You Won't Be Seeing Any Ass Cleavage Or "Puffy" Labia At The Grammys On Sunday
Well there goes the ratings for the Grammys on Sunday night, because who wants to see a 3 hour show that doesn't have close ups of side titty, female nipples, shaved labia and ass crack? CBS' Standard and Practice Department (aka a bunch of prudish fun haters who probably shower with the lights off and only do sex missionary style through a hole in the bed sheet) sent an e-mail to the Grammy producers letting them know that at Sunday night's ceremony, they don't want to see any side tit action (Rick Ross just canceled his RSVP) and "puffy" parts on the crotch area (Taylor Swift just threw out the crotchless leggings she planned to wear).
Deadline (via Vulture) posted the email from CBS that reads like something your grandma would send your slut ass days before Thanksgiving dinner at her house:
Date: February 5, 2013, 10:39:56 PM EST
Subject: 55th GRAMMYS: Standard And Practice Wardrobe Advisory-kindly confirm receipt of s&p standards-
***GRAMMYS 2013***
CBS Program Practices advises that all talent appearing on camera please adhere to Network policy concerning wardrobe.
Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible “puffy” bare skin exposure. Please avoid commercial identification of actual brand name products on T-shirts. Foreign language on wardrobe will need to be cleared. OBSCENITY OR PARTIALLY SEEN OBSCENITY ON WARDROBE IS UNACCEPTABLE FOR BROADCAST. This as well, pertains to audience members that appear on camera. Finally, The Network requests that any organized cause visibly spelled out on talent’s wardrobe be avoided. This would include lapel pins or any other form of accessory.
I hope that every ho going to the Grammys proudly shows up with nipples out, a flashing ass crack and fully visible twat lips, because this is a travesty! I mean, are they going to put a giant censor box over Cee Lo Green, because he shows fleshy under curves, female breasts and visible puffiness on his genital region when he's fully dressed. Fuck them!
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Submitted by TOPANGA on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 8:48pm.
God forbid they expect people to show up looking decent and classy. It's the Gramny's not the tacky MTV Awards, what do they expect? Even though CBS is the lame old people network, kudos to them for making people put on some d@mn clothes for once. Does anyone not leave anything to the imagination anymore?
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Nah...that's too much like right. In our society what's wrong is "innovating", and what's right is "prudish" and what's bullshit is front page news.
But as for that outfit JLo's got on, I would've been more entertained if there'd been a wardrobe malfunction. She's only wearing that for attention anyway, I say she should've went all out. She trying to stunt like she's not a 40 year old mother who can't keep a man! She CLATCHET!
DOGGEH... Bruised my ass.. Now I won't fit in my chair either.
Hehe...
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
I am practically dying over this post and all the comments lolololol! Thanks MK and horz for brightening my ride on Hell's Chariot (the bus).
For some reason I did a double-take on the term "buttock crack" but then I thought, what else are the gonna call it? Butt cleft?
Submitted by veryoldbat on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 8:59pm.
That was in a different thread.
*kicks VOB in the buttocks*
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Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered.
Well, then, thank God Biggie and Fat Joe are dead, because they might have just showed up with their shirts off and their moobs on display!
*clutches pearls*
Do they have a buttocks limit? Please tell me they do because then Kim K. can't show up.
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DOGGEH.... kicked me in the begina bone. There may be puffy labia at the Grammys after all.
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Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
what a slut J.Lo was for wearing that in public. still it's not as bad as Miley wearing only a jacket and nothing else at some awards show recently
Bring it on!
And they think this will improve ratings? hahahahah All guests have to do is come in dressed normally and then start dropping trou... on stage! You're right, fuck them! ;p
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God forbid they expect people to show up looking decent and classy. It's the Gramny's not the tacky MTV Awards, what do they expect? Even though CBS is the lame old people network, kudos to them for making people put on some d@mn clothes for once. Does anyone not leave anything to the imagination anymore?_________________________________
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I though Puffy Labia was Sean Combs' new name?
"I mean, are they going to put a giant censor box over Cee Lo Green, because he shows fleshy under curves, female breasts and visible puffiness on his genital region when he's fully dressed. Fuck them!"
Screw you MK! Screw you to hell and back!
This whole thing cracks me up!! Sounds like clothing guidelines for Catholic girls summer camp.
WTF is up with this - "Foreign language on wardrobe will need to be cleared." Maybe there is something here I am not thinking of, but sounds pretty xenophobic to me.
Maybe CBS can tell Lettermen to quit hauling his ol man pants up so far as well....you know, puffy sacs and all.
Submitted by cocoebert on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 8:31pm.
Remember when J-Lo was a trendsetter?
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NOPE! I mean sure she made having a phat ass cool, but what about all the chicks with InvisaAss?
CBS has always thought of itself as "The Tiffany Network", a real blue haired nanny. Remember after the Superbowl with Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson, Timberlake was "un-invited" by CBS (who aired the Superbowl and took hell for Janet's nipple) to perform at the Grammys, UNTIL Timberlake completely threw her under the bus and said he was sowwy sowwy sowwy. Then he got to sing again.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 8:32pm.
Chris Brown already won. It's been confirmed.
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ahhaha honey! I hope he'll have enough energy to carry it around with that cross on his back!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
We do have to remember that CBS is the geezer network. CBS doesn't want their nursing home demographic shitting their diapers over side boob!
You basic ass bitches - puffiness is sought after.
http://www.lemondrop.com/2010/01/20/sex-toy-the-pussy-pump/
INTRODUCING THE PUSSY PUMP - The New Sex Toy Craze.
Mama June went a little overboard with the Pussy Pump and used it all over her body
Such a hoe-phobic culture we live in! *snickers*
You know, if a gust wind blew strong enough you'd see all of JHo's tits and bits. Still looks like a sexy housecoat though.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 8:26pm.
BUT THEN HOW WILL WE KNOW WHO WON THE PUFFIEST LABIA AWARD??????????????????????????????????????????
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Chris Brown already won. It's been confirmed.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
It's come to this, you have to make sure people don't show up like it's the Adult Video Awards?
Oh and JLow looked most elegant with her 1970s Charlie's Angels dress.
Remember when J-Lo was a trendsetter?
If your vagine is "puffy," you should probably see your gyno, STAT. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
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stupid, it's just going to provoke some of these idiots to dress as gross as possible, just to give them the finger.
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He might do a dance
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but at least he can talk to his car.
P. Doody has a labia??
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Because Hollywood and its many minions have "good taste" like Charlie the Tuna.
BUT THEN HOW WILL WE KNOW WHO WON THE PUFFIEST LABIA AWARD??????????????????????????????????????????
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Please keep your puffy labias covered. Is there something wrong with ma pussy, cause that shit aint "puffy".
Good Lord. We actually have to have memos to tell people what's in good taste to wear to an awards show. This world.
so....no lil' kim?
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I read this earlier and thought they meant Nicki Minaj then remember they completely blanked her out of any nominations to begin with.