Birthday Sluts

Zsa Zsa Gabor (96)
How the fuck is she still alive? She is clinging on.

I see others have already noted this but I have to flog the dead camel... "Zaza, Beyonce called and wants her (new) nose back!"

HBD Bob Marley!

Maybe ZsaZsa was Michael's inspiration for a face. Forgot Mike Farrell of M*A*S*H.

"fuck all of Guns 'n' Roses. Bunch of candy-ass rich kids who bought their so-called careers."

and sex pistols were better, dumbass? massive liars....

Zsa Zsa sure was beautiful. But I didn't realise Michael Jackson noses were being done back then.

mamie van doren can still get it

Submitted by ba-buttons on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 9:13am.

And Whamo, I don't mean to troll. I don't feel the need to respond with petulant snark.

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Petulant snark...really!?

"*ba-buttons sits back, waits for Whamo to jump up and defend his little baby carrot boyfriend*

If you're going to take pot shots at me then I'll respond accordingly,

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:21am.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 9:13am.

fuck all of Guns 'n' Roses. Bunch of candy-ass rich kids who bought their so-called careers.

LOL what? Axl Rose had been homeless since he was 16, and Slash and Izzy were working in record stores.

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Ha! What a load of crap. Axl grew up a little choir boy in the Midwest. I assume this 'homeless' bullshit was to give the little troll 'street cred'

"Slash" is the child of successful theatre types in Britain and was raised by wealthy grandparents. Apparently he used his bar mitzvah money to a) buy his way in to the band and b) buy the band stage time back when they were playing Sunset.

And Whamo, I don't mean to troll. As you know many residents of D-ville enjoy dogpiling on ba-buttons (deservedly) for my big mouth. Yet, I don't feel the need to respond with petulant snark.

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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.

Again, pipe down, Fatty.

Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.

Team#DOGHASCRABS!

I didn't know Zsa Zsa was still alive. :O

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I see where Beeoncee got the inspiration for her nose, but she'll never pull it off.

Happy birthday, Zsa Zsa, you are one tough, glamorous cookie.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:21am.

Submitted by ba-buttons on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 9:13am.
fuck all of Guns 'n' Roses. Bunch of candy-ass rich kids who bought their so-called careers.

LOL what? Axl Rose had been homeless since he was 16, and Slash and Izzy were working in record stores.
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Come on now Luc, let's not let facts get in the way:)

Why does she only have one titty?

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Steven Tyler does White Oprah drag better than White Oprah does White Oprah drag. - MK

Happy 38th, Tomoko Kawase!

HB Rip Torn, Natalie Cole, Robert Townsend and
ZsaZsa--a beauty in her day and the orginal celebrity with no talent.
A special HB to Kris Humpries for sticking it to the Kardashians. Hahahaha

Submitted by ba-buttons on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 9:13am.
fuck all of Guns 'n' Roses. Bunch of candy-ass rich kids who bought their so-called careers.

LOL what? Axl Rose had been homeless since he was 16, and Slash and Izzy were working in record stores.

Wow, what a list. HB to everybody except Tom Brokaw who can fuck off with his greatest generation bullshit industrial complex. (Yes, that generation defeated Hitler. It also PRODUCED Hitler, dumbass.)

Time to YouTube some old Zsa Zsa videos .. she really sparkled on the late-night talk shows when I was a kid. All best sad wishes to her now.

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AXL ROSE <3

Kris Humphries is asking to have his annulment trial continued. hahaha His lawyers filed papers with the court, saying something like "Kim's unplanned pregnancy is no reason to hurry up trial."

holy shit bitch made it to 96 going on two years without a leg. too bad she's totally unconscious at this point, she's one hell of a survivor.

How can you forget the most irie birthday boy of them all?! BOB MARLEY. It's also my birthday today:) oh...and Ronald Reagan and Mike Ferrell from MASH.

Submitted by ba-buttons on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 9:13am.

*ba-buttons sits back, waits for Whamo to jump up and defend his little baby carrot boyfriend*
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Whamo simply has his opinion as anyone else does, Whamo could not give a fuck who Ba Buttons likes or doesn't like and Whamo doesn't need to defend G&R, their records speak for themselves.

Bad B-Day to Axl Rose

In fact, fuck all of Guns 'n' Roses. Bunch of candy-ass rich kids who bought their so-called careers.

Fuck "Axl" that stupid ginger pygmy and his whiny, bitchy caterwauling.

Fuck "Slash" and his so-called "amazing' guitar work - only Keith Richards is worse but at least Keith is cool.

Fuck their crappy ass music. 'November Rain' has got to be the longest, stupidest half-assed attempt to make some kind of timeless 'rock ballad' I've ever heard.

Give me Motorhead any day over Roses. Rockers wear leather and denim, preferably unwashed. They don't wear fucking skin tight, Spider-Man cycling shorts.

*ba-buttons sits back, waits for Whamo to jump up and defend his little baby carrot boyfriend*

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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.

Again, pipe down, Fatty.

Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.

Team#DOGHASCRABS!

HB to Tom Brokaw who I get mixed up with Peter Jennings.

And Kris Humphries, who has great value as a thorn in the Kardashians' side. YOU GO, KRIS! I dare you to ask for a paternity test!!! Pretty please?

And to Zsa Zsa, that magnificent courtesan.

And Rick Astley with the voice of a brother.

Zsa Zsa Gabor...she sure was pretty back in the day, for all she's done in life(whatever that actually is) she'll forever be remembered for slappin that cop lol!

Rick Astley...All right our little 1980's Dlisted Ho bags fess up, you LOVED Astley didn't you!? lol

Axl Rose...he may be a Dbag now but the dude had one hell of a fantastic screamin rock n roll voice. G&R kicked ass and near single handily put serious credibility back into rock and roll which at the time was dying miserably at the hands of pretty boy posing hair bands.

Kathy Najimy...hey it's Peggy Hill,

Happy Bday Sluts

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HB Tom Brokaw, may your garbling and your gravitas have many more

OMG Rick Astley! I remember back in like 5th or 6th grade, when YouTube was still new, we'd sometimes click on videos with misleading titles and get Rickrolled. Ah the good ol' days. HB ginger Luther Vandross

Poor Zsa Zsa, with that von Asshole husband and her poor health. I wonder how lucid she is these days.

Well, if you didn't choose her this year, you could've chosen next. She's indestructible. HB Zsa.

hb to william bruce rose in appreciation for the tunes we partied by.

hb to kris humphries, give the 'trashians hell.

hb to zsa zsa and mamie, the lady and the tramp.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*