Leonardo DiCaprio Must Be A Majority Shareholder In Victoria's Secret
Leonardo DiCatchAHo is supposedly sexing on his Wolf of Wall Street co-star Margot Robbie, but he was seen doing the halfway side huge with a different blonde piece in Miami the other day AND InTouch (via Wetpaint) says that he's also got a Victoria's Secret model on the side. Leonardo has already dated VS models Gisele Bundchen, Bar Refaeli, Anne V, Erin Heatherton and now he's supposedly getting it on with 19-year-old Barbara Palvin. VS should just go ahead and change the name of their VS Angels to Leonardo's Hos.
A source tells InTouch that 38-year-old Leo is only casually dating (read: daytime fuck buddies) Barbara Palvin and he's not looking to settle down with one trick anytime soon. The source also said, "Leo loves seeing lots of different girls. He can’t be alone.”
"Loves seeing lots of different girls" and "can't be alone" is a really long-winded way of saying DUDE IS A TAYLOR SWIFT!
Before Barbara Palvin supposedly rolled around naked with George Clooney Junior, she got on Justin Bieber for a minute. Barbara denies humping the Bieb (wouldn't you?) and I read somewhere that she's got a boyfriend and every time she's photographed with a famous dude the tabloids put them together. Judging by that picture of Barbara Pelvic Exam and Leonardo at some event in Hollywood, I can't tell if anything is going on. But then again, Leonardo looks like he's trying to keep the dry heaves from crawling up his throat and that's usually the natural reaction of a person who just found out that the person he touched tongues with touched tongues with Justin Bieber recently. Story developing (not really)....
(pic via Instagram)
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He's turning into the next George Clooney. Maybe just not as gay. Or actually, yeah. Just as gay.
He always looks like a bloated car-salesman.
"HOdor"
PYT - I think Leo's longest relationship was with Bar Rafiki (yes, I know I spelled that wrong, I do not care).
Edited to add - according to Wiki Leo and Giz dated from 2001-2005. Leo and Bar dated from 2005-2011
Submitted by femguide on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 1:10pm.
Creepy creepy creepy.
When i was 19 there's no way in hell i would have dated some almost 40 year old. 19 is almost like a kid even if it's legally an adult.
We all age at different rates though...whatever
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Date, hump...rookie.
Creepy creepy creepy.
When i was 19 there's no way in hell i would have dated some almost 40 year old. 19 is almost like a kid even if it's legally an adult.
We all age at different rates though...whatever
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 1:00pm.
WAT? Gisele? Eww! I didn't know Chanel were branching out into the Equestrian makeup market. Or is she modelling socks, or something?
Ah, just thinking about our potential future girly hang-outs is making me smile. I'm going to be in NYC this summer, but I'm trying to get as much out of this US trip as possible - if I ever come to Chicago, you shall be my fabulous host for sure. ♥
Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 12:11pm.
@ Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 12:03pm.
Kate Moss = Fat Pussy? WTF, lol.
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LOL...
*stands up uncomfortably*
Lucie -- OH. MY. GOD. -- OH. FUCK. NO!!!!! Gisele has just been named the new face of Chanel cosmetics -- FUCK MY LIFE -- FUCK ME, NO!!!!!!! That ugly man-faced tranny thing? WHAT????? FUCK!!!!!!!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Lucie -- I wish I was there with you, too! Seeing movies, girl chat, shopping for makeup (especially Chanel) and clothes -- my, the fun we'd have! And remember, if you ever come to Chicago, I'm your host, okay?
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"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
As far as I am concerned, Leo has no children. Has never been married. He actually seems to very much know what he wants : An uncomplicated relationship and an attractive woman. What better demographic to date than young models in this case?
Thus far, no baby mama drama, no tabloid stories sold by any ex GFs, no leaked sex tapes or photos. If he were mistreating all these women or a horrible person, wouldn't someone have sold him out by now? It seems like everyone else has a problem with his lifestyle except for him and the girls he dates.
If he had kids, I'd be more inclined to say he's a douche for setting a poor example.
I do wonder if he's ever been in love. What was the longest relationship he's had? Was it Giselle?
I'm sorry, but that is gross, he is literally twice her age. I know he and George Clooney are both disgusting for only ever having relationships with people that they have a ton of status, wealth and power over but at least George picks adult women and not European teenagers
Submitted by Emeriesan on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 12:04pm.
Damn, people are slamming HoHan, but di Carpaccio looks equally ugly and bloated now! disgusting to see him leeching onto young models...
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Some key differences. 1) Leo has a career 2) He's not falling down stupid drunk and getting into legal trouble every other month 3) Leo is about a decade older than Lindsay
So I guess his looks hasn't harmed him. But in the case of Lindsey...all she had were her looks and it's gone.
But I do agree that he can take better care of himself.
I see equal shade being thrown on this site whether it's George, Leo, Taylor or Demi. At least George dates women that are old enough to legally drink and keeps them around for longer than 5 minutes. The others just come off as desperate and creepy.
He is seriously starting to creep me out!
Twatty baby, you should definitely see it! It is really a great film, and surprisingly hilarious in some places. I'm not a huge QT fan, though Reservoir Dogs is one of my all-time favourites and my favourite of all his films. As for the violence, I did not think it was as violent as Kill Bill. The performances were outstanding.
Samuel L. Jackson - A*
Christoph Waltz - A*
Leonardo DiCaprio - A++
Kerry Washington - A+
Jamie Foxx - A
Ah I wish you were here - I would take you to the movies every week.
Leo "The Green" DiCaprio is gonna take time off from making movies to save the world by flying his private jet place to place. How "green" is that? Go Verb Yourself!
Leo - I still would.
@chewiesmoke "MOST (not all) find a man inching toward 40 who fucks 19 year old VS models on a regular basis to be creepy, or at least a man who could never be taken very seriously.
On the other hand, MOST (not all) men think just the opposite and would love to live the life of Leo DiCaprio for a day or two."
This is exactly how I see it.
I really cannot see the attraction to Leo though.
But then again, there will always be women who go for money/fame. Especially young ones who don't have much life experience. That's why I get a bit of a predator feel to old men/young women.
What a superficial asshole. Has he ever dated a non-model?
Always found his looks average and his acting ability overrated.
Are people seriously making fun of these gorgeous models?? okay anything to make yourself feel better....
He keeps upgrading from that mutt Gisele. He might be gay?
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 12:13pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 12:10pm.
I do Whammers. It's all good. :P
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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 12:19pm.
I'm not referring to 'apparent' qualities specific to Leo. I'm referring to 'apparent' differences in opinion between the sexes overall.
MOST (not all) women find a man inching toward 40 who fucks 19 year old VS models on a regular basis to be creepy, or at least a man who could never be taken very seriously.
On the other hand, MOST (not all) men think just the opposite and would love to live the life of Leo DiCaprio for a day or two.
I'm not saying there is a wrong or right answer. I'm saying overall perceptions between the sexes are on MOSTLY opposite ends of the spectrum.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Leo hasn't been hot in a decade....and personally none of those VS chicks are really all that hot either. Coat racks with zero personality.
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SANS -- "Butterface Brigade" -- ITA. If you ask me, I think most of the VS models are trannies, they have that she-male look about them. Actually, that's an insult to trannies, most of whom are way prettier than these VS models.
Lucie -- hey, love! I haven't seen "Django Unchained" yet, but I want to.
VOB, Hekki -- hey, babes!
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Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 11:47am.
Huh. Have you seen the pressure our society has put on WOMEN like Jennifer Aniston? At least men are allowed to have a million girlfriends without being called a loser.
You actually could not tell my post was sarcastic? Jesus Christ.
Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 12:11pm.
Kate Moss = Fat Pussy? WTF, lol.
I know, right? Haha
i can't begin to imagine what it must be like to have leo's bloated EVERYTHING sweating on top of some lingerie model...that can't be good for the soul...
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 12:10pm.
I do Whammers. It's all good. :P
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 12:05pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 11:57am.
LOL!
Alas, the differences between the sexes is once again very telling and apparent.
Most females think he's creepy...
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But why? These are grown women, albeit young ones. There's no evidence of coercion or of anyone being underage. There's no evidence that he's using his power for the casting couch. I get vibes off him that if one woman doesn't immediately fall onto him, knickers off and legs akimbo, he moves on immediately.
He's not falling apart, like Demi Moore. He's not beating them, like Charlie Sheen. So what's the problem?
ETA: My point is, his preferences are "apparent", but I don't see how it's meant to be "telling", apart from the showing that he prefers young women, and can get them easily. And while I dislike his persona, I don't find him creepy.
@ Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 12:03pm.
Kate Moss = Fat Pussy? WTF, lol.
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 12:05pm.
(why turn off the tap when you don't have to???? LMFAO
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you know what I mean lol! ;p
Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 11:47am.
At least men are allowed to have a million girlfriends without being called a loser.
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I Hate... I'm not taking a run at you on this you just happened to mention it.. now you know I love you guys...BUT..this is the one thing I always read here that drives me nuts.
"men are allowed to date younger women and have GFs and THEY aren't called names"
REALLY since when!? I have never ever ever seen ANY old dude that fucks young chicks get a "pass". Society calls them every name in the book..losers...pedos...creepy...gay..hiding something...whatever. This idea that men can do it and no one cares is BS. You'd like that to be the case but it isn't!
*dives into foxhole pulls helmet down to eye peers out waits for the shelling*
He looks awful & she looks like a dolphin.
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 11:57am.
LOL!
Alas, the differences between the sexes is once again very telling and apparent.
Most females think he's creepy...most guys would love to walk a mile in his shoes. Such a disparity.
(why turn off the tap when you don't have to???? LMFAO)
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Damn, people are slamming HoHan, but di Carpaccio looks equally ugly and bloated now! disgusting to see him leeching onto young models...
"I get older, they stay the same age."
His face is really hard to look at for me.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 11:49am.
The phrase "Absolutely loves pussy" is pretty unforgettable.
lmfaoooooo! Another one I remember is for Kate Moss. "Fat pussy". I mean, everyone on this planet has seen her pussy, and I'm no expert, but it looks ... normal to me. I dunno.
I agree - Leo is a fantastic actor. He was spectacular in Django.
@ Lisbet - Never got the gay vibes from him
Submitted by Lisbet459: "Am I seriously the only one who doesn't think he's gay? Again?"
Eh, I don't think he's GAY. I just think he'll take whatever falls into his lap.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 11:50am.
But I don't understand the aggression it gets from some people. He can. He wants to. Therefore he does. Why does he "have to" settle do
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Submitted by chewinsmoke on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 11:41am.
@Whamo - I see what your saying, but my question is when is enough going to be enough? Jesus Christ, he's almost 40
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LOL, almost 40!! maybe it's never enough. Why would you turn off the tap if you don't have to?
Hey I'm not saying it's right(yes I am)I'm just saying when the time comes and he wants to settle down he will...or won't. Rich people have that option and as long as pretty young women are willing to sleep with creep old dudes that option will be there and they are going to keep on fucking them. They have since the beginning of time so I can't see why things would change.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 11:22am.
He seems really pathetic. He's a good actor and stuff, but he needs to have more dignity in his personal life. Constantly chasing models half his age makes him look desperate, not like a badass.
100% agree it's pathetic, but doubt he is chasing them. "Come to papa" and they do!
The VS Angels show is like watching the Butterface Brigade. I don't think any of them are particularly attractive, looks-wise, but they have damn gorgeous bods.
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Never really saw the attraction in DiCaprio. He is basically a new edition of Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt...relatively good-looking men that exist for their looks than actual acting talent. Like with Cruise and Pitt, DiCaprio's movies are always hyped to the moon, but the acting itself is a bit underwhelming.
If he was a real man to respect or admire, he would be chasing women his own age. I guess if can get it, then why not? But it sort of reveals the fucked up equation of over-hyped Hollywood actors making absurd amounts of money to create underwhelming movies that allows them to buy and fuck anything that moves.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 11:50am.
lol...well, I wouldn't characterize my position toward Leo as 'aggression' (more like I don't give a shit), but when I see these kinds of pics of him with these young girls, I'm reminded about how creepy I perceive his behavior to be.
He's going to do what he wants to do...but I'm only stating my personal observations.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Time has not been good to Leo. He's still boyish looking but bloated and tired looking. To me, he's the younger version of Clooney and equally meh.
Am I seriously the only one who doesn't think he's gay? Again?
His personal life aside (consenting adults, and he's not married, so I don't really care), I do think Leo is a good actor. I always enjoy watching him.
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 11:41am.
@Whamo - I see what your saying, but my question is when is enough going to be enough? Jesus Christ, he's almost 40, isn't he? Even if you're a true hellraiser, by that age you have to at least start thinking about settling down a bit, don't you?
And maybe he just hasn't found the 'one,' blah, blah, blah, but there is something pretty skeevy about an almost 40 year old man screwing around with 19 year olds.
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Sure, it's not a life I'd chose for myself. Sure, he's not attractive and I totally believe the rumours that he doesn't bathe.
But I don't understand the aggression it gets from some people. He can. He wants to. Therefore he does. Why does he "have to" settle down?