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Kate Upton is Sports Illustrated: Swim Edition's cover girl for the second year in a row. That cover is awkward as shit, but Kate Upton probably froze her ass lips off and suffered from frost bite of the nipples while making it so she deserves it. Oh, and chichiiiiiiiiiiiiiis - ONTD
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Submitted by flawsmosis on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 3:54pm.
Her body is so sloppy and she looks like she never exercises which turns me off. Her face is alright nothing to rant over i don't think...
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That's what it is. It's not that she has a bad body. In fact, it's quite sexy and natural looking. But she looks like she's one Ding Dong away from being fat and that is unsettling to my eyes. And as she gets older, it will get worse if she doesn't tone up while she's still young. If I were a man, I'd probably have a taste for a more fit physique, but I probably wouldn't kick her out of bed, either. She's inherently feminine and beautiful, and therein lies her appeal.
As a woman, I will say that boobs that big have GOT to be uncomfortable. (Might be why she probably doesn't work out.)
All in all, Team Upton because she's doing her thing and getting hers.
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:52pm.
Sushi--yes, she does have an odd shape. But she's got Winnabagos and bleach-blonde hair. That's it. That is her appeal. And the media machine keeps her in the spotlight because (God knows why, what a bore) she is somehow controversial.
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I agree! It's interesting how the 15 minutes of fame are way extended. See Katharine Webb.
Sushi--yes, she does have an odd shape. But she's got Winnabagos and bleach-blonde hair. That's it. That is her appeal. And I think the media machine keeps her in the spotlight because (God knows why, what a bore) she is somehow controversial.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:30pm.
Everyone is entitled to his or her opinion, of course. What's attractive to one person is not necessarily what is attractive to another person. I don't give a shit about her one way or the other--she's just a jerk-off picture, and she's like most models in that she doesn't talk (thank God because most of them have no education). I'm just saying that I don't think she's fat... yet. Models are not interesting people other than the way they look and their drug problems.
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I don't think she's fat either -- just oddly shaped.
Everyone is entitled to his or her opinion, of course. What's attractive to one person is not necessarily what is attractive to another person. I don't give a shit about her one way or the other--she's just a jerk-off picture, and she's like most models in that she doesn't talk (thank God because most of them have no education). I'm just saying that I don't think she's fat... yet. Models are not interesting people other than the way they look and their drug problems.
those are some big ol breasteses, bless her heart. they should have given her big hair to balance her small head. and a slightly bigger bikini bottom so it didn't pinch at the side, drawing attention to her thick middle. maybe I should have been a stylist or something because it's easy to make her figure look right and proportional with just a few tweaks. of course, everyone's used to her last cover where her bikini bottom was slighly higher than her labia crack...
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 10:07am.
This is a public internet forum, and Dlisted of all places. The very minute you registered an account here you signed up to judge people whom you do not know. You sit here and call people ugly too. That is what happens here every single day, every single hour, minute, second. It's too late to jump on your high horse now, though that never stops some of you flailing your legs over its arse when you realise you've only spent 23 hours today on the internet arguing pointlessly and you have another hour to use up.
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Exactly! I guarantee every one of those commenters complaining about those of us who are *meh* about Upton probably have in the past on this website commented on the looks of a celebrity.
I liked how Kate Upton in every pose magazine, tantalizing eyes, long blonde hair and the curves to die for.
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This is a public internet forum, and Dlisted of all places. The very minute you registered an account here you signed up to judge people whom you do not know. You sit here and call people ugly too. That is what happens here every single day, every single hour, minute, second. It's too late to jump on your high horse now, though that never stops some of you flailing your legs over its arse when you realise you've only spent 23 hours today on the internet arguing pointlessly and you have another hour to use up.
And anyone comparing the toned, statuesque 90s supermodels to this shapeless, homely-looking pig, you are a fucking idiot. 20 years old and her tits are already swinging by her knees.
I saw one of the SI specials on making the swimsuit edition one time back in the 80s.
It was the first time that a woman made me hot -- and it was Stephanie Seymour writhing around on the Mexican tile floor with sunlight bathing down on her. She was, in a word....stunning.
And she never made the cover.
"BUY THIS MAGAZINE SO YOU CAN RUB ONE OUT ON HER TITS."
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sorry, she is hot. No matter how much you protest. But that is just my lil ole opinion. LOOK at her, LOOK at yourself. Be HONEST Forget the 80s. Girl is banging. Bad pic? Yep! ( not her fault)
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This is a SI Swimsuit Edition cover
http://blog.stylesight.com/intimates/2012-sports-illustrated-swimsuit-is...
Two massive boobs, smashed together under a jacket, with a small bottom on is not.
She's not fat, obviously, but it's not your typical SI Swimsuit Edition cover either.
Submitted by ibnsmother on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 6:17pm.
Maybe they put a kind of normal sized women on the cover because people complained about the super skinny girls, but as you can see women will still snark about any women's body so I guess it doesn't really matter.
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I know, right? Reminds me of that Britney song, "I'm Mrs. she's too fat, now she's too thin." Let's get honest here, the SI swimsuit issue is 12 year old boy masturbation material. And she's got big boobies and blonde hair, and that's all they care about. You people complaining about her being fat should have to go to the mall with me sometime. You'd have the treat of seeing girls her age with big fat guts hanging over their waistbands. This girl might not be "perfection" but she looks to be a healthy weight.
Submitted by Virgin Queen on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 12:24am.
Okay, I feel that I have a right to comment on her body because mine is similar
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Though anyone on here--or anywhere--has the "right" to comment on her body. She is known for her body, she is featured on magazine covers like SI for her body, and she almost certainly wouldn't be a celebrity if not for her body. She puts her body out there willingly and makes a lot of money doing so. Hey, good for her--she's attained the kind of fame most models can only dream of.
But the idea that only those who have similar bodies or who are model-like in their beauty have the "right" to discuss her body--good or bad--is absurd.
It's the camera, we're so used to seeing (real and photoshopped) stick figures that a body with more curves becomes puzzling to people, lol. As far as models go today though, Kate definitely stands out and sells merchandise. Udders or no, like her or not, that's kind of the point.
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This thread went off the rails..wow. To argue about her body is one thing, but she is on the cover of the Swimsuit Edition of Sports Illustrated. I think that is one time an impossible body is pretty much expected. This whole cover is a little lackluster to me, anyway. And the fact that she is partly covered and only wearing a bottom makes it feel more like a Playboy cover than a SI Swimsuit cover. SI must be loving the mileage this cover is getting them.
It is not a striking or memorable SI cover, not much focus on the bikini
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 7:57pm.
I want to say her name is Estelle, another huge model back then. She was also in the "Freedom '90" video.
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Tatiana Patitz is the one I think you are referring to.
Submitted by ibnsmother on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 6:17pm.
Maybe they put a kind of normal sized women on the cover because people complained about the super skinny girls, but as you can see women will still snark about any women's body so I guess it doesn't really matter.
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The issue to me isn't her weight. I find her torso completely odd.
There are plenty of "normal sized" women I'd rather see on a cover. Look at the latest bikini pics of Kelly Brook. She's "normal sized" and chunkier than your average swimsuit girl, but her boobs look hot and she has actual curves.
Facewise Kate Upton is a SI girl, but those boobs look SOOOO weird. I always thought hers were real, but the way they have them positioned make them look like a pair of hard jugs pasted on her body. I don't blame her, I blame the photographer and the editor on making her look so fake. They're ultimately the ones responsible for the decision to use that shot for the cover.
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I want to say her name is Estelle, another huge model back then. She was also in the "Freedom '90" video.
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Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 7:55pm.
PSL.. Right? Paulina Poriskova. caused traffic accidents when she first started. Who does that now?
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PSL.. Right? Paulina Poriskova. caused traffic accidents when she first started. Who does that now?
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Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 7:44pm.
Doggie! Chistie Turlington is that gown!!!! ::: Freedom... I won't let cha down....::::
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No model today can TOUCH Cindy, Christy, Linda, Elle, Naomi.....
and for SI, Christie, Paulina P, Elle, Stephanie Seymour....
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VOB, Naomi Campbell was gorgeous. Look at her now and you can see what years of partying and chainsmoking do to your skin. She's still a striking woman but she looks raddled compared to back then. Christy, Linda, Cindy and Elaine have all aged beautifully.
Want to see a hilarious video? Look at the link I posted in the Lizard Lips thread. Man, gotta love the 80s.
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Perhaps all the negative comments are coming from women who expect to have a girl of perfection on the cover like the old days of Christy and Cheryl and Cindy. To see a woman with this rather ugly figure and big fake jugs probably feels like "this is unfair....this is no goddess. If she with her faults can do this, why cant I?". That's what i am concluding anyway.
Here are the real supermodels of the late 80s:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYAc7gB-0A
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Pushy, no. SI will make a killing on this.
But while this girl is not fat, she is wearing a bathing suit far too small for her body type. That and her monstrous implants combine to give her the appearance of being heavier than she really is. She appears, like Christina Hendricks, not to care that to most people she is just a walking pair of oversized boobs. It sure hasn't hurt her bottom line any. But if you ask those same people who fawn and drool over her if they care about her thoughts on any subject other than their own fantasies, they would say no. To me that makes her as bad as the droolers because she likes that. I also think if you catch up with her in twenty years she will be fat and passe.
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Maybe they put a kind of normal sized women on the cover because people complained about the super skinny girls, but as you can see women will still snark about any women's body so I guess it doesn't really matter.
I've read these comments this past 24 hours and you know what, it's just really depressing.
Why is a pretty white girl generic? Why is she just like all the other L.A. gals. If she had blown up lips and shit extensions maybe she'd look like them.
IMO, no, she is not as pretty as Christie Brinkley in her prime but she is still a pretty girl.
I don't know if her boobies are fake or real but I'd like to think they are real and I'm going to tell you first hand, a trim, natural blonde, pretty girl with real fucky boobs does indeed exist. Been there done that.
I truly like all our gals on here but in this case, I will disagree. She is not fat. She is the girl next door with big boobies. SI is targeting a specific audience and IMO, they got it right.
Heck, I critique the Lohans, Kardahions etc... but ask yourself---on a purely business endeaver, did SP really get it wrong. I think not.
Submitted by KA on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 2:58pm.
so not crazy about the boobs but im sure plenty of dudes are. but i think it's refreshing to see someone with a normal stomach instead of some heavily airbrushed/spray tanned stomach. i am sure guys are not complaining, and isn't this SI swimsuit shit for men, for the most part? not saying some ladies can't enjoy it. anyway, it's nice to see someone with a healthy body. it's disgusting that people are body shaming her. just remember that when you point your finger, three fingers point back at you.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 3:01pm.
Kate Upton is obviously very pretty, but she's also very generic. I'm sure L.A. alone is infested with this 'type' of girl.
Cindy Crawford was big, but by no means fat. She was very original looking, and kept her mole (even though many people probably encouraged her to get rid of it).
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Cindy Crawford was actually the fashion world's answer to Gia. She was called, "Baby Gia" because she looked so much like her.
That said, I think Crawford was one of the most beautiful models ever (second to Evangelista). She had the perfect body.
I get that Upton has big boobs, but her body is all sorts of strange to me for a swimsuit model. I could go to Rehoboth beach in the summer and find girls with better bodies and prettier faces.
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Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 1:25pm.
And idiot bitch having the nerve to call someone a stupid bitch, how quaint.
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Submitted by KA on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 2:58pm.
so not crazy about the boobs but im sure plenty of dudes are. but i think it's refreshing to see someone with a normal stomach instead of some heavily airbrushed/spray tanned stomach. i am sure guys are not complaining, and isn't this SI swimsuit shit for men, for the most part? not saying some ladies can't enjoy it. anyway, it's nice to see someone with a healthy body. it's disgusting that people are body shaming her. just remember that when you point your finger, three fingers point back at you.
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Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 1:25pm.
MAMI, DON'T DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT OVER SOME STUPID BITCH!
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And idiot bitch having the nerve to call someone a stupid bitch, how quaint.
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Her body is so sloppy and she looks like she never exercises which turns me off. Her face is alright nothing to rant over i don't think...
There are no more "Supermodels". Celebrities and actresses get the big endorsements because they have recognition and starve themselves into sample size clothing for major events. There was something to be said for the supermodels as they could wear and model the hell out of designer clothing.Even being pin thin does not make a model. It is all about proportions. That's why when we see these celebs wearing them they never quite have the look. I love Christy Turlington. She has a unique look about her and a great sense of style.
KA....I agree x 1000....you know someone is different when you can't just look at one picture of them. The 80's supermodels were something special. I was a teenager at the time, and used to get Glamour, Seventeen, Cosmopolitan magazines. I couldn't get enough of looking at those girls, wishing I looked like them!!!
You are right...most models today are meh, and look like each other. Not that they aren't pretty; they just don't have that WOW factor.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 3:01pm.
those supermodels from the 80's each had a very distinctive look. That's what made them super.
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i miss the supermodels like that. now you see the same girl over and over again, nothing real special in the face, extremely skinny body, long straight hair. they all look the same, and to me it's very boring. bring back the true supermodels!
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Kate Upton is obviously very pretty, but she's also very generic. I'm sure L.A. alone is infested with this 'type' of girl.
Cindy Crawford was big, but by no means fat. She was very original looking, and kept her mole (even though many people probably encouraged her to get rid of it).
I can't stand Elle McPherson (because she's so gorgeous). Lol. And Naomi Campbell is crazy, but those supermodels from the 80's each had a very distinctive look. That's what made them super. I wouldn't put Kate into that category. I'm sure a lot of men would, though.
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so not crazy about the boobs but im sure plenty of dudes are. but i think it's refreshing to see someone with a normal stomach instead of some heavily airbrushed/spray tanned stomach. i am sure guys are not complaining, and isn't this SI swimsuit shit for men, for the most part? not saying some ladies can't enjoy it. anyway, it's nice to see someone with a healthy body. it's disgusting that people are body shaming her. just remember that when you point your finger, three fingers point back at you.
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Fat?! Are you kidding me? She is so hot, so hot. I LOVE the boobs. But she just doesn't look like a "typical" model. I prefer her look, actually.
She has good tits and, let's be honest, since there isn't visible ass in the picture, that's all the men who buy this are looking at any way.
Her face is kind of generic and she comes off as kind of desperate (the super jiggly runway walks and the dancing for Terry Richardson). It's all cute now, but when she gets a little bit older and people aren't looking quite as much, she's going to have a reality show on E with her blue-haired cousin, lawyer, husband's urn on the TV, and a teacup terrier.
IMO, she just seems kind of bigger then a regular model because of her jugs and trunky torso. If she were with a bunch of "regular" women, I'm sure she'd look slimmer.
Cindy Crawford's mole is more interesting than Kate Upton.
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 2:28pm.
i am curious to know how you guys would judge Cindy Crawford, if she were modelling today. Here's some vintage photos:
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Gorgeous. She and Gia Carangi are two of the most beautiful models, IMO.
Too bad Gia died so young from abusing heroin.
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All of you Kate Kritics must have scads of cute women knocking your doors down while wearing nothing but bikini bottoms and a parka. I'm sure if Kate appeared at your abode like that you'd sneer at her waist and tell her to get lost... And anyone who thinks those boobs are fake has not seen any real boobs. That's all.
On second thought, maybe you're right, this does nothing for me:
http://www.wagoosh.ca/images/uploads/gallery/333/600full-kate-upton.jpg
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i am curious to know how you guys would judge Cindy Crawford, if she were modelling today. Here's some vintage photos:
http://cakeparty.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/cindycrawford45.jpg
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pudgy?
droopy boobs?
fat ass?
to me, Cindy always looked like you could play a game of beach volleyball with her and eat some barbeque after. models today look too sick to have much fun with. besides, being chronically underweight is hard work.
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