Sophie and Sarah, the Old English sheepdogs who put most supermodels to shame with their camera lens-burning poses.
Thank GOD for the Daily Mail for continuing to be the epitome of fine journalism by bringing us this story about two model dogs in the Netherlands whose owners make them the stars of nearly every picture they take. 4-year-old Sophie and 2-year-old Sophie mostly pose together or by themselves, but every now and again their brother Maestro and other sheepdogs make an appearance in their photo shoots. One of Sophie and Sarah’s owners, Cees Bol, tell the DM that they love English sheepdogs and they don’t breed or show them, they just take pictures of them everywhere:
“One of the reasons I post the pictures on the internet is that I noticed I can make people smile. It makes people happy to look at them and they are checking each day if there is a new picture. I got a lot of good response and that makes me happy in return. People like to watch them, even seeming to get kind of emotional with some of the pictures. Sometimes I receive mail from people who tell me that when they are feeling a little down they look at the pictures albums and feel a bit better. Sophie and Sarah are happy dogs and you can see that in the pictures. People love to watch their adventures and sometimes they are following them for years. We do our best to put a smile or an awww on a people’s face.”
If I didn’t live in a small apartment with no backyard and all carpeting, I’d totally get an English sheepdog and name him Digby. I wouldn’t even care that I’d have to trim the dingles from the mane of fluffy hair cascading out of its butt area. I mean, I do that for myself. The best part of an Old English sheepdog is that they’ve always got furry drapes covering their eyes so they can’t throw me judgmental looks for eating dry Bisquick batter out of the box with a spoon. (Like my judgmental ass dog does.)
And I really hope Pantene, Salon Selectives or some shampoo company gives Sophie and Sarah a million dollar contract, because these bitches should be selling shit to the masses. I mean, just look at this Krissy Snow hairstyle. The bitch has it.