Let's All Feel Sorry For Chris Brown (UPDATE)
Apparently, The Difficult Brown deleted his Instagram page right after Jesus' lawyer sent him a cease and desist for using his shitty art to compare himself to God and St. Bea Arthur's child (Jesus is Bea Arthur's biological child and you can't tell me otherwise). But MTV News says Chris Brown has another account on Instagram that's private and he used it to cry butt tears of woe over the latest mound of shit that he created and stepped in. Chris Brown once again threw himself on the cross and bitch and moaned about he's sick of people throwing hate at him. It really is hard out for there for an entitled rage monster who thinks that he's above the law (see also: Lindsay Lohan).
Chris Brown is right. Why can't everyone just leave Chris Brown alooooone, because it's obvious that he's a changed man who has totally taken responsibility for being an asshole and shows this every day through his actions. You know when Chris Brown murdered a mirror with a chair at Good Morning America? That was a changed man! You know when Chris Brown got into a parking lot brawl with Frank Ocean instead of walking away to avoid trouble? That was a changed man! You know how Chris Brown made up all those community service hours because he thinks he's above the law? That's a changed man!
Chris Brown isn't Jesus. That's unfair to say, because Chris Brown has it worse than Jesus! Jesus was just nailed to a cross and left to bleed and starve to death. Chris Brown has to deal with bitches on Twitter and the media constantly calling him out for being an unchanged asshole. That's worse! Churches everywhere should swipe out their statues of Jesus on the cross for statues of Chris Brown crying in front of a laptop at all the mean comments, because that's real suffering.
And please, like anything is going to happen to Chris in court today. It's California! But maybe he should change his last name to "Lohan" to make sure.
UPDATE: Chris Brown denies this rant came from him and says it came from a fake Instagram account. I should've known it wasn't him when he said he wasn't Jesus.
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I would give anything to slap this pretentious, spoiled child.
Submitted by Cat Scratch on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 1:49pm.
How hard is it to write with full words...and to capitalize correctly and ARTICULATE yourself eloquently?
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I've pondered this very issue long and hard, and all I've come up with is that people are stupid and they don't give a fuck. The people who are not proud of being stupid are the minority. Yes, I just told you that you are a minority.
It's a matter of time before this douche does something that will land him in prison for the rest of his miserable life. Then he can scream and cry all he wants but nobody will care. Actually, nobody cares now. I just wish he'd shut the h*ll up.
The Difficult Brown's case needs the fine judicial skills of Judge-Not-the-One from yesterday.
I agree with everyone who said he might be less of a Douchelord and Rage Monster if he felt more free to come out.
We're going to give you a fair trial- followed by a first class hanging."- Silverado
To be honest...there really ISN'T anything that he could say or do that would make me change my opinion of him. I'm tired too.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
What a little turd! "Difficult Brown" indeed.
I wish that guy who was fake fucking would just fake fuck this idiot into oblivion...he is such a massive jerk...if there is bad things happening no doubt Fist Brown is nearby, he is making Hohan look almost responsible, and Katt Williams look like a model citizen and that is damn near impossible to do...but yes, he is doing it!! The ego on this turd is unreal.
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 12:27pm.
Oh, she is. I remember he got in trouble a year or so ago, and her reaction was to post "CHRIS BROWN IS GOD'S CHOSEN!" on twitter. I feel like there should be a club for dumb parents who create insufferable special snowflakes - Dina Lohan could be the president, followed by Mom Breezy, Bieber's Mom, Pimp Mama Kris.
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You forgot Tina Knowles & Billy Ray Cyrus!
"Chris Brown isn't Jesus. That's unfair to say, because Chris Brown has it worse than Jesus! Jesus was just nailed to a cross and left to bleed and starve to death. Chris Brown has to deal with bitches on Twitter and the media constantly calling him out for being an unchanged asshole."
Damn it MK, now I need a new computer! I spit my tea all over it laughing at this and everything's all sticky!
"Chris Brown denies this rant came from him and says it came from a fake Instagram account. I should've known it wasn't him when he said he wasn't Jesus."
I swear him and Kanye are in competition for World's Biggest Ego. The one thing about Jesus was he knew he could turn water to wine (PARTY!) but he kept it humble. XD
My first triple post as richardsimmons!
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The judge needs more time so he has to meet with his P.O. within 48 hours and goes to court afain April 5th. Of course, Rihanna was there.
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"Im TIRED do ya read me Im tired...!"--Fist.
"Im BORED Im so bored...!"--Blohan.
I swear, these two are PERFECT so perfect for each other! Cupid, shoot them both with your arrow please!
Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.
How hard is it to write with full words...and to capitalize correctly and ARTICULATE yourself eloquently? We let so much shit slide in today's world with that. It atrocious! If you're declaring your innocence and trying to advocate for yourself...wouldn't you try that much harder? I'm terrrrribly educated & I can.
<"UPDATE: Chris Brown denies this rant came from him and says it came from a fake Instagram account. I should've known it wasn't him when he said he wasn't Jesus.">
I gave the side eye to "his" use of "predicament" instead of "si-tation"
Oh Chris, since life's so hard you should just kill yourself!
OMG. There are soooo many things I could say in response to reading that tweet! Someone in Chris' camp needs to tell him to pick up his saggin' ass pants, pick up his sack of millions in cash, and go live somewhere like Idaho. Music will survive without him. Go be a regular person, get a regular job and stay out of trouble, and out of clubs. Don't buy a TV and don't go on the internet. In time, we surely will forget about you, Chris, as there will be plenty of other douche bags to take your place. But of course NONE of this is YOUR fault, and you are simply a VICTIM who can't be expected to come up with a simple solution to any of these problems that simply fall out of the sky and into your life. Dude needs to grow up fast. You want to live like an adult, you gotta be an adult.
Y'all just don't know how hard my life is! For example today for lunch I wanted a PB&J sandwich so I told Ri to tell my maid so she could tell my cook that I wanted a PB&J, with co crust, cut into 4 squares (so I don't choke on that shit). NE way bitch brings the sandwich to Ri who hands it to me and I notice immediately that the bitch ass cook only cut my sandwich in half!! I threw that motherfucking plate at the wall so hard that it shattered on impact and I started to cry because life be so unfair and shit.
Fmr.
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Just shut the fuck up, Ike Brown. Nobody gives a shit about "tired". Go lay down, take a fuckin' nap. Rest your head on that huge ego and cover up with the hate that you deserve. Punk ass bitch.
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Fuck this asshole. He makes me positively sick. I hope that his meth face gets a beating during his inevitable sentence in the clink.
"This fuckery could also double as an anthem for cats in the workforce." - Michael K, 5/1/12.
Why can't Ryan Gosling's character from Drive stamp on Difficult Brown's head and do the world a favor?
Hekki- yeah, I go back and forth with it. Actually *being* pregnant and having it delivers more attention and $$$ over all than a miscarriage. "little paycheck"....lol
elanergy- lol...no problem. Yeah, I put nothing past all of those whores either! Theys be the nastiest things I've seen in quite awhile! Blergh! ;o)
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"...I'm a greedy, money grubbing
whore and a check is a check, so I'd strap a snorkel on the ol' noggin and muff dive like there was diamonds up in there..."
By: Tigerlilly
okay- he needs to go away and get a lobotomy or something. he is so dumb- a new brain is in order for this shit brown
crazyassmom: LOL, the Emergency Famewhoring System. I dig your theory on "miscarriage" as ongoing plot device in K-Clan world. Evil clan, they are. I put NOTHING past them. Thanks for the all points bulletin. LOL
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Reminds me of when my ex had a meth phase, he would make essays worth of texts when he was high.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
If you believe in yourself, drink your school, stay in drugs, and don't do milk.
Jerseygirl - Ha at "insufferable special snowflakes"! That's so much nicer than my usual thought about such people. Like, 'congrats, you raised an asshole'. I think your phrasing sounds so much nicer ::).
Oh please. SHOW us you have changed by your actions, then MAYBE I will stop thinking you are a total douchebag asshole loser.
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People ask me why I never find a place to stop and settle down down down
But I never wanted all the things that people need to find their lives lives lives
You see we're born, born, born to be alive
Fuck, I couldn't read that drivel all the way through. I thought that this jackass wrote nonsensical sentences because he was limited to 140 characters or less on Twitter. Now I know that he's truly incapable of writing complete sentences! Fuck. Did he drop out of school in the fourth grade or something?
Submitted by elanenergy on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 12:08pm.
Someone que Mommmy Breezy to step up to the news microphone....ala Dina Lohan. This is a rinse and repeat, and I have a feeling Fist Brown's mom ... is a real piece of work.
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Oh, she is. I remember he got in trouble a year or so ago, and her reaction was to post "CHRIS BROWN IS GOD'S CHOSEN!" on twitter. I feel like there should be a club for dumb parents who create insufferable special snowflakes - Dina Lohan could be the president, followed by Mom Breezy, Bieber's Mom, Pimp Mama Kris.
Crazyassmom: my money says Little paycheck isn't going to be a miscarriage.
Kim is just getting impatient with all this Beyonce flap. It's HER turn for some attention.
LOLOLOL secretoriginal!
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
Ok! It's OT, but...
Has the "miscarriage" started? Old Kimmyurinalcakes has had to call her Doc to her house (in the middle of the night! Must be nice,right?) for *severe pains* and had them again yesterday before meeting with her lawyer. The Doc thinks it's "stress" r/t the divorce.
Uhhmm, hmmm.
Now...back to our regularly scheduled programming. This has been a test by the Emergency Famewhoring System, if this had been an actual emergency ho would have went to the ER. This was *ONLY* a test. =p
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"...I'm a greedy, money grubbing
whore and a check is a check, so I'd strap a snorkel on the ol' noggin and muff dive like there was diamonds up in there..."
By: Tigerlilly
He's young, 21, I think. That explains a lot about his long drawn out twitter letter. At this point he needs to grow up, or get a life coach.
Submitted by elanenergy on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 12:08pm.
She totally is! You know his mom was that parent that never thought her child did any wrong - EVER. No matter how many teachers and other people said anything. And then those same moms wonder why their kids grow up to be sociopaths. DURRR!
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Now I know it: Chris Brown is the Lord Byron of our times.
LOL @ SO's poem
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Submitted by Secret Original on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 12:07pm.
"RiRi's pussy is lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And bitches to slap before I sleep,
Oh - and "faggot" to yell before I sleep, too, yo!"
That is beautiful *wipes tears (of laughter)*
MK said it all: Boo Hoo Bitch. Shut your hole. Woe is you.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
*eyeroll*
When I was forced to go to church, the beaters used to have a comforting thing they'd say, about laying down your burdens at the feet of Christ. It's a lovely concept.
I invite Fist to lay down his burden of pretending he doesn't love cock. It's so freeing to just be who you are. I'm pretty sure Jesus won't care.
Someone que Mommmy Breezy to step up to the news microphone....ala Dina Lohan. This is a rinse and repeat, and I have a feeling Fist Brown's mom ... is a real piece of work.
Poor widdle Chrissy. Someone can him wambulance (tired joke, but I still love it.)
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
"A day in my shoes is a day in hell, believe it or not!"
RiRi's pussy is lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And bitches to slap before I sleep,
Oh - and "faggot" to yell before I sleep, too, yo!
He is messed up inside because he wont come to terms that he loves cock.
I just want to kick him in the junk, yo!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by mike on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 11:36am.
I wouldn't piss on him if he were aflame.
Screw the POS.
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Beautiful. Neither would I!
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
But is he tired? That's what I want to know.
Can we hear more about what Beyonce is doing today thank you.
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
It will be fun to continually judge his public breakdown. I look forward to it.
"Just look at all the fucks I give!"
It's times like this that I wish the Source Awards were still around. Then there'd be a chance Difficult Brown would go and get shot. Harsh I know but I'm tired of this whiny bitch. All these dudes who try to act so hard just get on the internet and whine like little fucking girls.
"Before yall say im weak remember what ive been through" yes honey! Beating up Rhianna's face was really generous! We don't forget your noble sacrifice!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Scum!