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February 8, 2013 / Posted by:

Despite it being microscopic, Pricksohorny Pete saw his own penis shadow and declared 6 more weeks of winter. – Aphid


Every time Canada denies Randy Quaid’s citizenship application, he removes a piece of clothing. – GingeMinge

Even with all this distraction, John Travolta, we all know you are going bald. – FluffKitteh

When Igor knocked on the door and saw Chris Hansen, he tried to make a quick getaway. – atlantapug

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