Wednesday, February 6th 2013

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

When celebrities get accused of crimes, they can sometimes make the plaintiffs go away by having their high-priced lawyers wear them down, by threatening them with counter suits, or by paying them off.

This time, however, it seemed that the usual legal maneuverings and threats weren’t working for this famous actor. It looked like the plaintiff was actually going to have his day in court. It looked like the disgusting, private, sordid details of the actor’s bad behavior would be laid out for the whole world to see! Everyone would be talking about it…

Oh, come on. Are you kidding? You know that there was no way on heaven or earth that was going to happen! Guess who just made a huge payoff to the victim to drop everything? That’s right. Money talked and everybody walked. Or sailed. Or flew. The price of freedom? $1.75 million. (Blind Gossip)

John Travolta and that cruise ship employee whose peen he tried to rent for $12,000? Exhibit: A

$1.75 million is a lot of money, but is it enough money to pay for the hundreds of hours of therapy the cruise ship employee will need to deal with John Travolta's hungry and itchy anus haunting his nightmares every night?

No one should be surprised that this reality star and her husband are splitting. Why not? Because there was nothing real about their marriage in the first place! He needed a beard, and she needed someone with a lot of money to support her.

It worked out fine for the first few years. She pretended to be a devoted wife, and he lived across the street with his boyfriend. However, as more family lies and tensions about sexuality and business and crime and money and loyalty piled on over the years, sustaining the non-relationship became impossible. Interestingly enough, her siblings are being more supportive of him in the split. So much for family! (Blind Gossip)

Dina and Tommy Manzo from The Real Housewives of New Jersey? I've heard the rumors that Tommy Manzo likes to lick alfredo sauce off man sausage, but I never really paid attention to them. But then I just Googled "Tommy Manzo gay" and the first picture that came up was a picture of Dina giving him excited sex eyes and him clinging to wood for dear life.

This esteemed, over-40 American film actor was playing a game of tennis with a friend when they noticed a couple of young men doing the same on the next court over. The four men wound up playing doubles together, and the actor suggested that they all get together for dinner.

The actor took them to a very fancy restaurant that night and they all enjoyed dining on fine food and drinking great wine and talking about sports and women.

The next day, the actor called up one of the young men and asked if he would like to get together for dinner again. The man agreed, and although the other two couldn’t make it, they had another wonderful night out at another nice restaurant, with the two of them drinking and the actor regaling him with stories about his life in show business. This happened several days in a row.

The actor then began texting the man several times a day… until one of the man’s friends clued him in that he actor was gay, and that he saw their dinner dates as actual “date dates”.

The naïve young man had no idea the actor was gay. He just thought that he had just become pals with a famous actor! So when the actor texted him – as usual – the next day, the young man mentioned that he was really glad that they had become friends and that he enjoyed his company, but that he just wanted to make sure that the actor knew that he was straight and that he had a girlfriend.

The actor replied, “I don’t know where you got the idea from that I ever wanted anything more! I’m totally straight and I just want to be your friend!” But after that, the man never heard from the actor again, and the actor never replied to his texts again.

Yes, the actor is still in the closet. (Blind Gossip)

Kevin Spacey STILL keeps a pied-à-terre in the closet?!

This C list celebrity lasted two dates with this A list television and movie actress who has spent most of the last decade in television on some very popular shows. They had sex after the second date and the actress told the celebrity what the names of her breasts were and that he should refer to them by their individual names. She also spent 20 minutes asking him which one he liked better. She got genuinely upset when he could not remember the name of one of them. He said he was so distracted by her talking about them and other topics that it was the strangest sex he has ever had and not something he ever wanted to repeat. (CDAN)

Chuy from Chelsea Lately and Jennifer Love Hewitt? Or David Gandy and Betty White? Yeah, it's probably the latter.

Posted by: Michael K


ProfessorVP's picture

The thing Spacey and Travolta have in common is that they behave outrageously- Travolta even more so, not even trying to "date" like Spacey, just reach out and grope someone, no sweet talk first... and both are convinced the public has no clue about them. But maybe they are right. Comments here are like, gosh, just maybe they are gay, who knows? Maybe the planet Jupiter is large, who knows?

Twat Muffin's picture

Meatblocks -- I know what you mean about talking to the camera. If it were anyone else but Kevin Spacey, it would be really horrible. Eventually you get used to it, though. And Robin Wright, I have to admit, I really don't care for her at all, and I agree about the manilla paper comment. However, I think this is about one of the first roles I've seen her in where she's been quite good & found her niche, though I've never understood the fuss about her before. She is bland, though, I'll give you that. I just wish you'd give it a second chance.

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Meatblocks's picture

i gotta admit, twat m., i gave up after a few minutes so maybe it did get better/redeem itself after he gratuitously killed off the dog in failed attempt to establish how "cool/hard" his character was. but i'm defective, i own that (*hugs self*) & i bailed at the dance when he turned to the camera the second time and started talking, it was too precocious for my blood.
plus, looking at robin wright is like looking at slightly crumpled manilla paper -bland & no use. there just wasn't much going on for me.
and i'm no one to take show critique from as my current fav shows are rhobh & american idol.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

karen's picture

" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs

love love love kevin spacey. great actor, dont care if he is gay bi whatever, id do him anytime if given a chance. i enjoyed house of cards, watched it all in a week,

miz cynical's picture

'Curl your wig'! Ha! Yeah, I totally think Albie's gay. Even w/Caroline pretending as though she's cool w/ the idea of her bro being gay. I think she may be fine with it, as long as her son isn't.

Twat Muffin's picture

Meatblocks -- I agree with you about the dying dog scene, I had a really hard time with that it. There's lots of series that are beloved by many and hated by some. For example, people adored "Friends" and I despise it. To each his own, I guess.

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Meatblocks's picture

gad. i took heed of what some folks were saying about that netflix house of cards and GOD that was the most borrrring shit ever.
oh boy, he killed a dying dog and waxed noblely about useless pain(=lame & too forced). then he (briefly) kissed on robin wright and you know you cringed knowing full well he was picturing a poolboy's taint & tip on her wrist & lips to get through it so, yeah, i see what you all are saying about he may be a good actor BUT the show was awful, it was boring and spacey's talking to the camera was stupid.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

Twat Muffin's picture

Albatross -- I thought I was the only one who thought he was hot, but I find I am not the only one. I know, that voice, OMG, it's just dripping with sex.

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Gay or not, Kevin Spacey is a hot hunk o' man. And he's got a sexy voice, too.

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Madam Pince -- OMG, are we soulmates or what? I think Kevin is so hot -- I'd do him day & night, too. Have you seen "House of Cards" yet? If not, then you HAVE to! There's an oral sex scene in it that will curl your wig -- wow!

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MIRROR BORE -- Albie is as queer as they make them. I don't care if he has a girlfriend, talk about a beard.

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I would do Kevin Spacey all day, and I'm not much into doing at my age. I know he's gay and don't give a shit. He's hot and the best actor.

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Twat Muffin's picture

Condi -- I know, I'm in denial, but I just think he's so damn sexy. It goes to show you what a great actor he is. That's interesting background you provided, though -- thanks for the story.

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MIRROR BORE's picture

I'm not surprised that the Dina husbo might be gay. Apparently, the gay gene lingers in the Manzo DNA, since rumor has it that Albie was more than "best friends" with that Gay Greg dude who lived with two HETERO brothers in an apartment.

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Submitted by Twat Muffin

Oh, please, don't let that blind item be Kevin Spacey. I just finished watching this season of "House of Cards" and I am more in love with him than ever. I think he's so hot and would totally try to turn him, I love his dimples & voice. He had a sex scene that was totally hot & totally believable

Oh, honey. That's why they call it "acting," babe. NPH also does hot romance scenes, as does Zachary Quinto. They're doing their jobs, but it has nothing to do with who they are.

For the record, in high school my sister had a peripheral connection to Spacey's drama department crowd (she used to go with a boy who was best friends with one of Spacey's best friends, now a fairly well-known character actress). The upshot: he's gay.

And for the record, you can't "turn him." No gay man or woman can be "turned." They might have isolated instances of sex with the opposite sex, but their own sex is the only one which truly turns them on.

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VOB -- hey, baby! OMG, isn't HOC amazing? Aside from my overwhelming lust for Kevin, the show is incredible, production values & acting. I hope this is the new wave of television. I'm so happy you like it! Wait until you see one of the hot Kevin sex scenes -- panty dropping!

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veryoldbat's picture

Twatty...
:::drops into thread as Robin Wright jogging:::
Just started House of Cards. It's SOOOOO good. Thanks for the recommendation. Wasn't expecting to be hooked after one episode. The production value is incredible. ::: network TV..GURL you in trouble.
--leaves the way I came in... :)

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Edited for auto correct that thinks its my Mother... Ronin was typed as Robin. Thanks MOm. :)

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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 12:19pm.

You'd remember, right, jack? There are only TWO.
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I remember every name of every private part of every girlfriend/wife I ever had. Priorities - I got em!

My current gf calls her cooch "chucky"... from "hungry chucky" to "puffy chucky". lol

My second wife named vag "easement"... a piece of property to be used by the public regardless if said property is privately owned...

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Twat Muffin's picture

Lurker -- people are such assholes, aren't they? Like an employee is going to call them later for sexy times. Idiots.

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Hekki's picture

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat: "How could he not remember the name of one of her boobs??"

Right? He could be forgiven for not remembering which was which, but totally forgetting? ??? You'd remember, right, jack? There are only TWO.

Lurker's picture

I feel bad for the gay guy in the third blind item. It's possible he could be gay and trying to make a new straight friend (that he isn't trying to fuck). Sounds like they've got common interests, he wasn't explicitly trying to hook up with him, and it's probably difficult to meet people in general if you're famous. I'd be annoyed as well if I was trying to create a friendship and the other person just thought I was trying to bang them!

Side note: I work at a small ultra-upscale health food store and have to ask people for their phone number to access their "loyalty cards". So many pretentious arrogant assholes think I'm hitting on them, even though THEY signed up for these cards. Uggghhhh

jack-n-the-hat's picture

How could he not remember the name of one of her boobs??

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 11:19am.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 11:06am.

LMFAO!! as soon as i saw that "C" i knew you and Within would not be amused ;-)
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Foxxy, Thank you. Great minds think alike. Lol

Twat Muffin's picture

pushy -- hey, honey bun! Good point, I don't think anyone should be forced to come out. However, at this point, Kevin is just toying with my emotions -- I need to know if I have a chance, okay? Just kidding! As long as someone keeps to themselves, who cares, right? It's when someone goes the beard route, girlfriends, wives & all, that's when it gets ridiculous. You should hear Kevin's voice in "House of Cards." He has this wonderful southern drawl that is so sexy.

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can be a pushy broad's picture

Hi Twatty and Lucy. Kevin Spacey--love his voice.
He doesn't do anything for me but man, he could recite the dictionary and I'd listen.

Re: coming out. I know this is against the grain but I really feel, as long as someone isn't hurting anyone and they don't feel like coming out, then why should they? It's their life to choose the way the want to live it. They don't owe anyone anything and as long as the person is comfortable with their life, what difference should it make. If someone wants to come out, same thing.

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The last one has to be Jennifer Fuck Hewitt. Only she could be stupid enough to name her titties. But in what universe is she considered A list?

And Miguelina, why couldn't you post a hot picture of Kevin Spacey instead of that ugly Revolta? Blrrrgghhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Two eyes, two eyebrows."

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Submitted by Bigbendy on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 11:06am.

LMFAO!! as soon as i saw that "C" i knew you and Within would not be amused ;-)

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Zorba-the-Geek's picture

I wish I was a hot male massage therapist who got harassed and suffered psychological damage at the sight of Travolta's quivering butthole in my face. I'd be like, "I just won the lottery. Thanks dude!" Imagine getting almost 2 million dollars because some unattractive guy hit on you?

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wow, what a lot of GHEY GOSSIP today, MK. those gays sure do get around, no wonder they all have THE SIDAS!

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Lollerskates, The SIDAS.

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ellegaunt's picture

Courtney Cox for alist actress...

friends and cougar town

Bigbendy's picture

MK, a hex on you. David Gandy is A list all the way.;-)

MissJaneTexas's picture

I like all of MK's guesses but the last one. What very popular show was JLove on. That Ghost Whisperer show? I don't know why but I automatically though Courtney Cox...although I guess Friends is no longer really in the last decade...

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crazyinjapan's picture

1. Travolta, obviously.
2. ? I don't watch Housewives.
3. Spacey is a super guess, but would the fact that he is now a TV star (House of Cards is a fun watch, btw, but does Netflix count as film?) discredit him because it says he is a film actor? I'm thinking Hugh Jackman, maybe because the Australian Open was on recently. edit: Wait, no, that can't be right because it says he is American. I'm terrible at this!
4. Horrible Hewitt is a great guess. But who is the C lister? One of her Client List costars?

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Lucie -- hey, love! <3 Yeah, I'm just trying to convince myself Kevin isn't gay, but a girl can dream, can't she? That voice, oh my, he can talk me right into a . . . oh, never mind!

Bunny_Ann -- hey! OMG, you & me both, I am absolutely in love with "House of Cards," too. I just finished this first season last night. My only complaints are not enough Kevin sex scenes and Kate Mara's lack of expression on her little rat face.

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bitchSpray's picture

1.3 million? shees...

that's like 60 cents for travolta with all the millions he earned for that already cult christmas classic song with olivia newton john

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Twatty <3 He really has a lovely, soothing voice, one of the most recognisable actors' voices. He's gay, no question about it.

Bunny_Ann's picture

Did any of you watch "House of Cards" on Netflix with Kevin Spacey? **SPOILER ALERT (sort of)**

There's an episode where he goes back to his old college and meets some old friends, and they all get drunk and Spacey's character and one guy confess to each other how much they loved each other back in school. Doesn't lead to any sexytimes after that, but see, his character in that miniseries is not exactly closeted gay but has gay secrets in his past. So this blind item makes sense.

Ok, it's not that good of a connection, really I just wanted to say how much I fucking love House of Cards.

Twat Muffin's picture

Oh, please, don't let that blind item be Kevin Spacey. I just finished watching this season of "House of Cards" and I am more in love with him than ever. I think he's so hot and would totally try to turn him, I love his dimples & voice. He had a sex scene that was totally hot & totally believable. But yeah, it probably is him, because I've been hearing he's ghey for a long, long time. But Kevin, if you want to switch teams, call me, 'kay?

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Lucifer_Sam's picture

tl;dr

Dawn Davenport's picture

I would love for Tommy AND his nephew Albie Manzo to both come out in a joint news conference! Albie and Greg make such a cute couple!

jelliebean's picture

It's really sad that Kevin Spacey is still lying, if that blind item is him. That's why I'm so proud of Anderson Cooper, he told the truth, with the world watching. Life's short Kevin, tell the truth.

I know he's gross (molesting men), I know he's weird (scientologist), but he's STILL one of my favorite actors. I am a brainwashed victim of the '70s. I need help.

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Just who exactly does Mz. Spacey think she is fooling?!?!?

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

TexnDoc's picture

Exhibit:A was quite compelling. That lucky Chilean cruise ship employee gets to call home with a "Mamma! Yo soy millionairio!!"

RandéSleepover's picture

That's exactly what Marty Singer did for Travolta. It's his MO. Travolta is either stupidly rich or he gets some frisson from hitting on strange men that he couldn't get from a paid escort.

Who doesn't know Kevin Spacey is gay?

CDAN totally got an editor. The JLH one is disturbing, except it's missing her immediately clinging to him.

elanenergy's picture

I suck at guessing these. But I was actually picturing Spacey as I was reading it. I feel sorry for the guy. He can't date the normal way, can he? (Didn't he get in some trouble by trying to date "regular civilian" dudes in UK? He needs to come out in a big way just so he can have a normal dating life, imo. Also, Travolta, so he doesn't have to keep paying off small time con artists to LARGE sums of cash. It's all so....stupid. No one cares if they're gay, and would SUPPORT their Out Of The Closet Pronouncement.

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