Thursday, February 7th 2013
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 6th!
Instead of Dorothy, our tornado accidentally sucked her uncle Dwayne into Oz. He already killed the dancing flowers and he's really going to work on the munchkins now. HELP US. - Orangina
Runners-up:
"It puts the lotion on its face - lest is gets the plunger again." - Miss_Ann_Thrope
He really went cuckoo when one of the heads shouted "Ha ha, you missed-ogynist!" - TexnDoc
Not to be outdone by Kramer's success with his coffee table book, Elaine sold Mr. Pittman on the idea of "JimBob 101: how to get a head in life" - Jintess
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Thanks for picking my caption as the winner, MK! And great job on your captions Miss_Ann_Thrope, TexnDoc and Jintess! Nice turn out, everybody deserves some Gatorade and an orange wedge.
Congrats winners! I also liked Ikcor's Courtney Stodden caption.
"...sometimes sucking on the same dick gets real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin
Billy Ray reveals his method for choosing Miley's next hair style. Thisun here!
A behind-the-scenes peek into how The CW casts its shows.
And I thought Rihanna's 5 head was bad...
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after her shitty show was over, mama june went through a radical transformation and now shes trying to get revenge on past demons
Breast implants in Arkansas made easy. Ya gotta shoot em an STICK EM!
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Buried in deep cover, far from Rivendell, and hard up for quality supplies, Legolas had to improvise to find ways to work off his bitterness at being forced to go brunette.
Next on E!, Rob Kardashian tries out some homemade stress relief.
"To pee, or not to pee, that is the question.
Whether 'tis Nobler in the mind to suffer
The Slings and Arrows of outrageous plumbers.
Or to take Arms against a sea of barbies,
And by opposing end them: to die, to sleep.
No more; and by a sleep, to say we end
The Heart-ache, and the thousand dlisted comments against me."
(Buckwild Does Hamlet.)
How Courtney Stodden picks her face o' the day.
heheharr
DOG!!!
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Sucky - Ultimate Grand Supreme Dlisted Celebrity
http://youtu.be/kYrxbOV_znM
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 9:23pm.
SANDBITCH!!!
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DOG!!!
Not that one would dare want to be bumping one's own caption but...
DOG!!!
Dog & Sandbitch.
Single flush or double flush?
(It's not about winning - it's about being funny/humorous!)
Submitted by Homeless J on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 9:24pm.
Please. Stop bumping your caption. You aren't changing it at all and it's really annoying to see you trying too hard.
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SANDBITCH!!!
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" I suck, Mr. Howard Stern?"
"Ok, suck this, Buckwild style!"
Cletus decided it was time to give the Spice Girls a "heads up".
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Even this photo of Jon-Benet Ramsey's dad at target practice wasn't enough for the grand jury to indict him.
come and listen to a story
bout a man named jed
he got himself a plunger
and some dolls with a blonde head
FLORIDA (AP) Police finally make an arrest in the notorious Barbie Murders. Seen here is Larry the Plumber, photo taken just hours prior to the raid on his Pensacola compound.
Yeah I'd like to kill me some Olsen's too -
Not to be outdone by Kramer's success with his coffee table book, Elaine sold Mr. Pittman on the idea of "JimBob 101: how to get a head in life"
Courtney Stodden has a $5,000 bounty on her head
LUIP - "Laughed Until I Puked".
With the extra proceeds from her book "Drinking and Tweeting", Brandi Glanville is following Kym Richards' lead and employing a houseman.
The successful applicant will be selected by pulling the most weeds and popping the highest number of Leann Rimes effigies in 5 minutes. Weeds and Leann Rimes effigies will be supplied by Ms Glanville.
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Sucky - Ultimate Grand Supreme Dlisted Celebrity
http://youtu.be/kYrxbOV_znM
"Sorry, West Virginia, you are the flav-voyeur of the day!"
The score, so far ...
Betty White - five!
Buckwild - 0.
America love's Betty White!
Buckwild doesn't.
TLC's spinoff of 'I didn't know I Was Pregnant'
"I Didn't Know My Girlfriend Was Pregnant"
P.S - I Love you Anonymous guys and/or girls!
The 'Anonymous' hacker group's, West Virginia cell, sent out a communique' today, threatening to shut down the Matel website if the company didn't produce a Barbie version of themselves.
(Ok, firewall updated, IP address changed, delete this bookmark, post caption, P.S - I Love you Anonymous guys and/or girls! - turn off computer, never go online again.)
Britney sends her plumber out to the yard to fetch her next weave.
What can I say? I'm just a sucker for a pretty face.
The Watergate Plumber's Union were granted full pardons, reinstated & integrated into Seal Team 6.
The Ted Nugent band immediately went into hiding.
Getting a little head West Virginia style.
Somehow, Chris Brown's new single 'Hit the Fivehead' got lost in translation when it reached Russia - but it was for the best.
After immediately getting eliminated from 'America's Got Talent' - Billy Bob plunged into depression ... and a near sociopathic State - next to West Virginia.
"F#@%* you, Howard Stern!"
"It's the story of a man named Brady,
who was busy with five heads of his own..."
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Coming soon to TLC: American Redneck-Toilet-Plunger-Baby-Doll-Head-Shootin' Dynasty
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Candelabia - you're doing it wrong!
Looks like Cupid found Manti T'eo again!
At eRussianBride.com, we use a highly technical matching process to ensure deep compatibility, so take the plunge today!
How serial plumbers get their start...
Buckwild does the Hunger Games.
(Is it in Sissonville, West Virginia or Sissy-ville, West Virginia?)
If you build it, he will plunge.
It's a Valentimes Day Stoopid. If he shoots you with his magic plunger you become stoopid in luv with someone.
I'm not saying Gavin Rossdale is exactly unhappy that he turned heterosexual for Gwen Stefani, but here he is during some alone-time.
Mitt Romney has really let himself go after the vicious beating he took. Inexplicably he blames Honey Boo Boo.
It seems Mr. Federline wasn't as happy with the alimony settlement as we thought.