Monday, February 11th 2013
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 8th!
Ok Head out, Shoulder out, now where is the part that tells me how long its gonna take this fucking reptile to push out the rest of me? - crankenstein
Runners-up:
You know, just Jon Hamm, sitting around, catching up on his reading. - Spkheller
I'd rather lay in a bedful of snakes than read "Fifty Shades of Grey" - Eileenie McMeanie
When Neil said he was getting into bed with snakes, everyone just assumed he meant his joint home fragrance venture with the Kardashians. - jellin76
via Metro
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Wait...it says here that once a snake has it's body wrapped around your neck...oh...I'm done!
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Where's Jewdo?
NAC, but this is the stuff of my nightmares. I hate snakes.
I'd rather lay in a bedful of snakes than read "Fifty Shades of Grey"
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Since all the movies have 1 million sequels anyway..Directors said "Hell, why the Hell not?!" here's a sneak peak at The Sequel to Snakes on a plane!
"Snakes in the Bed!"
Coming to Theatre Near you in fall of 2013
Starring Jackie Chan
"How to Disengage Constriction From Boa Constrictors in Five Easy Steps"
1. Lie quietly.
2. Pray to assortment of potentially helpful gods.
3. Whistle cheerfully as long as airflow is available.
4. While waiting for outside assistance or the fortunate departure of boas, think about how preferable your current situation is in comparison to that of Dina Lohan's bikini waxer.
5. Focus all efforts on not being reborn as the Kardashian-West baby.
maddox jolie enjoying himself some bedtime stories, surrounded by his mothers' best companions....
Story time at the Lohan house
Having SNAKEfest in bed...
Grey Britney Gardens
We know he's not reading bedtime stories to the Kardashians: there's only one black dick in the picture.
Looks like one of Tommy Girl's dreams ... except for them being snakes instead of dicks.
"To all the bitches who rag about 'attachment parenting', I think my kids are turning out JUST FINE!" Mayim Bialik
Man, I'm fucking bored.
"The actresses were uniformly excellent, they had compelling storylines and I wanted to be fucked by almost every man on that show."
Lilo sheds those damn hair extensions everywhere she goes!
Well, Seal had to replace Project RunAway Klum with something similar.
Public serpents.
Did the Hammanconda get bleached or it turned pale by getting too big for it's blood supply?!
Hmmm, I didn't know Sleep Number beds came with a "snake" setting.
Jason Trainwreck spoofs Britney at the VMA's : "I'm Enslaved by You".
Leo's appeal.
Bruce Jenner tries to bond with Kim and Kanye's spawn.
"The actresses were uniformly excellent, they had compelling storylines and I wanted to be fucked by almost every man on that show."
You see!! When Kevin Spacey said he likes big snakes in bed, it wasn't a euphemism!
William Hung's claim of having a "huge trouser snake" was a little misleading.
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"Brows should not look like a condiment!" -MK
Worst case of worms I've ever seen.
Brandi ordered the same Snuggie for Eddie that this guy's ex did.
A rare glimpse of Lindsay, Dina, and Michael going over the script of "Liz and Dick".
Kim's afterbirth decides to jump on the Kardashian band wagon. Pimp Mama approves.
Diiiiirty Gurl Christina Agulara reunites with papa for some bedtime stories.
Jacking off at the sight of his own picture in The Enquirer, Michael Lohan unleashes a flood of swimming wigglies.
"The actresses were uniformly excellent, they had compelling storylines and I wanted to be fucked by almost every man on that show."
lol @ spkheller!
Imagine the buns on this guy if ALL the anacondas want some!
You know, just Jon Hamm, sitting around, catching up on his reading.