Well there goes the ratings for the Grammys on Sunday night, because who wants to see a 3 hour show that doesn’t have close ups of side titty, female nipples, shaved labia and ass crack? CBS’ Standard and Practice Department (aka a bunch of prudish fun haters who probably shower with the lights off and only do sex missionary style through a hole in the bed sheet) sent an e-mail to the Grammy producers letting them know that at Sunday night’s ceremony, they don’t want to see any side tit action (Rick Ross just canceled his RSVP) and “puffy” parts on the crotch area (Taylor Swift just threw out the crotchless leggings she planned to wear).
Date: February 5, 2013, 10:39:56 PM EST
Subject: 55th GRAMMYS: Standard And Practice Wardrobe Advisory
-kindly confirm receipt of s&p standards-
CBS Program Practices advises that all talent appearing on camera please adhere to Network policy concerning wardrobe.
Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible “puffy” bare skin exposure. Please avoid commercial identification of actual brand name products on T-shirts. Foreign language on wardrobe will need to be cleared. OBSCENITY OR PARTIALLY SEEN OBSCENITY ON WARDROBE IS UNACCEPTABLE FOR BROADCAST. This as well, pertains to audience members that appear on camera. Finally, The Network requests that any organized cause visibly spelled out on talent’s wardrobe be avoided. This would include lapel pins or any other form of accessory.
I hope that every ho going to the Grammys proudly shows up with nipples out, a flashing ass crack and fully visible twat lips, because this is a travesty! I mean, are they going to put a giant censor box over Cee Lo Green, because he shows fleshy under curves, female breasts and visible puffiness on his genital region when he’s fully dressed. Fuck them!