Today's STUNT QUEEN Special Brought To You By RiRi And Chris Brown
At The Daily Mail, they have a picture of a malnourished Chris Brown making his way to court and I know this post should be about how he obviously beat up a low-level insurance agent from the 1970s to get that wrinkly suit, but I'm too busy shaking my head at RiRi walking behind him with a look in her eye that says, "Get my good side, bitch."
Chris Brown and his lawyer Mark Geragos were in a Los Angeles court room today to answer to the D.A.'s accusation that he faked most of his community service hours and should have his probation revoked. Not much happened in court today, the judge said he needed to look over the prosecutor's evidence, told Chris Brown to meet with his probation officer within the next two days and then a hearing date was set for early April. But RiRi's ass showed up with Chris Brown and put on a show in the court room...
Hollywood Life says they walked into the court room together and when RiRi sat with his mom, she blew him a kiss. Then after the hearing was over, they walked out of the court room arm-in-arm and she looked like she was trying to cheer him up. Chris Brown is on probation for beating RiRi's face and there she was blowing him kisses of love.
RiRi and Chris Brown really are going all out with the stunts this time. I'm surprised they didn't show up to court with their wedding clothes on and asked the judge to marry them since he's changed, they're in love and the judge is a judge. If you're going to pull a STUNT QUEEN move, really pull a STUNT QUEEN move.
And after court, Chris Brown's lawyer held a press conference where he said that the D.A. is "torturing" The Difficult Brown and he wants the judge to hold them all in contempt for spreading lies by saying that Chris made up his community service hours.
I don't even know what to say to that mess, but I will say that I can't believe it took me this long to ask: What in scalped horse hell is that on RiRi's head?
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To those of you who want him to "bash her face in" and "kill her in a murder/suicide": Are you for real? Because that is fascinating to me, and not in a good way. Honestly, I think it's as bad as the posters on other sites who defend him.
She needs to be punched in the face by Tina Turner on principle alone. He needs to be...gone.
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 8:05am.
heh heh she really thinks he will/can control his insecurity & violence (including an episode just two weeks ago) just for her, cuz she's sooo special and all that shit.
... then they'll understand, that 2+2=4 & you never lick the hand that hurts you -never.
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THIS.
I always hated this chick not just for this mess. She symbolizes everything that is wrong with the music industry. She gets a TON of attention for marginal talent. Yet, with all the attention her album sales are very mediocre. I think this is the beginning of the end for her anyway so the public will no suffer her anymore.
The more backlash she gets, the bolder and more justified she feels. Because you know, we just don't understand their love ~eyeroll~. Whatever. Indifference is the only way to deal w/these two. Being ignored will really burn her. Have a good life/death, RiRi.
heh heh she really thinks he will/can control his insecurity & violence (including an episode just two weeks ago) just for her, cuz she's sooo special and all that shit.
she truly looks like a horse's ass (complete w/tail now) and it's obvious he's using her to revamp his image for the court & sales.
for the sake of her fans, i hope he gives her another outrageous beat down (the worse the better) ... then they'll understand, that 2+2=4 & you never lick the hand that hurts you -never.
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Her behavior in the court room was typical victim behavior that she probably learned from her mom. Blowing kisses, smoothing things over, placating him so she doesn't get her ass beat when they get home... it's like the omega kissing up the alpha. Sick ass shit going on. I do hope she sees the light and grows out of this.
This is her life, her choice. She has millions, so she isn't forced to stay for financial reasons. They have no children together (yet), so it's just her, making this (really bad) decision---so because there aren't any kids at risk here, I don't care either way. I think she will eventually outgrow this fool and move on. He is a child and eventually she will want something better.
I felt bad for her when the first abuse photos and story came out. Now, not at all - if she wants to be with an ugly, low IQ douche bag let her - and if he beats the crap out of her, that's her problem. It isn't like she's poor with a bunch of kids and can't leave a guy....I'll save my sympathy on this one.
Looking at his face makes me believe in evolution!
If they murder-suicide at least the inevitable Lifetime movie will have a happy ending! Fuck both of these cunts.
Submitted by tomato puff: "... its not so much the fact shes still with him (thats bad) but the fact she keeps rubbing it in peoples faces..."
THIS right here. ^^
It pains me to say this, but UGH they deserve each other. Rihanna, you in danger, girl!
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Fer fucks sake MK, stop making me laugh so hard I wake the tiny baby beside me.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:44pm.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:11pm.
No, and yes.
Who the fuck made you arbitrator of reasons for disliking people?
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:49pm.
The difference between someone suffering from battered spouse syndrome and Rihanna is the fact that she was away from this asshole for a long time, and had multiple resources at her disposal in which to get the fuck away, and granted I know that having the resources to do so is only one of the things, but lets face it, a lot of spouses are not so fortunate. Also, she's such a fucking cunt about the whole thing. She throws it in everyone's faces "look at me, I'm with the guy who bashed my head in and there isn't a damn thing any of you can do it about, ain't nobodeh' bidni!" bullshit. She makes it hard for people to feel bad for her ass. She is fucking trash, and therefore gets treated as such. She is not a victim. PERIOD.
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And let the church say AMEN! lol XD I for one don't feel sorry for the hoe. She must like eating them bricks if she went back to the mofo. lol
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:49pm.
So fucking cosigned. She wasn't in any danger or fear for her life when she left him, the fact that she DID and nothing happened proves that.
And she doesn't have to worry about where she'll go or how she'll support herself away from him. She has NONE of the worries that a regular woman in an abusive relationship has! That makes a lot of difference!
No, I think she's doing this because she's fucked up, and also because she thinks it's a hardcore rebellious thing to do.
Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:21pm.
Yeah, it's just so embarrassing to imagine having a boyfriend who's constantly getting in immature fights (and can't even fight them, he needs a "posse" to protect him) and cussing out people in twitter.
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Hold the hell up! How in the blue hell is this bitch gonna have half her head shaved and the other half weaved up? The fuck? Salt-n-Pepa did this look way better, and that trend was started by a relaxer gone wrong. And someone needs to make her watch What's Love Got to Do With It, ole Fist Brown's been lookin' kinda testy lately.
At this point I wish a bus would run over his head!
So much truth in this thread, agree pretty much with all the comments, even the contradictory ones because there seems to be a lot going on here. i seriously cant with her. and why the fuck is he still around? cant they just both disappear.
Submitted by tomato puff on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 11:11pm.
...it doesnt make her look strong, it just shows how pathetic she is."
yeah i always got the vibe part of this was about making herself look "hard"(how, i dont know), maybe if she saw herself the way the rest of the world does-as sad and insecure, THAT may actually make her think twice!
I seriously do not understand her now, i feel really bad for saying it but any sympathy i had for her is officially gone. its not so much the fact shes still with him (thats bad) but the fact she keeps rubbing it in peoples faces like being with an abusive spouse is the most rebellious thing anyone could ever do and shes being so defiant about it. it doesnt make her look strong, it just shows how pathetic she is.
I actually don't think he's closeted. I just think he's an extremely emotionally immature addict who doesn't know the meaning of the word "no". He probably grew up around domestic violence, like Rihanna. As toxic as they are together, their attraction to each other makes sense. That being said, I wish they'd both fuck off.
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:10pm.
I Hate: Respectfully, I have to say that although things have gotten better in the world of domestic violence, it still exists. Poor people, rich people, white, black, and males as well as females still suffer from this syndrome. I have known several personally. You probably have, too.
And to all of you: If you think it can't happen to you, think again.
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The difference between someone suffering from battered spouse syndrome and Rihanna is the fact that she was away from this asshole for a long time, and had multiple resources at her disposal in which to get the fuck away, and granted I know that having the resources to do so is only one of the things, but lets face it, a lot of spouses are not so fortunate. Also, she's such a fucking cunt about the whole thing. She throws it in everyone's faces "look at me, I'm with the guy who bashed my head in and there isn't a damn thing any of you can do it about, ain't nobodeh' bidni!" bullshit. She makes it hard for people to feel bad for her ass. She is fucking trash, and therefore gets treated as such. She is not a victim. PERIOD.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Is this whore bald on top? That is the ugliest wig piece she's ever had.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:11pm.
No, and yes.
Who the fuck made you arbitrator of reasons for disliking people?
I hope he bashes her stupid face in. Again.
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:10pm.
Of course it still exists. But it's a completely different time now and everyone knows about it and knows about her situation.I'd feel so ashamed to be dating this guy while everyone in the world knew he beat me. Just on the basic dignity front, she seems to have no dignity. Keep in mind, and I made this point in my initial comment, she is also dating a guy who can't go a week without calling someone a faggot or getting into a massive feud with someone. As his girlfriend, I'd be embarrassed to be seen with this idiot and I'd be embarrassed to making excuses for him.
Douche.
It won't be long before one of them overdoses.
Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:02pm.
Also, can we dislike RiRi for dating a homophobe who is constantly calling other people faggots? Doesn't really have anything to do with her being the victim of abuse does it?
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.
THE TRUTH. Making the world a better place.
I Hate: Respectfully, I have to say that although things have gotten better in the world of domestic violence, it still exists. Poor people, rich people, white, black, and males as well as females still suffer from this syndrome. I have known several personally. You probably have, too.
And to all of you: If you think it can't happen to you, think again.
Chris Brown is the bad person here, people. Whatever you think of Rihanna, she did not beat him. She was the one who was beaten. When I hear the hatred spewed at her for doing what Tina Turner did for years--go back to her abuser--it makes me sad. Hate the Ike, not the Tina!
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Domestic violence is out in the open now. Back in Tina's day it was this dirty shameful secret that no one talked about. There were few places Tina could turn to for help. Riri has a million places and a million people she could turn to.
Also, can we dislike RiRi for dating a homophobe who is constantly calling other people faggots? Doesn't really have anything to do with her being the victim of abuse does it? It just mean that she likes to date homophobic douchebags. Maybe one day he'll come out of the closet and confront his own sexuality, but in the meantime, people should stay the fuck away from him and RiRi needs to stop with her girl power shit.
Submitted by misslainey: "Sad. Two broken people. I doubt either of these two can be fixed."
It is sad. I'm sadder for Rihanna, though.
Most of his issues can be traced to his need to deny his gayness. Because I truly believe he is all kinds of closeted.
There is so much HELL NO going on in this story, I would not even know where to start.
We're going to give you a fair trial- followed by a first class hanging."- Silverado
Why the hell would anyone do this to her hair, and how the hell do you grow it out?
Chris Brown is the bad person here, people. Whatever you think of Rihanna, she did not beat him. She was the one who was beaten. When I hear the hatred spewed at her for doing what Tina Turner did for years--go back to her abuser--it makes me sad. Hate the Ike, not the Tina!
They deserve each other,however I believe part of the reason he's so angry is because he cannot supress his homosexual urges. I have NEVER believed he was straight for 1 single second. He reminds me of Steven from the Real World Seattle.
I could see her forgiving him BUT he has displayed the same type of anger and the same shitty behaviour TIME AND TIME AGAIN!
at the end of the day tho ,these two bitches is played the fuck out
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Don't start none and the'll be none.
They both just need to go away..and take Lohan with you!!!!!!!!!!!! Ugh.
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Submitted by SouthernBabyDoll on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 8:42pm.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 8:31pm.
I don't want to see Rihanna get her ass beat (yes, I do but I want to be the one to do it) but sadly that's the only way she's going to get it.
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Maybe she'll use that Frankenstein forehead of hers to fight him off this time!
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With as much nicotine and weed as she takes on every day, just breathing on him should do it. Of course, he's so stupid, he'd probably think someone lit up a bong and try to get high off it.
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 8:31pm.
I don't want to see Rihanna get her ass beat (yes, I do but I want to be the one to do it) but sadly that's the only way she's going to get it.
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Maybe she'll use that Frankenstein forehead of hers to fight him off this time!
"What in scalped horse hell is that on RiRi's head?" -- haha you mean what in scalped Cyrus hell! *neeeeeighhhhh* Ridiculous.
Can't feel sorry for RiRi, she wants to be involved with his mess, so be it.
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I don't want to see Rihanna get her ass beat (yes, I do but I want to be the one to do it) but sadly that's the only way she's going to get it.
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Whatever sits on her head, it's been dead a long time...
I personally know that after his Twitter tirade with Jenny Johnson, I can't even imagine why any chick wouldn't want to be with him after his vivid discussion of farting and shitting on them. He's a damn keeper!
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
That kid is freebasing coke, no question about it. Rhianna's playing out her crackhead daddy issues with Chris Brown. The next time he kicks her ass she's going to have more than some pics to show for it.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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ubmitted by dementa on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 8:14pm.
Biggest comb-over EVER.
Submitted by SouthernBabyDoll on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 7:41pm.
So you're saying their careers will be over any day now?
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All fingers crossed man! lol
Sad. Two broken people. I doubt either of these two can be fixed.
Submitted by iloveloureed on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 8:10pm.
So sick! She probably doesn't know what masochism is, and that she is its poster girl right about now...
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You'd think she would know after doing that shitty S&M song. "Sticks & stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me!" DAFUQ?!
He probably ripped out her weave and part of her hair so she had to come up with "this" to cover for his dumb ass...again. Someone should show her the pictures of her beat face to remind her how much he loves her.
This chick has issues....weed-addicted is the least of them.
Biggest comb-over EVER.
Is Difficult Brown doing crack or something? He looks all bony and scraggly lately?
Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 7:36pm.
Although I gotta wonder if Difficult Brown would be willing to kill himself. He seems like too much of a wimp, plus he thinks too highly of himself. He'd just blame people who wanted to punish him for murder.
Submitted by SouthernBabyDoll on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 7:41pm.
So you're saying their careers will be over any day now?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
murder-suicide, order for two!