to be known for...
I really can't understand why they can't take the high road and ignore that shit...
============================================
...the end
Submitted by saltydog on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 1:35pm.
He could have dated a nice normal woman or a B list actress.
==========================
I love this.
"What did booze ever do to him?" Um probably got him fucked up enough to have sex with both of those skanks. Seriously, a guy with his looks and Third Watch money and fame could have had any number of classier, better looking, emotionally stable women to chose from. He could have dated a nice normal woman or a B list actress.
Submitted by misslainey on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 1:26pm.
When will these losers just go ahead and have a 3-some already and just get it over with. So tired of the high school antics.
========================
I'd agree with you, but you KNOW they'd release a sex tape.
I don't get why people are calling her fat, she's clearly not fat. And the ones calling her fat could probably stand to lose a lbs or 50. With that being said, she does have a rather mannish physique. And when I see her face, I think of Parkay. Her and Brandi clearly have the mentality of catty high school girls and Eddie's down for whatever as long as it gets his stupid mug shown somewhere and his sugar momma keeps providin that cheddar, like the ratchet little moocher he is.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
When will these losers just go ahead and have a 3-some already and just get it over with. So tired of the high school antics.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 12:30pm.
Did Leanne run out of Exlax? Lay off the vodka dear, the chunk is starting to show.
==================
They're called curves, love.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 12:11pm.
The weird thing about Lindsay is I don't understand where she got her spending habits from. It's not like she was ever a superstar that got use to Alist spending. She was hot for 3 years and then she HAD to see the money drying up and WO...who the fuck knows WHAT goes on in that hamster treadmill of a brain of hers!
===========================
This reminds me of a pretty subtle article I read on the subject. Yes, it's about Baywatch, but still:
"But Baywatch convinces people that there is a certain level of ordinary materialism that everyone can have. "This is what it $20,000 a year looks like."
"That's what's going to destroy America.
"How much does it cost to be CJ? Not Pamela Anderson-- CJ. So, not how much are implants, a nose job and a personal trainer; but how much are CJ's nail appointments, and hair? How much does her (or any of the characters') makeup cost? The car lease?
"Her CD player and apartment in Malibu? The sofas? CJ and the gals never wear the same clothes in two shows. Never the same shoes. How much does that cost? They don't shop at Sears, right?
"Baywatch, along with Beverly Hills 90210 and Melrose Place, is changing America in ways you don't notice-- precisely because you don't notice. In prior TV and movies any incongruous displays of wealth had an explanation, however cliched. Magnum PI lived off the kindness of Higgins. Rachel on Friends has rich parents.
"But with rare exceptions, the characters in the new crop of 20 something TV have access to material goods way outside their pay range, but they are made so ordinary you never think to question it. We know very well how Pamela Anderson affords it. But it's made axiomatic that CJ can...
"...what's going to happen to the 20 somethings who expect a certain basic level of luxury? Baywatch is popular all over the world, so this won't be limited to Americans. What's coming is a worldwide generation of future 40 year olds who will not be able to afford what they are now being conditioned to expect.
"Right now the solution is easy-- debt. Because that's what everyone does to afford what they assume is basic standard of living-- e.g. cable TV. Besides, the 20 somethings always have the future-- the promise of a better job, more money. I wouldn't be surprised if in ten years it will be completely normal to be two or three annual salaries in debt.
"The debts will come due, and they will come due the moment the 40 somethings realize that this is the most they will ever make; that they can't take on more debt; they can't live the lifestyle that they thought was ordinary."
http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2010/04/this_is_baywatch.html
I think people like Lohan are like that, time a million. Plus, she's not very bright, so I suspect she never realised what it costs to be able to afford the lifestyle she leads.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 1:01pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 12:59pm.
Angelfish?
That's what Brandi & Eddie's friends call her- she sings like an angel and drinks like a fish.
*************************************************
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I get it now.
I don't know/give a fuck what any of this is about. I can't read Tweets. Let them fight to the death, and we'll feed the winner to crocodiles.
Are they angling for a reality show or something?
What galls me the most is that this is working. We're all taking about these assholes.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 12:33pm.
Her dress is fug. It's like a glittering tuna net.
.............................................................
Totally! Thumb 2- that tulle bow looks like it was added to batten down the back fat.
@ Meatblocks - you can become addicted, and you seriously fuck up your gastrointestinal system.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 12:59pm.
Angelfish?
That's what Brandi & Eddie's friends call her- she sings like an angel and drinks like a fish.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 12:47pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 12:30pm.
Did Leanne run out of Exlax? Lay off the vodka dear, the chunk is starting to show.
--------------------------------------------------
they don't call her Angelfish for nuthin'..
she must have freaked when she saw these pics and probably has her head in the turrlet or is ON the turrlet trying to purge away the chunk.
***********************************************
Angelfish?
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 12:51pm.
Those frosty shot glasses are making me thirsty. I can just imagine holding those cold little shot glasses and the sparsest fumes of alcohol wafting up before you drink the almost-syrupy liquid inside them... LET'S DO SOME SHOTS!
__________________________________________
you asked for it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNtTEibFvlQ
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
she's fucking ugly. speaking of ugly, on X17 there's pics of Nicole Richie and new new big fake tits. she looks like shit.
Awwww. Falcor did put on some weight, but she looks fine. There was a time she was WAY too skinny.
Those frosty shot glasses are making me thirsty. I can just imagine holding those cold little shot glasses and the sparsest fumes of alcohol wafting up before you drink the almost-syrupy liquid inside them... LET'S DO SOME SHOTS!
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 12:30pm.
Did Leanne run out of Exlax? Lay off the vodka dear, the chunk is starting to show.
--------------------------------------------------
they don't call her Angelfish for nuthin'..
she must have freaked when she saw these pics and probably has her head in the turrlet or is ON the turrlet trying to purge away the chunk.
Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 12:26pm.
It's very temporary - what you actually lose is water, minerals and electrolytes. So you're basically severely dehydrated all the time.
By the time a laxative effects your intestines, your body has already absorbed the calories from any food ingested. Extremely stupid way to try and control weight
================================
she can only lose the weight of the horseshit that's in her system at the time?
hardly seems like it'd be significant enough for her/anyone to even want to bother.
could she become dependent on these pills to be able to keep horseshitting? (like sleeping pills) is that a hazard?
i ask because i've heard of this strange practice before but not the details.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Submitted by Whamo: "The weird thing about Lindsay is I don't understand where she got her spending habits from. It's not like she was ever a superstar that got use to Alist spending. She was hot for 3 years and then she HAD to see the money drying up and WO...who the fuck knows WHAT goes on in that hamster treadmill of a brain of hers!"
------------------------------------
There's a show on Canadian television called Princess (slice.ca) and it's about people (because there have been some men) who spend without thought. The common thread in all of them: the high sense of entitlement. All feel they deserve whatever they want. That sounds like LL.
Will ALL these stupid fucking losers just GROW UP?
***********************************************
In this place it seems like such a shame
Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same
Everywhere I look you're all I see
Just a fading fucking reminder of who I used to be
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 12:30pm.
Ophelia, your avie scares me!
Don't be a-skeered of goblin face GG. She can only hurt you if she's behind the wheel of a car :)
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 12:33pm.
Her dress is fug. It's like a glittering tuna net.
Ewwww - belly button read-through. BTW - when I was but a wee banano, I thought babehs came out of belly buttons.