“Hey man, isn’t that Steve Tyler?”
“Nah, I think it’s Liv Tyler.”
“Whatever man, I cried at the end of Armageddon”
“Yeah, me too bro!” – Homeless J
White Oprah scoffed at reports that her daughter wasn’t staying at a reputable hotel – she is – White Oprah just didn’t say exactly WHERE in the Beverly Hills Hotel Lindsey was staying. – crankenstein
Tan “Mom” was nearly busted in the men’s room at XL, but quickly thought to re-tuck and sit down when “she” heard someone coming. – turnelbup
How do you know when you’ve hit rock bottom?
When urinal the wrong places. – Dawn Davenport