Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

This married B-/C+ list actor/host was busted in a radio station bathroom stall having sex with the assistant to his publicist. (CDAN)

We all know that “having sex with the assistant to his publicist in a radio station bathroom stall” is just code for “glory holin’ in a park restroom.” I really wish there was an episode of Saved By The Bell: The College Years where AC Slater went to the local glory  hole and got his peen licked by Zack Morris without knowing it. The laughs!

Inside a green room at a recent big event. Three women, one man, all celebrities. Several relatives of one of the women were also in the room, along with a child or two, a couple of personal assistants and a few venue staffers. There was going to be a big audience, and nerves should have been riding high.

But the three women were all remarkably calm. Two were sitting quietly chatting with each other. The third woman was texting someone on her cell phone.

However, the man was not as calm. He was pacing back and forth, barking instructions at the third woman.

He became angry that she wasn’t giving him her full attention, and he grabbed the mobile device out of her hands. He discovered that she was texting another man. He started going through all of her texts. His voice started out low and he was swearing: “You mother fucking bitch!” As he scrolled through the texts, his voice got louder and louder until he was screaming at her. “YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH!!! YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH!!!”

The staffers looked nervously at each other, but no one else in the room seemed surprised by the outburst. No one moved to defend the third woman.

Apparently, they didn’t need to, because she jumped up and got in his face and started yelling and swearing right back at the man! She tried to grab the phone back from him, but he pushed her away and continued going through the phone and screaming at her, pushing her away, berating her, and started calling her every derogatory name for a woman in the book.

While it was shocking to the staffers that the two were going at each other so viciously, it was even more shocking to them that the two other women and the relatives and the personal assistants just sat there quietly the whole time, minding their own business through the screaming and the grabbing and the shoving! No one tried to shield the child/ren from what was going on, and no one tried to intervene in the fight. They have known the woman since she was single, and they have known her as part of a couple. The controlling behavior and the physical altercation and the swearing were all apparently just routine to them!

So, the next time you see this couple acting all sweet and loving and trusting and supportive and high class with each other in front of the cameras, know that it’s apparently a whole different story behind the scenes… (Blind Gossip)

Jay-Z’s got 99 problems and a bitch named Beyonce IS one? This would explain why Beyonce looked like a snarling bull terrier looking to maul a camel’s face at the Super Bowl.

This celebrity’s son is stirring up trouble for the second time in less than a year. The first time, it was because of his drug habits. Now, it’s because of some photos.

Naked photos, to be more exact. The celebrity’s teenage son took some naked photos of himself. They were supposed to be private. They didn’t stay that way.

Will the celebrity father be upset? It’s unlikely. He was the one who gave his son drugs in the first place, so he is not exactly the paragon of strict parenthood.

In fact, he’s so wild and free himself that he’ll probably just light up with pride when he sees the photos. By the way, there are three clues in the previous sentence. (Blind Gossip)

The only thing I’ve got is Nicolas Cage’s son Weston Cage? Weston Cage isn’t a teenager, but he has had problems with the bad shit and Nicolas Cage is crazy. Also, I’m crazy for actually getting a tingle while thinking of Weston Cage naked pictures. Shamelessness is a disease!

When this A list all movie actress who used to be an A+ list all movie actress announces her divorce in the next few weeks, one thing that probably won’t be discussed is that even though she will be seeking joint custody of the kids, her husband is the one who has the relationship with them. Our actress is kind of meh about the whole thing. (CDAN)

Nicole Kidman? I’d be “meh” about my kids too if they were constantly getting into my Botox stash and asking me if they could play handball on my forehead.