Chateau de Delusion Might Go Into Foreclosure
"Why don't I just flash you real quick and we can pretend like this never.... Wait, why are your running away while scratching at your eyeballs? Take these papers with you!!!!" is probably what White Oprah screamed at a process server yesterday when he dropped off foreclosure notice papers. Both Radar and The New York Post says that a process server dropped off very important court documents at the Lohan family house on Long Island yesterday. The fat-mouthed process served told a reporter for the Post that the documents were for a mortgage issue with Chase bank. Radar says that this isn't the first time White Oprah is in danger of losing the Lohan family crack house and that she's almost $1 million in debt. That gurgling in my stomach isn't from the Oreo and protein powder shake I had for breakfast. It's from thinking of that Steve dude from Vivid offering LiLo and White Oprah $1 million to do mother/daughter porn.
Radar also says that LiLo moved into her old bedroom at White Oprah's house, because her credit sucks and she can't even afford to rent a storage closet in the Bronx. But some source (FYI: in real talk, "some source" translates into "Dina Lohan") tells TMZ that LiLo isn't shacked up in her old bedroom. LiLo is putting the SO? and HO in SoHo, because she's living rent-free in a friend's SoHo penthouse. The friend is letting her stay there for free until she can get her own place and is letting her live there for as long as she wants.
I really can't hate on LiLo's hustle. Whenever I give a lazy handjob and a half-assed blow job, I get pushed out of the car. But when LiLo does it, she gets to live in a SoHo penthouse for free! I wonder if her friend is still going to consider himself a friend of hers when he shows up to his penthouse and finds that she's taken everything including the faucets and that she's been renting the place to the leaders of an underground sex ring for twice as much.
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown: "there seems to be a number of dlisters who own livestock. i'm sure it would be very easy to get shipments of fresh poop for burning on doorstep purposes. just throwing that out there."
I don't have livestock, but I have three kids...
Chateau de Delusion will not got into foreclosure. Dina or Lindsay will find some poor sap to con. That's what they do.
winniwins: Yup!
Of course we usually lived in apartments in two-family homes and you knew where everything was in THOSE, too. Everyone on our street had the same layout. Our more prosperous friends had the raised ranches in the nice neighborhoods.
Now I'm depressed AND homesick.
That picture of those two! BUSTED UP CRACKHEADS!
Fuck!
Hekki, you are right - nothing should ever, ever, ever be taken for granted - it's a very, very important life lesson to learn, so don't be depressed - be happy you recognize this. If you are able to see the 'larger picture' and sift through the minutae to see what's really important, then you will have lived a full life.
Unlike these two grifters. I suspect these two will be robbing Peter to pay Paul for the remainder of their days (or doing BJs in back alleys).
OT: Dinner was delish. Mr. Chewi gave me a big kiss. :P
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Submitted by coca on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 1:32pm.
It's located in a very middle class neighborhood. The right side of the house is jammed up right on top of an elementary school yard..
No other house in the neighborhood looks like it. Sticks out like a sore thumb
there seems to be a number of dlisters who own livestock. i'm sure it would be very easy to get shipments of fresh poop for burning on doorstep purposes. just throwing that out there.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by guest on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 1:17pm.
OT: i HATE myself for looking forward to your putting up an avi of her pregnancy butt. simply hate myself. and you. ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
It's located in a very middle class neighborhood. The right side of the house is jammed up right on top of an elementary school yard..
No other house in the neighborhood looks like it. Sticks out like a sore thumb
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 1:04pm.
That's their mansion? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
It looks like the raised ranches that everyone lived in when I was a kid. You always knew where the bathroom and the rec room and the master bedroom was, because they were all the same floor plan.
Submitted by LA me on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 1:22pm.
Submitted by tojo on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 1:11pm.
Tojo....The Lohans know no "rock bottom".
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 1:27pm.
i believe "The Lohan Suite" at Dr. Drew's might still be available to Nana... ;-) lmao!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Alarm! Alarm! Hot mess alert!
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 1:19pm.
If it's discharged in bankruptcy, I will lose my (tentatively held onto) mind
not a dischargeable debt in bk. they'd have to do Ch. 13 plan to keep the house, or get loan mod, or both. sadly Chase is party to fed settlement that pretty much requires loan mods depending on certain things about the deed/not, so unfortunately Family Cracken may, may, not be in as much trouble as it now appears...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 1:22pm.
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 1:19pm.
Hekki, I was thinking that. Chase is probably the third or fourth lender in line.
hahahaha but they will be the first to foreclose. Chase don't fuck around. you have to sue those bastards to stop their foreclosures. and blow jobs are not insured by the FDIC so these bitches here are fcucked
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but but but where is Nana gonna live?;( WO will probably put her in one of those low rent old folks homes that get investigated on 60 Minutes.
I've seen too many people (us, included) brought to their financial knees, so I shouldn't judge.
What I've learned is that anything can be lost in a second. Health, money, love, loved ones...
Now I'm depressed. Fucking Dina Lohan ruins everything.
Dina and LiLo look the same age.
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Submitted by CokeyBloke on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 1:19pm.
Hekki, I was thinking that. Chase is probably the third or fourth lender in line.
hahahaha but they will be the first to foreclose. Chase don't fuck around. you have to sue those bastards to stop their foreclosures. and blow jobs are not insured by the FDIC so these bitches here are fcucked
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
oh the train wreck that keeps on crashing.
house is okay but it's not a mansion (and, pssst, driveway's in need of some tlc).
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Submitted by tojo on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 1:11pm.
Tojo....The Lohans know no "rock bottom". They are born with silver shovels in their hands to keep digging. And rocks on the bottom are no problem. Just snort them up and keep digging. They'll eventually come up somewhere in China and declare that everyone was lying....there is no bottom.
Cockroaches everywhere bow down to them. They can not be destroyed.
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Hekki, I was thinking that. Chase is probably the third or fourth lender in line.
If it's discharged in bankruptcy, I will lose my (tentatively held onto) mind.
Submitted by CokeyBloke: "My head is spinning. Why oh why does Dina have a mortgage? Lindsay has made millions, and she's her manager. La Linz has been stinking rich at various points -- that house should have been bought free and clear."
It probably was, at one point. And knowing what a dumb hooer she is, she probably took out loans against it. Also, taxes are really high on LI. She probably got into a hole.
Imma bet they take vivid up on their offer
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Submitted by CokeyBloke on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 1:13pm.
My head is spinning. Why oh why does Dina have a mortgage? Lindsay has made millions, and she's her manager. La Linz has been stinking rich at various points -- that house should have been bought free and clear.
it's amazing. there is not a single thing in life that these people have done correctly. nothing. it's mind boggling!!
ETA: completely agree with your second comment too. and the fuckers are ALWAYS trying to hide assets!! the bullshit one hears in bk hearings is astounding, rich people have no shame none
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Hekki.....bahahaha
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@FoxxyBrown: Bankruptcy from uber-rich people makes me insane! I get how middle class workers fall into it, and even how some wealthy people do. But when you've made scads of money and shit it away on drugs, clothes, and living in posh hotels, you don't deserve to have your slate wiped clean!
All the bitching about government handouts to the poor. Filing for bankruptcy (eta: by people like this) is way worse!
I have $70,000 in student loan debt that keeps me awake at night. I don't know how these people sleep.
Ok, all these "celebrities" are millionaires at one point why don't they pay shit off? Pay for things in full cash?
Do they not OWN anything?
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 1:04pm.
That's their mansion? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
It looks like the raised ranches that everyone lived in when I was a kid. You always knew where the bathroom and the rec room and the master bedroom was, because they were all the same floor plan.
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Split level. Stairs right when you walk in.one of those light fixtures that is a frosted glass ball on a chain. 1/2 bath next to kitchen, upper hallway and master. Mirrored closets and hollow doors. Nice digs at the height of the seventies.
My head is spinning. Why oh why does Dina have a mortgage? Lindsay has made millions, and she's her manager. La Linz has been stinking rich at various points -- that house should have been bought free and clear.
OR, here's a idea -- GET TO FUCKING WORK YOU TWO WORTHLESS AIR SUCKS!
Submitted by vsminimoose on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 1:06pm.
Why is ANYONE allowed to be anywhere near 1 million dollars in debt? how does that even happen?
that comment is very indicative of youth. motgage, second mortgage, property/federal income taxes/state income taxes, credit cards. lose your job, become disabled, have a medical catastrophe in the family, etc. BOOM. it does not just happen to irresponsible celebrities -- it happens to decent people who have worked hard all of their lives. and it happens a lot.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I wonder if her enablers realize they are helping her in her downfall. She can't reach rock bottom if somebody keeps helping her out.
But then again she's so delusional she won't even know when she hits rock bottom anyway. I think she's very close though...
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WO wasn't there to receive them ::church lady voice:: how conVEENient.
The international mom/daughter hooker team are at it again
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/us-gossip/stop-bag-search-time-lindsay-15896...
Who the HELL would let Lindsay stay in their home? I hope there's really good security in that "SoHo penthouse", because it's about to be "burglarized". By total strangers, of course. Right after Lindsay "moves out".
I have this friend who has a knack for befriending people right away. She can make a total stranger her best friend in fifteen minutes. It's uncanny. She has this magnetic personality and people find her charming and fun. Of course, it doesn't last long. I think Lindsay must be that way. Except my friend isn't a corrupt grifter, she just likes novelty.
OOLOLLO SO?HO
OLOLOLOLOL " Whenever I give a lazy handjob and a half-assed blow job, I get pushed out of the car."
MIGUELINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
MichaelK, have you tried wearing a hooded, fuzzy polyester fur jacket when giving your lazy hand job and half assed blowies? Try it. You might have better success.
Why is ANYONE allowed to be anywhere near 1 million dollars in debt? how does that even happen?
Dina looks exceptionally deranged in that picture. And what Hekki said. Hilarious!
not to worry. hohan will make her latest john pay for it. she went to the AmFAR event with some billionaire foreign dude. remember she's now a low class whorz
It is unbelievable to me how many people enable Lilo to keep living that grifter life of hers.
Some of us here struggle with finances on a daily basis, and are good people- who steps in to help US?
AAARRRGGGHHH. I fucking hate her.
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In this place it seems like such a shame
Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same
Everywhere I look you're all I see
Just a fading fucking reminder of who I used to be
bankruptcy filing in 5, 4, 3 ...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
That's their mansion? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
It looks like the raised ranches that everyone lived in when I was a kid. You always knew where the bathroom and the rec room and the master bedroom was, because they were all the same floor plan.