Hot Sluts Of The Day!
Sophie and Sarah, the Old English sheepdogs who put most supermodels to shame with their camera lens-burning poses.
Thank GOD for the Daily Mail for continuing to be the epitome of fine journalism by bringing us this story about two model dogs in the Netherlands whose owners make them the stars of nearly every picture they take. 4-year-old Sophie and 2-year-old Sophie mostly pose together or by themselves, but every now and again their brother Maestro and other sheepdogs make an appearance in their photo shoots. One of Sophie and Sarah's owners, Cees Bol, tell the DM that they love English sheepdogs and they don't breed or show them, they just take pictures of them everywhere:
"One of the reasons I post the pictures on the internet is that I noticed I can make people smile. It makes people happy to look at them and they are checking each day if there is a new picture. I got a lot of good response and that makes me happy in return. People like to watch them, even seeming to get kind of emotional with some of the pictures. Sometimes I receive mail from people who tell me that when they are feeling a little down they look at the pictures albums and feel a bit better. Sophie and Sarah are happy dogs and you can see that in the pictures. People love to watch their adventures and sometimes they are following them for years. We do our best to put a smile or an awww on a people's face."
If I didn't live in a small apartment with no backyard and all carpeting, I'd totally get an English sheepdog and name him Digby. I wouldn't even care that I'd have to trim the dingles from the mane of fluffy hair cascading out of its butt area. I mean, I do that for myself. The best part of an Old English sheepdog is that they've always got furry drapes covering their eyes so they can't throw me judgmental looks for eating dry Bisquick batter out of the box with a spoon. (Like my judgmental ass dog does.)
And I really hope Pantene, Salon Selectives or some shampoo company gives Sophie and Sarah a million dollar contract, because these bitches should be selling shit to the masses. I mean, just look at this Krissy Snow hairstyle. The bitch has it.
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Ewww. Disgusting. Dogs--especially mops like those are so gross. I'm sure the owners' home stinks to high heaven and is covered in dog hair. The backyard (ahem "garden" according to Brits) is probably a stinking heap of dog crap. TeamCats all the way.
SOOOOOO fluffy! I just want to hug them! And cuddle in that beanbag with them. (Not in an inappropriate way, you sucio f*ck.) (To quote a certain someone.) ;)
I wish we had a dog, but everyone in my 'hood has Pits and Rotts and no leashes, and has to TELL their dogs not to attack my kid. Or me.
Thank the EVERYTHING I teach my children not to EVER approach an unfamiliar dog without the owner's permission.
Sheepdogs for da win! I love those big floofy dogs.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 3:11pm.
oolololol honey! You know I can't run in these heels! I will briskly trot though! Trot and sweat!
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Oh Honey! At least your foot can fit in heels, honey! Imagine being one of these heffas and having to Crisco your feet in to some House slippers HONEY, and then taking your swollen Dollar General house slippered hooves on here to call Jennifer Lawrence fat HONEY!Oh Honey!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 3:08pm.
OH HONEY!YOU better throw Links jerky strips and little debbie snack cakes on the ground to throw them off the trail and RUN honey!
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oolololol honey! You know I can't run in these heels! I will briskly trot though! Trot and sweat!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 2:50pm.
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Honey! I'm begging you! Please stop! You are frightening us and make us want to focus on our job!! Please!!
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OH HONEY!YOU better throw Links jerky strips and little debbie snack cakes on the ground to throw them off the trail and RUN honey!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 2:48pm.
And they know that you know honey! They are like bears, but more hairy honey! Oh Honey! Don't look them in the eyes, they can smell fear!
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Honey! I'm begging you! Please stop! You are frightening us and make us want to focus on our job!! Please!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 2:22pm.
honey! We have an INTIMATE AWARENESS of the fact that you just let everyone know that you know!
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And they know that you know honey! They are like bears, but more hairy honey! Oh Honey! Don't look them in the eyes, they can smell fear!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Oh honey I have a neighbor on the other side of the field who has one of these puppehs. He usually keeps him shorn but when he lets his hair grow out big puppeh is just darling, honey.
He doesn't let on but I know he is jellis because his dog jumps up on me everytime he sees me, just puts his big paws on my shoulders and tries to french me honey. Then my 35 lb fuzzball gets jellis and tries to break us up, honey I swear mine can't stand another dog liking me, she is just crazy, honey.
Then they both run around a bit on the field like two oversized lint balls. It is sooo cute and sweet we both got to go home and get insulin shots, it is just too sweet honey.
But you have to comb that shit every day, dogs like that is some high maintenance. Divas, honey, divas. lols
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 2:21pm.
Lolololo they should BE so lucky but they aren't HONEY!
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honey! We have an INTIMATE AWARENESS of the fact that you just let everyone know that you know!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 1:41pm.
Honey! You most CERTAINLY have the idea!
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Lolololo they should BE so lucky but they aren't HONEY!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 1:37pm.
And less hairy???
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Honey! You most CERTAINLY have the idea!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 1:36pm.
honey PLEASE they wish they could be that skinny!
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And less hairy???
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 1:35pm.
I thought you were gonna say this is the dog version of what you imagine the majority of Dlisted members look like. Disappointed in you Sucky!
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honey PLEASE they wish they could be that skinny!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 9:30am.
Best friends♥
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I thought you were gonna say this is the dog version of what you imagine the majority of Dlisted members look like. Disappointed in you Sucky!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Love it! Such an amusing photos. I bet they bring great joy and comfort to their owners.
“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face…”
They are so cute! Better looking then most of the models today!
I love them...I just want to squeeze them!
AWE! Growing up, till age 6 we had a pet Old English Sheep Dog, Frey Frey. His real name was Sir Frances somethingorother.
I don't remember much about him, but I do have some memories of him.
My dog does this butt-scoot thing when she gets a dingle. That smashes it into her fur & then I have to do a full bath and "surgery". So gross. This is why I like to keep her hair short (my hubby likes her hair long - but does he ever deal with the dingles?!? nope.)
That said, those two big puppehs are adorable! I love the pics where they're playing chess (#3) & sitting in the chair (#8). My dogger sits in our chair like that - very unladylike. Lol.
I like little dogs...I can't handle big ones. But, that doesn't mean that big doggies aren't cute, too! :)
Oh, they look like they enjoy having their picture taken. So cute. I'd buy this as a calendar.
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Why don't you dance with me? I'm not no limburger.
Awww. So cute.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
SO. PUFFEH.
However, I know how often I have to comb a turd out of the tail of my Himalayan cats, so I can't even imagine what one of those sheepdogs would be like. Yikey hell!
I had one, Watson. The best breed other than the standard Poodle....oh and the Shih Tzu!!! And SOME Chi's.
Love them all. Could put me on an island, all alone with only those breeds for company and all would be good. I'm allergic to dogs and those are the only breeds that don't make me sneeze too much otherwise i would be surrounded by pound puppies.
I wish I could post the pics of my lil rat yesterday, we went to Central Park etc... I love puppy pics
FUR. OVERLOAD. This cuteness x infinity is regenerating my dead feelings nerve endings. I see a book deal for these people.
"I mean, just look at this Krissy Snow hairstyle. The bitch has it." THIS is why I love you MK!
I love that some people just want to bring smiles and awwws to others' faces. It's a sweet sentiment and shows a generous, thoughtful nature. And agreed: thank heavens for the hard-hitting journalism of the Daily Mail! (I can snark, but to be honest, I'd rather read about this kind of stuff than a 100,000,000,000th article about a bloodbath in the middle east)
"I wouldn't even care that I'd have to trim the dingles from the mane of fluffy hair cascading out of its butt area. I mean, I do that for myself."
Michael K, I think you should come to my house and show Mr. Chewi how it's done.
These pics are precious. I very much appreciate puppeh pics in the morning.
G'day, horz.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
i love every one of these pictures!
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
There is no such thing as too many cute animal pics on the interwebs.
Team Fur!
I love the action shot!
Michael K you give yourself little credit. People come HERE because it's a happy place from the dreary rat race and we get a smile. We just don't get any pictures of you trimming your dingles or eating Bisquick out of the box (how in the hell did you come up with that. I remember in college during finals my roommate coming up with popcorn-n-broccoli before the pantry was completely bare but we never thought of dry pancake mix)
MUCH better than photos with teacup breeds or cats. No offense - it's just nice to see big dogs get some love.
Best friends♥
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I have 900 plus pics on m iPad only three have humans in them, so yes I can relate, my critters are my heart....happiness is them!!
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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"Marriage is what you do when you decide one cock is good enough to let the owner annoy you for the rest of your life." - TrashyWilma
SMILING:-) me want those puppehs!
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mission accomplished.
I'm not a sheepdog fan per se, as I don't know how anyone could keep up with all the grooming they probably need, but these guys are adorable and made me smile too.
What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.