When The Lady’s Face In The Background Says It All

February 7, 2013 / Posted by:

Lindsay Lohan showed up to the amfAR Gala in NYC last night and where oh where to begin…

THOSE CHEEKS! Phoebe Price better inject her farm to table cheeks with massive amounts of growth hormones, because LiLo is showing her up in the chicken cutlets department. LiLo’s got a Costco chicken cutlets family pack stuffed into those cheeks.

THOSE LIPS! That lipstick color makes her lips look like two long keloids. Not that she was invited, but the only way LiLo can go to the Grammys this Sunday is if she covers the puffy labia lips on her face with a pussy pastie.

THAT WIG WEAVE THING! I’m not sure if that’s an old wig, factory-defected Barbie hair from the Mattel factory or if she just pulled clumps of hair out of the drain, sprayed them down with shellac and threw that shit on her head.

THOSE SHOES! Those are the shoes that come in the amateur drag queen starter kit.

WOODY ALLEN! Creepy ass Woody Allen looks creeped out and that’s an achievement since the contents of his hard drive can probably make the most seasoned FBI agent blush.

THE ENTIRE LOOK! It’s very “60-something retired Italian porn star turned black widow.

With all that being said, this might be the best she’s looked in months! I guess living in White Oprah’s house is doing her some good. Yeah, the NYDN says that LiLo can’t even afford rent at the Y, so she’s moved back into her old room at White Oprah’s house on Long Island. QUICK! Somebody get Albert Maysles over there, because that mess sounds like the coked up, drunk version of Grey Gardens. Grey Goose Gardens!

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