I See You, Falkor, I See You
And the barnyard version of Brangelina vs. Jennifer Aniston lives on. For the past couple of weeks, Brandi Glanville has been out on the ho stroll selling her book hard by releasing excerpts about how she de-Cibrianized her vagina, was willingly raped by Eddie Cibrian the night they first met and nearly barfed up her internal organs when LeAnn Rimes lured her husband away with tits made of cake. And now a week before her book comes out, there's a story in UsWeekly about how Brandi is constantly crying over how she's the victim of Eddie's nomad dick when she didn't exactly keep her legs closed to other dudes during their marriage. Well, at least we won't see staged bikini pictures of LeAnn for a little bit, because she's been busy with other things like leaking stories to UsWeekly. Unless, LeAnn let the paparazzi take pictures of her leaking these stories to UsWeekly while wearing a bikini. Yeah, she probably did that.
A source says that throughout her 8 year marriage to Eddie Cibrian, Brandi passed her poon to several dudes several times and 5 weeks after she birthed out their son Jake, she did a dude in her bedroom. But Brandi went on Twitter this morning and denied it WHILE dropping the release date of her new book.
Grasping at straws? Cut to LeAnn Rimes with a guilty look on her face as her mouth grasps a piece of straw in her stall.
Can't we just assume that Brandi and Eddie were both sluttin' before, during and after their marriage. Let's assume that Eddie stuck his nomad dick in random chicks before, during, after his marriage to Brandi and let's also assume that Eddie is sticking his nomad dick in random chicks while he's married to LeAnn Rimes. And Brandi was probably dropping her twat on random dicks before, during and after her marriage to. Eddie is always fucking and Brandi is always fucking. They're both just fucking everyone! Everyone is getting laid! Well, everyone except LeAnn Rimes. While Eddie and Brandi are screwing everybody, LeAnn is chewing on her bed of straw while tweeting her horoscope for the day.
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Submitted by vsminimoose on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 2:38pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 1:28pm.
they are all jelous of Giggy
has anyone seen Vanderpump Rules or whatever it's called?
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Yes. It really sucks. Lisa is still fab but I'm disappointed that she has to be the face of that sh*tfest.
I'm sure it burns the other housewives' toast that she got her own spinoff.
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It does, especially Kyle since she's the one that "got them all casted" for the show, she thought it would be all about her, but everyone took a liking to Lisa instead.
I don't mind Kyle, w/e, and I really like the fact that Brandi calls people out on their shit. I do think it got sticky when she spoke up about Maloof having an affair with Mayor Villaraigosa for the last two years, as that is supposedly what was really said during that fight.
I hope it does come out in the open because I think our Mayor is a swarmy fkr. it would also explain the police pictures that "suddenly" appeared to prove her accounts of abuse.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
Those are cheek implants on Brandi, right? I mean, nobody looks like that naturally...?
that cover is funny as hell.
gosh how embarrassing, dont you have some pride? you both are fighting over eddie cibrian's cuban cigar? eddie cibrian passed his prime around 1995-1996 when my cousin used to fuck the tv when he came on on that soap opera show.
back then, most dudes didn't work out, and eddie was one of the few dudes with muscles, so my cousin went absolutely lady horny for him.
They are all fucking nuts.
What do they do? they don't work!
I wish I could make money just talking about my life. Unfortunatley it would only appeal to those into gay porn.
The girls on Vanderpump Rules all remind me of scrawny, underfed alley cats. And the one "singer" girl that got with Eddie sounds like a dying alley cat. No bueno!
Falcon needs a life though- one that does not involve running to tabloids. Here's a novel idea- she could actually use her talent to sing! Brandi is pretty, but she has no discernible talent. Why is Falcor so focused on his ex? Falcor got the human slut bucket known as Eddie- be happy! At least until he runs off with the next side piece waving money at him.
We're going to give you a fair trial- followed by a first class hanging."- Silverado
I gotta hand it to Brandi--she's a talentless, nobody, plastic-faced blonde and she's news, dammit!
Well played.
OMG, Gland and Falcor, WHO CARES!
#WISHIHEARD no more about them.
"barnyard version of Brangelina vs. Jennifer Aniston" - lol
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I am obsessed with this story. I'm surely the only one.
*still picturing Leann looking guilty wif straw in her mouf*
LOL LA Chay!!!!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
and ladies can we take another moment to observe the preview for next week's episode, where Lisa asks Kyle to apologize for not sticking up for her and Kyle says "Lisa....." as if Lisa has absolutely no right to expect that Kyle, whom she considers a friend, should stuck up for Lisa against the idiot chicken bather Adrienne!! It's quite outrageous that Lisa must go through so much heartbreak over Adrienne whose actual worth, as a "human being" human being is in quotations marks because she's actually a humanoid meaning human in appearance but quite the contrary when you observe the facts, IS ABSOLUTELY BEREFT OF EXISTENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by LoCoJo on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 3:20pm.
Wow, it's like trailer trash version of Elizabeth Taylor, Debbie Reynolds, & and Eddie Fischer.
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yes except no one can POSSIBLY fill the role of La Liz (please sit down Lindsay!!!)
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Wow, it's like trailer trash version of Elizabeth Taylor, Debbie Reynolds, & and Eddie Fischer.
Submitted by vsminimoose on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 2:38pm.
I'm sure it burns the other housewives' toast that she got her own spinoff.
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oh honey, can you imagine Adrienne's putrid insides DEVOURING themselves at the thought, like an ancient Chinese curse basket filled with insects eating themselves until the hungriest, most aggressive insect is the victor and is then used by ninjas to assassinate prominent political figures?! honey, I would simply DIE ON THE GROUND FLOOR!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 1:28pm.
they are all jelous of Giggy
has anyone seen Vanderpump Rules or whatever it's called?
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Yes. It really sucks. Lisa is still fab but I'm disappointed that she has to be the face of that sh*tfest.
I'm sure it burns the other housewives' toast that she got her own spinoff.
You know....I would imagine that much of the population grew up in a similar scenario. Our parents probably had love triangles and quadrangles, but they didn't get paid millions for it (that we know of). I don't feel sorry for their kids. They have the same mental damage as the rest of us, only they will be set financially for life. Lucky biotches.
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I believe her.
What woman in her right mind would fuck some stray peen first thing after having a baby? Sounds like bull shit.
for fucks sake who gives a rat's ass about this stupid 'triangle' besides the three asshats involved. this shit sells magazines? really? why am i not surprised considered the kuntrashians practically own E!
Vanderpump rules is simply awful. I love Lisa but hate those cunts on the show. Stassi is so clearly acting, and terribly at that. That show is scripted drivel.
Barnyard version of Brangilina vs Aniston. ahahahahaahhaahahahahah
I heart Dlisted. it's true.
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lol ... i'm gone from here for a few months and come back and it's like someone sitcom-thumped sucky hard in the head and now he's all "we" and "honey". who turned him into my aunt? wtf did i miss? did he leave his basement and why does he sound like big ang in my head?
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
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Eddie sure has a type, doesn't he? Ugly, plastic-faced malnourished blondes. GAG.
Haha - the side-by-side comparison shows off what a bow wow LeAnn really is. This whole triangle is stupid. I don't love Bandi, but I hope LeAnn's inevitable breakdown makes Brit's look like a bad day. That body double clingwrap bitch be crazy yo.
Oh Lord, it's to the point I must read this book. I just hope the good parts haven't all been posted here. She sounds like she's out to get Eddie and I can't wait. I'll sit in First Class with this to my face unashamably. This is why I hate Kindles - you can't tell what people are reading. If everyone was reading this in book form at the same time (of course they would be) we could have a big book club in the air.
Brandi needs to get the fuck over herself. Her main problem is that she thinks she's the shit and simply cannot accept that Eddie cheated ON HER!
These people seem to not understand that kids grow up and will judge them later on in life. Eddie may be a cheating ass, but he keps his mouth shut. I'm thinking those kids will have major issues with women when they grow up cos dad doesn't seem to respect them, and neither mom or stepmom respect themselves.
M.E. haha, I laugh thinking about a giant Luck Dragon trying to fit the Brandi Skin suit she made herself over her snout.
"It puts the lotion..."
Eddie leaving Brandi for LeAnn was the best thing that could of happened to Brandi. If it wasn't LeAnn it would of been another broke wannabe model/actress.
All three of these tools need to STFU and move on with their lives.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 1:28pm.
I haven't watched it but they were all on Andy Cohen one night and it was so eye roll inducing I don't think I could watch it without getting stabby. that blonde skank who claims to be descended from a swedish princess is especially awful.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Falcor is so fucking desperate to be Brandi.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 1:28pm.
they are all jelous of Giggy
has anyone seen Vanderpump Rules or whatever it's called?
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honey between the drama of Housewives and Dlisted, we simply DO NOT have the time! (we do but we pretend that we don't!)
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by vsminimoose on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 1:22pm.
Suck
They're all jealous of Lisa because she seems to have the most "normal" family and marriage in the bunch. Plus she's probably richer than all of them, seems to have a job and life and is hot.
She really is a hottie.
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Honey, there will be no argument presented by MYSELF after reading those statements, in fact, we, as a macho man, who lives in REALITY (some of you may have heard of it) will recognize your reality occupying space because you took the time to tell the truth and point out the facts IN PUBLIC, for EVERYONE to see!!!!
We are really disagreeing with Mz. Ken's attitude towards Mauricio after she handed her the gin, the men were so good at staying out of the petty lady arguments last season and now it seems to have affected them this season, it is really unfortunate but we love Ken and Mauricio either way! And honey, can anyone possibly believe that bitches are STILL bringing up this "Maloof Hoof" business, and Adrienne, who has absolutely nothing to do with her life, and we mean absolutely nothing, has to get emotional about Lisa making a VERY SIMPLE play on words, instead, Adrienne, being the crazy psycho bitch she is, has to twist it around to mean that Lisa was implying that her shoes were for actual HORSES or HORSE LADIES!!! (like the one in the picture above named Falcor DeRimes Hay Chewer IV)!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
they are all jelous of Giggy
has anyone seen Vanderpump Rules or whatever it's called?
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Suck
They're all jealous of Lisa because she seems to have the most "normal" family and marriage in the bunch. Plus she's probably richer than all of them, seems to have a job and life and is hot.
She really is a hottie.
I don't get why anyone would take anybody's side in this thing. Brandi is a fucking shitty mother and, like the other two, an all-round lousy excuse for a human being. Being cheated on doesn't absolve her of anything.
jellibean - that is some serial SWF shit. And I know that is only PART of it.
I'd rather know about Seth Cohen dating or not dating Blair Waldorf.
But anyhoo Team Brandi!
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
ladies does anyone watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? Ladies, we just caught it last night and ladies... why is Camille coming out with how much of Sur Lisa owns? That's really ridiculous ladies! And why is Lisa always being attacked and put down by all the other ladies is what I wanna know. Like Kyle with her big mouth, ladies, about how it's not fair that Adrienne isn't there to defend herself meanwhile when people talk shit about Lisa, no one is saying anything, it's really ridiculous, and then Kyle is like trying to shut Lisa up like she has no place to say anything, uhh ladies, let's get a grip on this thing we call life and the reality zone that we ALL SUPPOSEDLY live and breathe in ladies!!!!! And honey, Adrienne denying that she sued Brandi is REALLY rich, does it say "STUPID" across all of our unbotoxed foreheads ladies? So let me GUESS, Adrienne wants us ALL to believe that after huffing and puffing about how SUED Brandi is about to be that she did not contact her lawyer to write/call/something to Brandi? Ladies, we may 4204life 4eva but we weren't stoned yesterday! It is really ridiculous around there and then Yolanda's shushing, honey, then she drinks that big ass glass of tequila while saying there's nothing more disgusting than a drunk woman now honey that is a glass of straight up tequila what does she think is gonna happen? oh please she's ridiculous ladies! Not as ridiculous as you ladies but still! You're not in front of a camera! (and we are REALLY thankful for THAT!)
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
As if rhobh could mock anyone's plastic surgery! Have they looked in the mirror lately?
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
Girls, girls you are both skanky whores.
The creepiest part of this whole ordeal is Falcor's almost daily SWF-ing of Brandi:
http://www.heathershaughties.com/2012/05/leann-rimes-copies-brandi-glanv...
http://twitpic.com/photos/MissyMacDD
The best part of it is M.K.'s nickname Falcor for Falcor, it cracks me up every time someone comes across it and asks, who is Falcor?
MJT - LMAO! So she thought she couldn't get pregnant that soon after child birth eh?
there is just too much fucking going on. in Hollyweird and the world.
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 12:55pm.
I have a friend whose two children are 10 months apart because she couldn't wait. And she wonders why her body is having a hard time recovering. DUR!
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
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And I fucking hate whatev/whatevs... nasty ass ex gf used to say it all the time (typically right after sex) and the way she said it and held her hand up in the air just pisses me off.
*perplexed*
And sign me up for the "I Hate Drama" club
Submitted by Jeanneee on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 12:56pm.
These people are all disgusting. I sincerely hope they are setting aside plenty of their ill-gotten money for their children's inevitable years and years of intensive therapy.
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No shit....Thank god she doesn't have a daughter...can you imagine the mommy/daddy issues she would have when she grew up?
yowza.
This is like...the future of The most popular girls in school ....
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 12:55pm.
Nanners - the docs say no secks for 6 weeks after a vaginal birth, but there are many women who do not wait that long.
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